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The Gamer Chapter 363 - Season 3 Arc 1 Prologue – The Treaty of Amsterdam

John was beholden to a situation in which everyone else in the room agreed that he had no business to voice his opinion over. Weirdly enough, the subject was absolutely about him. “We are now enteri...

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A bit of news (27.08.2018)

  

Hello!
 

So, we reached the first milestone. Crazy. And now that we do I realize some things that I should talk about.

For a start, I am not quitting my side job, as...

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Season 2 Q&A

  

*Clap clap*

Meme Revi- Whoops, sorry, I mean Season 2 Q&A the fourth wall has been temporarily dematerialized and…

Funatic: The format has been temporarily changed to ...

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Side Story Season 3 Arc 1

Yeah, so, here we go again, choices below. Decided to split the elementals up this time around, the group choice didn't work out that well, I think. Also the list only includes those names I have idea...

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Inconsequential Poll - The length of Rave's hair

So, I think its no secret by the name of the next arc (Years of Freedom) that it will play over a rather high length of time. So here is a poll about something highly inconsequential but I thought it ...

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Author’s Note Season 2 Arc 3

As I release this I realize I forgot to send it into typo hunting...oh well.

A bit of an awkward arc, pacing wise, I got to admit. I think Romulus speech at the end of the Arc 2 hyped people up a bi...

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The Gamer Chapter 362 - Epilogue – Two weeks and now it’s time to say…

It was a nice two weeks, even if nothing truly remarkable happened. As Rodaclam had threatened, he involved John a bit in the paperwork mines of the empire. He didn’t get to see any of the true stat...

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The Gamer Chapter 361 - Origins

They had come full circle. It had taken seven days (minus a few hours) to get back to this bench. It was him, Lydia and Romulus who sat on it. Everyone else was around as well. Stirwin had jumped into...

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The Gamer Chapter 360 - Big things have small beginnings


“W...

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The Gamer Chapter 359 - No Hangover, Whoop Whoop

“What is wrong with my life and whoever made beer taste this good?” Rave asked while moving as little as possible. She was currently sitting in front of the toilet and having her back patted by he...

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Dayuuuuuum...Beginning of the August 2018 Commission

So, yeah, I decided to go with Nia in the three way tie and look at her. No wonder the average person is unnerved around her, imagine you get stared at like that without context. 

I very much l...

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The Gamer Chapter 358 - Drunken Gamer

“So, can I get a menu or something?” John asked the goddess of alcohol; “To see the prices and everything.”

“Ya stingy dweeb,” sitting on the bench with him, Rave announced her intent to...

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The Gamer Chapter 357 - Before the drinks

"Richard!” John shouted out to the triumvirate that was walking down one of the many hallways. All three turned around, but with a quick gesture and few calm words, the Horned Rat ensured them that ...

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The Gamer Chapter 356 - The day of two changes 2 – The treaty of Rome

Well, the war w...

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The Gamer Chapter 355 Monday – 15th of January, 2018 – The day of three changes 1

“Announcing Lydia August the Fourth of House Hohenzollern, Marquise of…” the herald started rattling down titles as they made their way in. It was one night later; John had had a chance to reapp...

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The Gamer Chapter 354 - Back to Rome

“Okay, everyone, I know this isn’t the strictly quickest way to go about things,” John told everyone once they were ready to make their way back to Rome, “but I am going to take the plane.”<...

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The Gamer Chapter 353 - End of Moscow

“Members of the Blood of the Proletariat, peasants, serfs, soldiers and scholars,” Romulus’ voice boomed over the river Moskva and over to the city of a very similar name. “This is the empire...

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The Gamer Chapter 352 - Walking behind his back

It was noon of the fifth day of the war, and something inside John told him that it was going to be the last. Maybe it was the fact that they were more or less just walking after Romulus as he smashed...

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The Gamer Chapter 351 - When in John Newman’s harem, do as the waifus do.

“Do you have orgies on the regular?” Metra wanted to know as everybody got out of their clothes as quickly as they could. They were a pretty large collection, Rave, Aclysia, Momo, Metra, Eliza, Ly...

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The Gamer Chapter 350 - Upgrades first

“Okay, we are going to have an orgy in a minute,” John promised, “but I need to get these other things out of the way first, okay?”

Everyone agreed, so he got to work. First question: What t...

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The Gamer Chapter 349 - All the organisational things

The difference between the battlefield and the busy city of Warsaw was staggering. Of course, all the elementals had gone incorporeal, and Aclysia had shifted into an outfit more fitting. They had to ...

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The Gamer Chapter 348 - Safety in the clutches of the empire

“What the hell is even happening?” John wondered. Maximillian had flown them high enough to break out of the fog of war that encompassed everything on a ground level. Up here, the air was chilly, ...

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The Gamer Chapter 347 - Kneel down

…one of the golems was swung around like a baseball bat.

If John’s mouth hadn’t already been hanging open from the invaders appearing, seeing one of the golems getting whirled around and slamm...

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The Gamer Chapter 346 - A more welcome kind of war

The barrier shook and trembled as it was pried open. Through some sort of Fateweaver fuckery, John didn’t even care how, the two High Fateweavers on the outside must have realized that their swarmin...

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The Gamer Chapter 345 - Entrenched


To c...

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The Gamer Chapter 344 - The princess was in this castle

“Are you sure you want to do this, Lydia?” John asked as the Princess appeared from the other side of the hall. Previously boring concrete, lit by the bright artificial light of magical electronic...

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Chapter 3 - The rebirth of the daughter

“What are you doing?” Lydia had to know as she stood at the edge of the grave. She didn’t know what the worst about the scene was. Maybe it was the entirety of it? No, the devil definitely lay i...

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Chapter 2 - The death of the father

“AND DON’T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN!” Lydia ran away as the angry store owner shouted after her. She was clutching her bag, which she had hastily grabbed on her way out, as she ran ...

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Lydia Side Story 1 - The three deaths of family Goch – The Mother

“What do you mean you don’t want to have your hair cut?” Mathilda asked her daughter. The mid-thirty women with short, brown hair was wearing clothes of incredibly good quality. Same could have ...

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The Gamer Chapter 343 - Deus Ex Metracana

‘Yes!’ John answered without hesitation. He had already figured that it was time for her to wake up earlier in the iron giant. The mana that Ria had been wondering where it went, the sense of fore...

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