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Chapter 237 - And so, it begins!

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” With those three words the colosseum was transformed. Arcane machinations flickered to life high above the arena in the shape of a hexagon of enormous screens. Cameras star...

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Chapter 236 - So, it begins…almost! Part 2: electric boogaloo

The colosseum was bigger than John had imagined. Well, to be exact, the colosseum was bigger than John had seen. From the outside it had been an imposing building, without a doubt. Stone, ancient but ...

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Chapter 235 - So, it begins…almost.

John looked at the blue ball above the dwarf fortress. It was about the size of a grown man and slowly gaining more, shining with the intensity of a small, blue sun. The Arcana Strike had been hoverin...

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Chapter 234 - Mind-crush

“Hello?” Gaia asked and snapped her fingers in front of John. No reaction. “Well, this is bad,” she said, her dress appearing back on her body; “May have gone too far at the end there. Thoug...

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Chapter 233 - Terra Incognita

John awoke when he felt someone’s hand on his dick.

He had gone to bed early, alone, with the goal to simply nap through the rest of his blue balls. After a day filled with running after Thana and...

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Nathalia picture, completed

So, as last time, I just want to remind everyone that you can use these pictures for non-commercial use (avatars, backgrounds, heck, for all I care use her in some weird music video) - but you may not...

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Chapter 232 - A deal with the devil

“What is it that you seek?” the Horned Rat asked. “I want two things,” John answered; “One, I want you to give me as much of your energy as I can hold.” The reason for this one was quite s...

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Chapter 231 - Blackbird

John looked at the clock in the living room. The arms for hour and minute, standing at 19 and 54 respectively, moved sluggishly compared to the constant movement of the one indicating seconds. For som...

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Chapter 230 - Waiting for the evening.

The grinding went about without incident. First, he and Thana took care of two of the quest’s conditions, that took about 7 hours. Even with Thana trivializing every enemy group, they still had to e...

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Chapter 229 - The last day before the tournament

John woke up. Alone. It was a weird feeling, waking up in a room that was empty besides himself. However, to protect his virginity…to protect the quest goal that was sure to roll around at midnight,...

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Chapter 228 - Watch the hat


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Chapter 227 - And then there was Corruption


Spending the rest of the day grinding turned out to be a loveless task. As he was now free to go directly into Tier 16 (which spanned the level 81-85), the difficulty increased quite a bit. For...

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Chapter 226 - Mend her broken wings.

“Just do it,” John groaned, and on Momo’s face, the hope was ignited. “Oh, don’t be so hasty,” the Horned Rat closed its fanged mouth, and the smile snapped back into the natural shape of ...

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Chapter 225 - There was a beast, and on its head it wore four horns.

“That will temporarily satisfy me,” Nathalia remarked as she and Thana jumped up to the rest of the group. She gazed at Momo for a moment. “I didn’t even see you before,” the dragoness comme...

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Chapter 224 - The hot-blooded tease

 “To give it to you straight, you fucking magnificent creature, I prefer to be at the bottom,” Thana told her sparring partner. “Call me Nathalia, Thana,” the dragoness instructed with a ...

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Chapter 223 - A far cry.

The battle between blood mage and dragon goddess was a heated one. It was also something that John had trouble following. A series of punches, each capable of killing pretty much anything below level ...

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Chapter 222 - Now in Rome

Wings with a black, obsidian skeleton and membranes made from magma. John didn’t need to guess who that was. ‘Guess that answers my question…’ John thought as he walked down the impact crater;...

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Chapter 221 - Derp

“Seriously, what the me,” the supreme deity stood in front of John and pointed at him, her green eyebrows furrowed; “I go to do the regular cleaning of the elemental planes to make sure no Outsi...

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Chapter 220 - To the arena!

“So, Troll or Steampunk themed?” John asked, the decision which of the three new kinds of dungeon they should try first was already settled. “I think trolls sound fun,” Rave cast her vote. “...

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Chapter 219 - Sitting on the edge.

John stretched when he woke up next to Rave. Well, he didn’t actually wake up NEXT to her. The techno-lover’s upper half was hanging over the edge of the bed, while her feet had found their way on...

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Chapter 218 - Unshaded

“Urgh,” John let out a sound of exhausted annoyance as he pummelled the last enemy to death. It felt very wrong. One, because it had the shape of a beautiful woman, two, because he actually had to...

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Chapter 217 - Multi-Quests and Grinding

The last tablet was fizzing out as John got a pop-up.


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Chapter 216 - Fizzy Gifts



John looked at the bird, which was himself, jumping over his hand as he returned home. H...

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Chapter 215 - Necessary Cruelty

John continued walking as if nothing unusual had happened. On the inside he was in turmoil, however. ‘Where? Who?’ he asked in quick succession. The nightmare elemental just giggled, ‘That wasn...

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A bit of news (23.01.2018)

HELLO!

So, for those of you who haven't heard, the Nathalia art was CANCELLED by the artist on fiverr. Further searching left me quite dissatisfied with working with people who were, quite fran...

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Chapter 214 - The mystery of the Metracana, shopping in Rome

“So, let’s ask the obvious first: Anybody knows what that is?” John asked and gestured at the thing on the table; “If it helps, Herman called it a Metracana.” “It doesn’t, I have no idea...

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Chapter 213 - For whom the bell tolls

“So that marks every room, except the kitchen, on the upmost floor complete,” Rave said as they went back down the stairs. It’s not that they didn’t have more energy for the kitchen, but just ...

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Chapter 212 - Home Tour

“That sound nice, I also wanna check on everything,” Rave agreed and tip-toed over to her boyfriend. “You do that, I have something else to take care off,” Lydia said after checking her phone,...

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Chapter 211 - What would you do without us?

“Ehm, girls,” John carefully said after, with quivering fingers, placing his shoes on the floor. Everyone waited for him to continue as he searched for the correct, and very careful words. “Whad...

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Chapter 210 - The Eternal City 2 – Mansion Staufen

Eventually Lydia caught up to them. “That was disgraceful!” of course, the first thing she said was a reprimand towards Thana; “Not only do you reveal your powers, but you also hurt John, let it...

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