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The Gamer Chapter 408 - The first foe

“Jo-ooo-ohn,” the being’s back creepily swung in a circle, the gills quivering as if they were tasting his name, “Ne-wm-a-n. Aaaah, as I said, we are just so stupid when we don’t listen to m...

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The Gamer Chapter 407 - The cost of vindication

The darkness was filled with nothing but itself. Up and down had no further meaning. They were just words. Salamander, normally radiating at least some light, was just a speck of red in the vastness o...

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The Gamer Chapter 406 - In 'safe' conditions

About thirty minutes later, back on the ship, John was waiting for Tilgun after the higher dragon had dived away. Soon thereafter, he saw an orca get catapulted into the air, slamming back into the wa...

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The Gamer Chapter 405 - Not so quickly summarized


Afterwards I had to leave for Germany. Lydia wanted me to help her in the tournament for German succession. As my powers were largely deactivated thanks to an ongoing patch, however, I was unim...

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Sunday Pilots 4 [28.10.2018] - Twin Snakes at the Stake [1/1] – A fantasy story with a villain as the protagonist

If you have been following me for a little while longer. This one might be a pleasant surprise for you. I think most of what you need to know is already in this chapter. Full disclosure, character...

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The Gamer Chapter 404 - Error: New Content not found

“Now, now,” Tilgun placed the little boat on the ocean with some care before doing something more than unusual in pulling himself out of the water and resting on the surface. Even going as far as ...

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The Gamer Chapter 403 - A worshipper of chaos

Undine had been hanging slightly behind the boat, looking at the wall of light in front of her. Thanks to the perk John had gotten after Christmas, she wasn’t tethered to his immediate surroundings,...

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Eradication 3 – The end of Babylon


A tower the size of a city of ten-thousand, circular segment stacked on circular segment, each with a rim engraved with endless runes and sigils, powered by the gods and the people of Babylonia...

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Eradication 2 – Chaos

It had been over a thousand years since the creation of Metra. Kingdoms and empires had risen and fallen in the fertile land of Mesopotamia time and time again. Some she saw rise with her own eyes, bl...

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Metra Side Story - Eradication 1 – The perfect introduction to life

What was living? That was the question a piece of metal was rather suddenly and rather forcibly confronted with as magic hot as smouldering lava was poured into it. It felt… things it didn’t have ...

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Sunday Pilots 3 - In Desolation [1/1] – A horror story saga

In Desolation [1/1] – A horror story saga

In Desolation is a story idea about mankind’s struggle against one and only one kind of monster in a world that is already plain and desolate. It wo...

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The Gamer Chapter 402 - The Atlantic Fuse

It was a change too sudden to go by unnoticed. As if they had all lived in the middle of the night and suddenly the sun stood at its highest point, the cruise entered the natural Illusion Barrier that...

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The Gamer Chapter 401 - Ready to fire

They made their way to the bedroom undisturbed and fell into each other’s arms on the way to the bed. Being as impatient as ever, Salamander pulled him straight into a heated kiss as soon as her cen...

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The Gamer Chapter 400 - Water to water

John was sipping ice water, laying in the sun, as he listened to that announcement. As was scheduled, it was 30 degrees right now, noon, and all around wonderful. Siena was, begrudgingly, teaching Syl...

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The Gamer Chapter 399 - The end of the Fluffy Monday – The awakening flame

“About time,” Salamander said, fishing the last piece of paper out of the bowl. There was no need to unfold it; the blaze elemental burned it between her fingers in a quick flash of magical fire. ...

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Sunday Pilots 2 - Golden Heart [2/2] – An Isekai [Sent into a fantasy world] Story

 

I don’t want a buffer on these ones and I already got the one for next Sunday done, so here is the second part of last Sunday’s pilot.

Rebirth was certainly an interesting ...

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The Gamer Chapter 398 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 6 – The chattering maid


“I like this, this is fun, this is lofty,” Sylph declared as she played with her new clothes. “John, John, how do I look? Do I look good? I mean, of course I look good, I always look good...

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Addendum – Stirwin Combinations


Well, against my better knowledge I decided to do it anyway. It helped that I figured out something to lessen my workload tremendously. More details in the next chapter with three-kind combinat...

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Sunday Pilots 1 [14.10.2018] - Golden Hearts [1/2] – An Isekai [Sent into a fantasy world] Story

The following is the first of two parts that is going to set-up a not exactly original premise. The amount of Isekai stories out there is vast, but I feel very little of them do a lot outside of r...

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A bit of news (13.10.2018)

Hey people, how are you doing? Giving you an update on a few future plans.  

First, the update of the pay-classes thingy-magics. I will enact that after the charging of next month is complete. ...

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The Gamer Chapter 397 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 5 – The grounded break

“Yay!” Gnome jumped on the spot when her name got pulled. She gave everyone a big, honest smile in a blushing face. Shame did not hold a candle to her evident happiness. She bounced a bit more, th...

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The Gamer Chapter 396 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 4 – The hurtful game


“Heeeeeey, you?” Eliza turned around when she heard them approach and blinked at Rave’s new hairdo. “Did you want to look like your fucking mother?”

Rave crossed her arms, “Th...

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Rave Commission, the beginning

Main girl is finally getting her picture taken and its great that this happens on the same day that she is getting her longer hair, because she obviously has it here. She is also supposed to wear her ...

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The Gamer Chapter 395 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 3 – The longest, shortest date


“You are back early,” Rave noted as they came back. “That was like 20 minutes tops, didn’t ya want to take an hour for each of us?”

Aclysia made a little bow as her dress transf...

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The Gamer Chapter 394 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 2 – The wonderful blade

“Happy!” Stirwin announced their return. For whatever reason, Nia didn’t come with him to the table but simply walked up to the edge of the pool and fell into the water like an out of balance pi...

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Chapter 393 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 1 – The blank slate

They were in the restaurant, on their VIP platform. It was nice and early, after all they had a lot to do this day. Well, John had a lot to do.  “Let’s jump right into it,” he announced, ha...

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The Gamer Chapter 392 - Largely Eventless

It was more than a day later, and John was lazing in a lounger, looking at the endless see. “You can sit down as well, you know?” he told Aclysia, who was standing at his side. She did a grateful ...

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The Gamer Chapter 391 - Home Party

“But why though?” Rave whined, having jumped on her boyfriend’s back following the latest things he said and thus being carried around as they were heading inside.

“Because me and crowds in ...

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The Gamer Chapter 390 - On the chomping block

“Give!” Stirwin’s cutely high-pitched voice whimpered in the tone of a pleading kid as he was stretching his head upwards. There were many things a crocodile’s body were built to do: being a b...

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A bit of News – October 2018

Hey, how are you? I am doing okay. I have stuff to say about current problems about things outside the story so let’s get right on it.

Let’s start, against better knowledge, with the good news: ...

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