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An Elemental Party 3 – Fury of the Storm

Sylph had a hard time. Sure, it was self-imposed (nobody forced her to carry an over-sized sword) but nonetheless it turned out that, even though the white flamelings were weaklings, a dragon was a fo...

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Taking days off

So, it is with a giant headache that I write these words (Cause I am hungover and stuff).

As chapters keep getting (on average) longer I find myself unable to continue to write these daily. I c...

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Chapter 183 - A fluffy Monday 4 – If you like it, put a dress on it

Aclysia got back on the podium, and started testing the options. “One-hundred thousand dollars is the amount you will allow me to spent, correct, John?” she asked while tapping around. “Correct,...

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An Elemental Party 2 – Light my Fire

“Overlady Salamander!” with these words one of her many underlings stormed into the throne room. They were small creatures of coloured fire inside a dark metal armour. This particular one was gree...

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Branching from Chapter 180 - An Elemental Party Part 1 – Grounded [Elemental Girls Side Story]

Gnome was never sure what to think of her home. Since being contracted to the Gamer, many things had changed for the earth elemental. For a start, the fact that she was a stone elemental now. Back bef...

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Chapter 183 - A fluffy Monday 3 – We can go shopping

“That was…an experience,” John said when they were passing through the crowd, a bit later. Whether their little adventure had gone unnoticed or not, John didn’t know. He heavily doubted it tho...

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Chapter 182 - A fluffy Monday 2 – Cut from his cloth

John was walking down the street, alone in the act. He was heading for the clothes store he had been in with Rave, yesterday. Not that it had to be that specific clothes store, it was just the only on...

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Chapter 181 - A fluffy Monday 1 – a not so fluffy start

 When John awoke next morning both Aclysia and Momo were gone already. He wasn’t surprised by this, even as much as she loved doing it, Aclysia would get pretty bored cuddling with his sleeping...

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Chapter 180 (To synchronize with CHYOA the number is the same as last chapters) - Actual For a horny young woman, kissing is an addiction.

“So, for starters I will raise your Libido to 10,” John explained, opening her status as he did. “Aclysia agreed to have her Libido raised to 25 in the future, so we will maybe increase yours -i...

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Chapter 180 - In the evening.


“What am I doing with my life,” John lamented, closed the window and spread his arms out on the...

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Chapter 179 - Mono is a disease?!



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Short Story – A rave before the game(r).


[This short story has been "requested" (really he let me write whatever I wanted, which I like) by Fenrius for the month of November 2017. It happens at the very beginning of the Gamer story.]<...

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Chapter 178 Breezing through the floors.

It turned out that, fortunately, the dungeon was temperate. Also, every single floor was a fucking joke. John couldn’t stretch that enough. A real, fucking, joke. Floor five, breezed through, floor ...

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No Chapter today, Sorry D;

Sickness is bad, I am unlikely to get a full chapter together today and if I do it won't be proofread. Typos are bad enough as is. Will hopefully be back tomorrow.

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Chapter 177 - First rule of Lyly’s training.

“I will have to stress that whatever happens today will stay classified,” Lydia repeated for the third time in half an hour. “This includes all matters of sexual nature, but first and foremost w...

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Reactive vs Proactive, a thought.

HELLO!
 

Just bored, a bit sick, and have been thinking about this as I wrote the latest chapter (Which will be coming later, but you experience one or two days of hiatus as I recover from ...

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Chapter 176 - Twenty minutes tea time

“May I inquire what that noise is about?” Lydia asked. She had exchanged her uniform for a knee-height loose skirt, black stockings and a white blouse, all of which was tailored to fit her perfect...

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Chapter 175 - fifteen minutes of silence.

 

The couple had arrived back at house a while, and a side-track to get a laptop for John, later. Without a key, he had faced momentary panic, but quickly was reminded of the fact that he had g...

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Chapter 174 - Running around the city.


“Well, that was nice,” John said. “Yu-p,” Rave agreed, popping the p sound. A moment of silence then John sighed heavily. “I think having powers just ruined fantasy movies for me,” ...

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Chapter 173 - Going Out



When John left the room and the exhausted princess behind he was of the firm mind to tak...

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Chapter 172 - Intense negotiations.


“What? No!” Rave said and wrapped her arms around her boyfriend. “This is my man, ya get to share him with me, not take him away!” she laid down. “I have no such intentions,” Lydia ...

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Side Story Vote: Results

So, the Elemental Girls won. As making 3 chapters for four girls is a bit awkward I'll be writing one for each of the girls, for a total of 4, instead.

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Chapter 171 - Explanations Finale – Playing the game

"I mean,” John gestured at the map, “you have all of this land, all of these resources, and the best you can do for your fighters are two random Americans?” he looked at her with a raised eyebro...

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Chapter 170 - Explanations 3 – Europa Universalis

"Not a whole bunch,” John freely admitted, “I don’t even know how exactly the borders look or who is in charge where. All I know is that the majority of the divided gates reside in Europe.” Ly...

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Chapter 169 - Explanations 2 – Innate Abilities, Souls and Elementals

“I am a light user,” Rave explained and created a small flash of blue light in demonstration, “I also punch stuff. Guess you could call me a melee mage.” The princess hummed in understanding b...

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Chapter 168 - Explanations 1 – The Gamer

 John woke up in a clean bed. He had used Craft on the bedsheets to instantly clean them, which was great because at the end they had been stained with sweat and all kinds of sexual fluids. As pe...

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Chapter 167 - Finally loving

The house’s bedrooms were all located on the second floor, safe for the one Lydia occupied that was at the far-end of the base floor. His girlfriend pushed her trolley on John before walking up the ...

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Chapter 166 - Things get moving.

Eventually their kiss broke and John was just happy to hold Rave in his arms. Although one of his hands travelled lower and put a hand on her firm butt. Had been too long since he felt that. Rave did ...

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Chapter 165 - His girlfriend couldn’t possibly land this soon.

 Level 1 of Elementalist took just about the whole day to grind out. The challenges ranged from the simple numbers game of spending 20000 mana, to very specific stuff, like using a combo attack o...

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Chapter 164 - Testing the class system.

John woke up, brushed his teeth, had sex with Sylph, ate breakfast and then finally did what he hadn’t done in a long time. He opened his character sheet.

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