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Drip-Fed - Requiem 5

After the jolt of pain, Apexus had sensed nothing.

And that was an alien feeling indeed. No sight, no sound, not even the tiniest vibration reached Apexus. All he was, was a bundle of thought...

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The Gamer Chapter 587 – Small Lake Reforms 1 – A less Savage Island

 

John sat at the helm of a gathering of thirty-four people. In Abyssal terms and given the size of the island, that was a pretty sizable population. It was no Rome, but that would have ...

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The Gamer Chapter 586 – What the maid made

John was so mind-numbingly pleased by what greeted him at the Small Lake Pact’s former headquarters, now Aclysia’s base of operations in the region, that he could only run around with a grin. View Post

The Gamer Chapter 585 – Railing along

“And… and th-aah-t…” Cindy tried to close the program standing, her legs shaking visibly as aftershocks of the past hour continued to ravage her body. “That… it-it finishes the pr-progr...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 4

 “Dude, get up!” Delgue shouted, hammering against the door. “Did you actually get a cold? You know that that’s a real achievement when you live on an eternal summer paradise, right?...

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The Gamer Chapter 584 – Purrversion

“…alright, that was the last subscriber question,” Cindy emptied what little of her now cold coffee remained, threw the pad on the table and rubbed her thighs together like she had done for t...

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The Gamer Chapter 583 – Midnight Podcasting

It was happening alright, although not in the way John anticipated. Like last time, he had thought they would be what was essentially a late-night show set. A crowd to laugh at the jokes, bright li...

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Drip-Fed Requiem 3 – The greedy

The charming little house stood in the middle of a well-kept opening in the forest. The green grass was short, although it didn’t look like it got cut but rather just stayed at a certain length o...

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July 2019 Commission Done - Sylph

Terms of Use: You may spread the downsized version in whatever way you like. You may use the original for non-commercial purposes, but not upload it to any hosting website nor spread...

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The Gamer Chapter 582 – Delegating Jobs

“Alright, here is Eliza’s phone,” John placed it on the table as he finished giving instructions to Tamara. “I’ll be calling in when I have the time, so please pick up for her.” Eliza h...

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Chapter 581 – (Almost) Literally Vampires

“Okay, fuck  it, cut me,” Eliza blurted out after several quiet seconds. “Literally,  in the name of every last non-existent almighty god creature out there,  make this shit go...

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Welldark Chapter 2

And now, as promised, the second chapter of Welldark. Like the previous one, its in a beta stage and open for rewritings. Its also not proofread, so typos galore. Do enjoy.

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 2

Reysha finally managed to break out of the city’s sewers. After her successful breakout, she had made the mistake of sleeping in one of the many smuggler’s corners she knew about. This had give...

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Fun decides on the vacation problem.

So, the poll didn't really help... 42% to 58%, not exactly what I would call decisive.

It did, however, come out on the side of "Don't Post chapters". Therefore, I will taking that week off ...

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Fun goes on vacation and feels a little torn on something

Long story short: I am going to Amsterdam. This is a trip that has been planned for basically the entire year now. I'll be gone from Monday to Friday(ish) and I initially said that I wouldn't be po...

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The Gamer Chapter 580 – Things to reveal

“This is the non-sexy kind of being fucking humiliated,” Eliza grumbled while the door of the elevator opened. Folded together and bound even more than before, forced to remain in a foetal posi...

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Who a King must do Chapter 27 – Punishment

It had been a wonderful fest. Orcs, draenei, arakkoa, ogers, and the many other races of Draenor had all come together to drink and sing to the end of the Burning Legion on their world. The alcohol...

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The Gamer Chapter 579 – Things to take care of

John let the final words of his address echo by, taking a huge gulp out of a plastic bottle to oil up his voice a little bit. In front of him was a crowd of reporters, quickly gathered on Liberty I...

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Chapter 578 – Things to go about

Leaving Gnome and Undine to keep a watch on Eliza, John and Aclysia left the apartment within John’s palace and went for the staircase. The replacement sphere flew just a metre ahead of him, but ...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 1

Two knocks on a wooden table. “I call,” said Filch, grinning at his hand of cards. His victory was basically guaranteed. Opposite of him his fellow guard on the shift, Delgue, made a disgruntle...

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Siena Chibi!

Surprise!

I got a new Chibi artist. I won't let you vote on these, because these are like extra, extra stuff, but you should still have the download links. Below you will find three versions...

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The Gamer Chapter 577 – So many questions

“The sensible thing for me to do would be to return to the Small Lake Pact immediately, wouldn’t it?” Aclysia asked, lying in John’s arms in the bathtub. The Gamer was feeling properly at h...

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The Gamer Chapter 576 – Good news and more good news

First, he called Rave. That was the actual, most logical person to start with in every metric. She was his ‘official’ girlfriend, the first woman to love him and the person he loved the most ou...

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Requiem – Prologue 3 – The greedy

“It looks so nice,” Lubrin hummed, turning the black pearl-like object in his hands. He wasn’t even touching it directly, not wanting to stain his newest acquisition in any way. Instead, a pu...

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Requiem – Prologue 2 – The sinners

Water dripped from the cobblestone ceiling. One small bit after another, it fell into a puddle that formed inside the room an eternity ago, and had since transformed much of the ground into a slipp...

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The Gamer Chapter 575 – Arc 5 Start – Safety precautions

John tightened the last knot and then looked at his work with approval before getting up. Leather and metal sat tightly around the pale arms, confining them to their position behind the blood mage...

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SURPRISE THING! [Fun turns older and surprise new story teaser]

HELLO!

Although the hiatus is still ongoing, I decided to give you all a little something for the reason that it's my birthday (or maybe not yet, depending on where you live)!

This...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem – Prologue – The monsters

 

Aclysia was ordering the teeth on the table for what may have been the hundredth time. The pearly white pieces slid over the table, taking their place one by one in an imaginary, jawle...

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Drip-Fed - The Hunt Ends

Everything became much more imminent. It flashed through Apexus’ mind that they had already lost just by the over-levelled sniper’s appearance. Even if they got off the leaf, wouldn’t he just...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 26 – Pure Crystal and Erotic Flesh

Stoneard fell within two days. Anduin and the void elves arrived at night and clad in spells of darkness in the murky swamp, they surrounded the fortress unseen. Then purple spellwork lit up the ni...

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