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Daddy Issues

What makes someone choose to become a stripper, when they don’t have to? Commonly people conflate the desire to pursue sex work with “daddy issues,” and while I don’t entirely disagree, I...

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Part 2: Taking Too Long

I didn’t want to end so abruptly with the previous story. Mike and I danced. There was a moment I was in his lap pretending to have the most erotic experience of my life. It was apparently such a...

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How My Parents Met

Hello friends,

I’m on vacation and so I don’t have one of my usual stories for y’all. I’m finally taking a much needed mental break from writing. I’ll be back at it again next week....

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Mike’s Bitch Wife: Part 1


I came in for a day shift Friday after a newish customer texted me about buying an hour with me. He texted, “Are you working today? I wanna fall in love for an hour.” I’d assumed t...

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Dancing for Dancing’s Sake

Crushes can be such a beautiful thing. There’s nothing quite like that passionate, breathless infatuation-- that aching desire to know every physical and intellectual nook and cranny of your belo...

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Dale’s Sugar Daddy Issues

Dale has never been in the greatest shape by any measure. Way back about a year ago the first time I danced with him, he clarified that he wasn’t some kind of baller even though he was blowing mo...

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The Human Condition

If you’ve ever had to bear with men sucking on your nipples while your breasts are swollen with cysts, then you know where this story begins.

After a shitty week sequestered inside waiting ...

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Men Have Feelings: Another Danny Story

Slow season has begun, which means dancers are feeling more pressed than normal trying to earn the same living as they do during the busy seasons while customers cling to their wallets for dear lif...

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The consultant, the doctor, the pineapple juice, the diaper, and how to run a business

CW: Assault

I didn’t think about making any additional money after Marcus left. I decided to take a dinner break and see if I could soft sell one last dance set. If it didn’t happen, I wa...

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From Scammer to Scammer

Dale hit me up out of the blue recently asking where I’d been, since he hadn’t seen me in a while. Our paths seldom cross due to our conflicting schedules. He’s an early bird who needs to be ...

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Marcus Is Drowning: Pt. 2

CW: Suicide


Him: A friend of mine was throwing a bachelor party here, so I came and paid for all of his dances, something like $2,500 at the time, but I didn’t s...

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Marcus Is Drowning : Part 1

My manager tipped me off about Marcus. I’d been on my dinner break eating a large salad with buffalo wings when Keith came over and pointed out a middle aged man with tan skin and white hair. He ...

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Fucking Couples

I kept an eye on a white couple in their late thirties, maybe forties who sat beside the bar, sipping their nonalcoholic beverages for a few hours before I decided to go up to them. They could best...

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Hey guys

I’m exhausted from a very busy week so I’ll be posting my story tomorrow. Thanks for being patient!

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A Brief Stripper Fight

I always miss stripper fights. It’s very uncommon at my club, which comes as a surprise to people, but the dancers at my club are exceptionally kind. There are arguments and tension at times, but...

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Finding The One

I scanned the club looking for any well dressed middle aged man sitting alone. It was early Tuesday night, and the pickings were slim. I saw one skinny white man in his mid fifties bent over a piec...

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Keeping Glen Close


Glen came by after another of his extended absences. He used to come by every other weekend with his friend and employee, Chuy a jolly Mexican man, but recently Chuy stopped drinking. Si...

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I Bleed, Therefore I Am A Vagina

I walked into the club scared for posting about unionizing. I have no protection against retaliation, aside from a mutual threatdown. They threaten me or fire me and then I threaten to report all o...

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White Man Face Blindness

I was almost certain I’d danced with the man before-- but as I’ve mentioned in previous posts, I have a terrible case of White Man Face Blindness. I never thought I’d get to the point where m...

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New Post Tomorrow (Monday)

Hey guys, I’ve been on vacation and I’m a little behind on my writing. I will have your story of the week tomorrow. Thank you so much for supporting me. I hope y’all are enjoying the podcast....

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Eye Contact

I’d just danced with one of my regulars who wears a condom when we dance so that he can nut into his pants. In return for my service, aside from a nice tip, he’d brought me granola bars to sna...

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Venice Beach Boy

I’ve said it multiple times, but I hate the South Bay boys. There’s a few groups that come in regularly after a late night drinking at one of the beach bars. They arrive after 2:30 a.m. and tak...

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Pilot for Girls Night Out (only up on patreon for a limited time only)

Junie: 20-years-old, Black/Latinx, grew up lower middle class, culturally Midwestern and out of touch with their ethnic cultures, in the process of defining their gender identity, they use they/the...

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For the Love of Lin Mai

A large man entered the club carrying what seemed to be his entire life, stuffed into two duffles which he dropped off in the DJ booth. He wandered the club hesitantly, unsure of where he was welco...

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Crossing Boundaries

It was twofer special time and I decided to shoot my shot with one of the men from this group of white bros (or as I like to think of them, “brethren”). I figured I’d ask whichever one of the...

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Danny’s Golden Shower

I know what you’re all thinking: where was the golden shower in the last story? I mentioned briefly in my last Instagram post that I finally broached the pee barrier with someone, and if you’ve...

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More of the Danny Chronicles


Before I dive into this most recent Danny Story, I wanted to note that my partner and I have started couples’ therapy. We’ve spent a lot of time confronting hard truths and crying to...

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Another Danny Story

Time for another Danny Story.


Danny arrived during the one weekend I decided to set aside for myself and my partner, so we could attend a friend’s wedding. Danny had promised he ...

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War and Boobies


One early Saturday evening I was dancing on stage when a little bald man came up to tip me. A few other men joined us on the opposite end of the stage and I took turns paying each of the...

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CW: Rape Pt. 2

I’d planned to work Friday after my meeting with Dino. Normally I would wear something I don’t mind ending up smelling like a strip club, because inevitably if I leave any object in the club fo...

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