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Chapter 164: Asta: Sister Lumina, the bed in my room collapsed!

[Wait, wait, wait! Isn't there something off about Lumina's photo?!]

[Himeko and Dr. Ratio's photos were Light Cone illustrations. Does that mean Lumina's and the others' might be too?]

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Chapter 163: The Charmony Festival

"The Charmony Festival is a once-in-an-Amber Era grand celebration..."

"Now, with the Charmony Festival just around the corner, the eyes of the entire Cosmos are focused on Penacony, the 'sta...

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Chapter 162: Version 1.6 Preview Livestream

In the real world, at 7:30 PM, the Version 1.6 preview livestream for Honkai: Star Rail began as scheduled.

Within mere seconds, the livestream room was flooded with viewers, overloa...

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Chapter 161: I Told You So

[Lumina's Skill Previews Leaked: Overpowered, But the Flaws Are Equally Devastating!]

"What the hell is this? The skills are already being leaked?"

Even though Lumina had told Asta that...

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Chapter 126: The Ultimate Numerical Anomaly

Right, when Tribios first set out, she had opened the Century Gate right outside her own home. Olivia was still waiting for news at Tribios's doorstep.

But the semi-permanent teleportation ga...

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Chapter 213: Morgan: Baobhan Sith, go eliminate Beryl.

When Morgan opened her eyes again, she found herself back on her throne. The cold jade throne and the empty hall were so familiar, unchanged for over a century.

Her previous experience felt l...

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Interlude 1: Chaldea Post-Camelot Epilogue

"How am I supposed to write this report?!"

Gudako crumpled the incomprehensible mess of scribbles before her into a ball and tossed it aside in frustration.

In all fairness, she was jus...

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Chapter 212: Congratulations, Lancer Artoria, on Joining the Workforce!

"Wow, this horse is impossible to control!"

Jiang You gripped the reins tightly, finally understanding what Medusa's A+ Riding skill truly meant. The Lion King's white steed was significantly...

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Chapter 211: Jiang You: Bedivere's Affection!

By now, the Chaldea team had just emerged from the desert and entered the wilderness surrounding the Holy City Camelot.

"At this rate, we won't make it in time," Da Vinci said, glancing at th...

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Chapter 160: Buying Another Starship

"Sister Lumina, I remember telling you before that whether you're at the Space Station or not, the door to your room will always be open for you!"

"The room's facial recognition system has al...

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Chapter 159: The Bizarre Herta

"There's no need to rush. Even I'm not rushing, Ruan Mei isn't rushing, and Screwllum isn't rushing, so you don't need to either."

"Little Grey hasn't arrived yet, and the Simulated Universe ...

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Chapter 158: Herta: Shit, I think I've gotten myself into some real trouble...

The day after Lumina's Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication was released, at exactly noon, the official Honkai: Star Rail account once again released an Extraterrestrial Satellite Comm...

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Chapter 157: Version 1.7 Design

[Wait, I think I've stumbled upon a blind spot. All four language dubs seem to be translating to "Lumina"...]

[Upstairs, you can drop the "seem." All four dubs are freaking Lumina herself! Bu...

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Chapter 156: Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication

Some time later, in the real world, a group of Lumina simps were going crazy on a popular online forum...

[Bro, it's already halfway through Version 1.5, where's my Lumina? Where's my...

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Chapter 125: The Divine Power of the Gate

On the battlefield, the goblins were stunned by the bizarre spectacle unfolding before them. After their initial shock, they quickly realized that the knight wasn't real—or rather, they didn't un...

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Chapter 80: Only Today Did I Truly Know Myself

A crushing aura pressed down, forcing all who entered the Forbidden Zone to bow their heads.

Their hearts pounded wildly, as if on the verge of exploding. Yet even so, the beasts refused to s...

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Chapter 79: Revelation

The severed marionette tumbled behind the stampeding horses as the Silver Dancer stepped out with impeccable grace.

For a moment, the crowd was stunned.

They had clearly seen the crimso...

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Chapter 78: Heavenly Grace

The moment the step was taken, chains erupted from the ground.

The chains coiled toward Twilight Cloud, but she evaded them with agile twists and turns, moving with ethereal grace like she wa...

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Chapter 77: The Cunning Beast and the Cage

A crimson mist blotted out the Hero's vision. This was the Minotaur's Maze, where the ever-shifting mist concealed treacherous Evil Ghosts.

"Damn it! I can't catch that creature!"

Thoug...

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Chapter 76: First Display of Prowess

Bang!

The gate burst open.

"Get out of the way! The Executioner's here!" Speedstar snarled, reacting the instant the gate loosened. If speed was a blade, then bursting from the...

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Chapter 237: Secret Date and...

Navia propped her cheek on her hand, absentmindedly doodling circles on the paper with her pen.

"Phantom Thief White Cat is Lulu? Lulu is Phantom Thief White Cat?"

Ever since the night ...

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Chapter 236: Furina or Furina?

Phantom Thief Resurrected!—Is Fontaine's Doom Approaching?

Around 7 PM last night, the Phantom Thief White Cat reappeared before everyone's eyes.

Though her attire differed s...

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Chapter 235: How to Comfort Furina

Furina glanced up at the clock and murmured, her arms crossed, "She's not back yet..."

Seeing Luna so lively again had eased her worries considerably.

Phantom Thief White Cat remained a...

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Chapter 234: Phantom Thief White Cat Is a Housecat

Chevreuse's sharp tone only amused Luna.

"Of course, my dear police dog."

Police dog? Chevreuse frowned, annoyed.

The Special Task Force members exchanged glances, thinki...

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Chapter 233: Rebirth: Melodious Fragments

At six o'clock that evening, countless people had gathered around the Opera Epiclese. Dark clouds blanketed the sky, obscuring any trace of starlight or moonlight.

Only the Maison Gardiennage...

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Chapter 155: Herta: Yes, I'm begging you.

[So you really don't plan on going to Belobog after all...]

After leaving the Luofu, the System immediately realized that Lumina had been telling the truth to March 7th and the others aboard ...

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Chapter 154: Departure

Xianzhou Luofu, Divination Commission.

Upon hearing that Lumina was about to depart from the Luofu, Fu Xuan offered a perfunctory "Safe travels. Don't rush; I won't see you off."

...

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Chapter 153: Spouting Nonsense with Eyes Wide Open

"I'm preparing to leave," Lumina said softly, blowing on her cup of hot tea. "Though The Hunt and Abundance are sworn enemies, I still wished to bid farewell before leaving."

Lumina and Jing ...

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Chapter 152: A Man-Made Disaster

"Uh... I think we've found something to do now," March 7th said, putting her phone away after reading the message. The previously directionless path had suddenly gained clear direction.

"Hmm....

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Chapter 151: Dancing Before the Emanator

"Sister Lumina, you're really not going to board the train and come to Penacony with us?"

The Astral Express was temporarily docked at a Luofu platform.

After watching a crude performan...

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