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Drip-Fed - Pieced Together Finale

Apexus was recovering from the shock of his life as he fluttered away as quickly as he could. ‘Hope Aclysia got away,’ he thought, but didn’t dare go against the plan. Mainly not because of t...

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The Gamer Chapter 542 - Sieg & Mund Finale – Hellfire

“Ifrit, is this not what you wanted to see?!” Sigmund asked with a stupendously joyful tone in his voice. “A fight to the death, blood and mayhem? I bring to you what you want, so give to me ...

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The Gamer Chapter 541 - Sieg & Mund 17 – No things being equal

“Who are you?!” Abraham shouted out and furrowed his eyebrows. All over, fighting slowly ceased as everyone realized that someone disgustingly powerful had just arrived on the scene, belonging ...

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Chapter 540 - Victory & Mouth 16 – Übersetzung

“And then… and then… I dieeeeed… waaaaahaaaaaaaa,” Sylph was finishing her recount of what had happened before she died. Since John had been preoccupied with Abraham at that point, he act...

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The Gamer Chapter 539 - Victory & Mouth 15 – Bridging

John kept his eyes on Terkal as Undine covered him in her healing goo. It had a healthy green tinge, different from her normal body, and recovered that which Gnome’s first aid couldn’t. It had ...

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The Gamer Chapter 538 - Victory & Mouth 14 – The battle’s centre

John stepped out of the forest and onto a central plaza. The fact that there were no pathways leading up to it meant that this barrier predated the building of the real-life counterpart of it. ‘D...

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Drip-Fed - Pieced Together 15

Gabrame was nodding off in his chair and waiting. Waiting for several things. For a start, for that perverted little wench of a barmaid to have her shift end. He had absolutely no idea how much mon...

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April 2019 Commission Completed - Lydia

Edit 17.06.2019: Updates added, makes her lips and buttons better.

HELLO!

I am very happy with this one in general. Bit of news attached to this one, though.

First, quick remin...

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The Gamer Chapter 537 - Victory & Mouth 13 – The wrathful front [Gnome POV]

“Protect this guy, would you?” Metra requested from the earth spirit and rose from Terkal’s mangled form. It was a miracle that he was even alive; almost every inch of skin was flailed from h...

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The Gamer Chapter 536 - Victory & Mouth 12 – The zapping front [Sylph POV]

 

“Pew, pew, pew, pew!” Sylph audibly commented as she dodged the spells flying her way. Everyone was so tense up here, looking at her unappreciatingly as she flew by and made funny ...

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The Gamer Chapter 535 - Victory & Mouth 11 – The passive front [Beatrice POV]

The truth of the matter was that Beatrice had no strong feelings about the current situation. She felt like it was required of her to do so. Someone important had lost her life and that was sad, ap...

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The Gamer Chapter 534 - Victory & Mouth 10 – The serving front [Aclysia POV]

Aclysia kept up with her cat-eared mistress. Although the white-haired maid was over two dozen levels higher, the different weighing of their Stats turned the Lightbearer into the faster of the two...

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The Gamer Chapter 533 – Victory & Mouth 9 – Battle at Roosevelt Island

 

Daylight was still shining on DC when John entered the barrier. It was a nice day, with a temperature neither too warm nor too cold. A terribly nice day for what had conspired and cont...

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Drip-Fed - Pieced Together 14

One week passed before Reysha finally had something to report. “I think it might be the well,” she stated while forcing down her mixture of raw meat and water. With glassy eyes, she chewed ever...

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The Gamer Chapter 532 – Victory & Mouth 8 – Steamy

John was barely through the check-out when there was an attempt to pull him into a barrier. Doubtlessly people camping the position and now trying to delay him. It wasn’t too hard to figure out w...

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The Gamer Chapter 531 – Victory & Mouth 7 – The fuse is lit

“…Forever, the Little Maryland shall resist such foreign cowardice!” Abraham’s voice echoed out of the speakers of John’s office computer.  None but the owner of this space were ther...

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The Gamer Chapter 530 – Victor & Mouth 6 – Ave…

The rest of his day back, John spent genuinely relaxing. He took a five-minute stroll across the beach, remembered that he was a perverted nerd and went back to his new palace. It was nice finally ...

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Drip-Fed - Pieced Together 13

Reysha kept her head low and her presence lower as she swayed through the village like a drunk. A not too uncommon sight at this time of the day. Theatrically, she put one foot across the other, st...

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The Gamer Chapter 529 – Victor & Mouth 5 – A moment downtime

John held a little speech over webcam and then took the next flight home, as Imerella had asked. By the time he got off the plane, the video of his assailant had already begun spreading. As was usu...

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The Gamer Chapter 528 – Victor & Mouth 4 – Go – Home – Newman!

Unmasking the leader didn’t help John in many ways. A face he didn’t know, an unknown name, Level 56, mercenary, no reason why he and his allies attacked John, but one very vital information. H...

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Drip-Fed - Pieced Together 12

Mehily glanced nervously over the table. Certainly, being put in a leading position of this Inquisition, as small is it might be, had bolstered her resolve in the divine, but that didn’t mean she...

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Chapter 527 – Victory & Mouth 3 – Go Home

The result of Imerella’s efforts was a speech by Abraham with somewhat reduced anti-outsider rhetoric. John wasn’t convinced that was really enough, but it was what they got. ‘This whole affa...

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The Gamer Chapter 526 – Victory & Mouth 2 – The neutral force


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Who a King must do Chapter 20 – Sluts and Vaults

As much as Anduin was curious what this new and obviously improved gnome was capable off, her and her sized-up tits had to wait. This was despite him being immensely horny thanks to one of his guar...

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Pieced Together 11

This last piece of Aclysia was all that kept the trio interested in this leaf. Reysha had wanted to go somewhere else from the start, Apexus just wanted to be somewhere safe and the metal fairy was...

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The Gamer Chapter 525 – Victory & Mouth 1 – Spiral

John Newman had imagined himself in numerous situations when he decided to run for a democratically elected position. Down in the streets, showing people he was just a normal human, for example. Be...

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The Gamer Chapter 524 – The Final Election of the Little Maryland

It was the silence that told John that Abraham knew. The complete silence of any word where there had been friendly calls initiated by both sides before. One day, two days, five days, a week, two w...

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Pieced Together 10

“You know, this thing tastes pretty good,” Reysha stated as she happily put the monster’s meat into her stomach, confirming the obvious that this was, indeed, some sort of dungeon spawn. “T...

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The Gamer Chapter 523 – Tier 2 Guild Hall Upgrade

The generals took their leave in a diligent but nevertheless quick fashion. Everything had been said, agreements had been struck. They were in this together now. At least, as far as John’s quest ...

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The Gamer Chapter 522 – Events to Nomination Finale – The wanted discussion

Upon seeing their longest serving general again, the three soldiers that had gone up to John relaxed visibly. The Gamer had to commend the valour of these people, even if their assumption had been ...

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