TLRD; New story just dropped for patreons and valhalla b2 will start coming out in a couple weeks!
Hey everyone, I just wanted to try something a little bit new and update everyone on my gene...
2024-08-23 04:49:25 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 1:
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."
2024-08-23 04:42:21 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 63:
I was still cursing the arrogant captain under my breath when I moved to the tent entrance.
"I'm never having walls in the command tent again," I muttered to myself as I pok...
2024-08-21 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 62:
As I sailed through the air, I pulled out my dagger with my left hand from its sheath in the small of my back. Was this reckless? Maybe. But after months, I felt alive again.
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2024-08-21 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 61:
On the appointed day, my army had already taken the field. The soldiers streamed out behind me, forming seemingly endless rows that stretched to the horizon. At least far enough t...
2024-08-19 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 60:
When I walked down the stairs from my sitting room to the courtyard, I stopped briefly to look out of the window. I'd spent a little bit of time back in my own county after the se...
2024-08-17 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 59:
I walked out of the strategy meeting, ignoring the stares, glares, and looks of confusion that followed me. I knew the true consternation of all the generals and other nobles wasn...
2024-08-16 18:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 58:
Back in the city of Alaric, I waited in the receiving room of the keep. I was slightly frustrated that I had to be here and a little bit nervous, as there was a lot more riding on...
2024-08-14 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 57:
Dinner was not served in the same room where we ate lunch previously. This time, it was served in the banquet hall, and I sat to the right-hand side of the King at a table that st...
2024-08-12 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 56:
The young man was clearly well-taught with the blade. I watched as he tested his borrowed weapon, swinging it back and forth, and noted how the balance on his feet shifted with ea...
2024-08-10 18:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 55:
As I advanced on the four guards that had formed into a line, I wondered whether the Count would attack me from behind. So, I paid some attention but didn't hear him move from his...
2024-08-09 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 54:
The messenger was well-groomed and looked comfortable despite a month-long siege. His perfectly manicured clothes were green and blue, which I thought looked rather awful. Still, ...
2024-08-07 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 53:
As the last of the enemy was chased away, they were forced to leave everything behind. The retreat had been semi-organized at first. Several supply wagons were being pulled along ...
2024-08-05 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 52:
My decision to put off the war until the beginning of the next month was a bit of a gamble. Technically, I was one short, but I would definitely be able to get twenty honorable ki...
2024-08-03 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 51:
The morning found me deep into meditation. I opened my eyes as the light started to shine through my window and got up from my seated position, stretching my stiff legs. This weak...
2024-08-02 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 50:
I felt a lot better after smacking around a lot of guardsmen in sparring sessions. Their newfound respect for me seemed almost a little wary as well. Going back up to my office, I...
2024-07-31 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 49:
A few hours later, I understood why accountants had the reputation of being boring. I always had assumed this stereotype was false, based on a few impressions with some accountant...
2024-07-29 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 48:
Staring up at the blue sky, I just appreciated being alive again for real instead of just in an afterlife. I took a deep breath and instantly regretted it, spluttering. I attempte...
2024-07-27 18:00:26 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 47:
"I think we should back up a slight bit," Loki said. "So, my goal for this mission is to increase my weight, the weight of my opinion on a certain matter that Father will be signi...
2024-07-26 18:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 46:
What did Skoggangr Þræll mean? Even in my own head, I stumbled over the unfamiliar word. Whatever it was, the crowd got riled up and aggressive.
Rotten fruit and han...
2024-07-25 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 45:
I went back for lunch after I finished my shopping by purchasing a baldric for my sword. Carrying it on my belt wasn’t my favorite thing.
Going up stairs ...
2024-07-25 18:25:44 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 44:
My question sparked some serious discussion.
"I know we should," Astrid said with a giddy smile on her face, "...but I don't know if I'll be able to focus properly."
2024-07-22 20:24:13 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 43:
I walked into the training room early—well, earlier than I normally did. I was perpetually running a little bit late because I was sleeping too little and studying magic so much...
2024-07-20 23:32:33 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 42:
A couple of days later, I still hadn't finished learning those new skills. The day after I talked with Astrid, I told the team that I had gotten the identified skill. It shouldn't...
2024-07-17 18:50:12 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 41:
Knocking on the door of the narrow hallway above the armorer's shop on the ground floor, I waited for a response. The door opened a crack, and I could see a thin sliver of a clutt...
2024-07-15 00:11:46 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 40:
I spent over an hour reading in the shop before looking up. Closing my eyes, I rubbed my temples, a headache forming. This was not nearly as simple as I had hoped. Arcane magic wa...
2024-07-12 18:26:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 39:
I studied the first room of the challenge as Helga, and I finished off all five of the badger cubs at once. We had progressed a lot in dealing with these simple enemies, and now w...
2024-07-11 02:45:03 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 38:
I read through the list for a third time and made a couple more notes as I weighed my options.
Jester of Valhalla, Loki's Mouth Piece, Swordsman, Spearman, Trickster's...
2024-07-09 16:43:37 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 37:
I didn't get much sleep that night. In fact, I woke up with my neck aching and an imprint of my fist on my cheek from where I had fallen asleep at my desk. The cube was sitting ne...
2024-07-06 16:39:51 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 36:
I only had to walk for about four blocks before I noticed the hidden jester symbol on a rundown inn's sign. I'd probably missed one here or there, as they were quite hidden, and I...
2024-07-06 01:40:32 +0000 UTC
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