Nikki Neudles

Thank God (Satan? 🤔) for AI

Otherwise we may never know what I would look like as a porn star with huge jugs.

BTW, I wasn’t sure if I should post the full image because it is like… extraordinarily graphic. My mind i...

PS: In case you don’t know me from Threads/IG/IRL…

Just a few nice, normal recent photos of me to prove that I’m a decent and demure, mild-mannered, classy lady IRL, who sometimes forgets to pack her clothes steamer on trips, and oftentimes lacks...

I’ve been preparing for my sexy bird cosplay since 2012…

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This is what my hair looks like in the AM

Every single day.

World’s most violent sleeper. 

Blast from Neudles Past

A few fun pictures of me and* my friend Molly back in the day. (2012) 

[on*]

Käsespätzle

TBH, I’m completely mortified that I couldn’t think of the name of this Austro-Hungarian potato pasta dish in my earlier “Lesbian Confession” voice recording post… because I worked at a h...

PSA: I Don’t Hate Women

And a hint hint at my villain origin story. 🦹🏼‍♀️ 

Oh wait— I just remembered my point

And it wasn’t to come on here and make lesbian confessions. 😳

One more smutty selfie…

…for now. Because I’m going into my cave for a little while to work on Patreon content that actually requires me to use my brain, as opposed to everything else that I’ve posted here so far wh...

This isn’t a porn channel, but if it was…

I would call it “Wet Neudle”. 🍜😛🤡

It’s giving slutty Tinkerbell

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I’m still figuring out Patreon’s functionality. This is a screenshot from a video of me trying to be sexy and accidentally tripping. I tried to post the video here, but Patreon only lets you sh...

Something a lil spicy for your Saturday

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Cosplay Poll

Which theme of sexy cosplay do you guys want to see from me first?? 

Voice recordings…

PS: I know my first 2 voice recording posts were a little rough, but they were off the cuff and I wanted to give you the authentic unpolished Neudles experience as though you are sitting in my pass...

Neud in bed 🫣

No makeup, no clothes, no shame, no problem. 😎👍

I swear I’m not a raccoon, it’s the lighting. 🦡

The best part is the denim socks

You know about wet dreams, but now get ready for wet nightmares! 🤓

Here’s another absolute AI horror to haunt your life. 

Kill it with fire!!!! 😱🔥

Not all of my attempts to create AI porn were successful.

Let the record show that I DID NOT ask for it to put my face on the character on the right, that was a creative choice by AI.

This AI porn makes me feel weird.

You can tell it’s not real because all 3 of me are missing my gap tooth.

I just want to know why Neudles #1 is dressed like a little boy (which is actually quite realistic for me IRL), but ...

It’s giving nerdy chipmunk

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Give the people what they want!!!

A good look at my little tongue-tied baby tongue and gaptooth, obviously.  👅🤓

Don’t worry everyone…

I’m just messing around on Patreon right now as I play with Patreon’s functionality and build out my brand new page. The good content is coming! I swear this whole page isn’t going to be AI g...

Ultra Realistic Neudles Sex Doll

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Ok don’t freak out, but…

JK totally freak out. 

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You’re Welcome. 😇

The view you know you came here for. 

Ogle Away…

I promise this is a comedy Patreon, but just a heads up that I added another premium perv tier for all you pervs who came here to ogle me. 

Give the people what they want

An up-close scantily clad look at my recent fitness progress. 

Its not smut, it’s fitness content!! 

Glutes through the years

Give the people what they want!

A totally random collection of photos of one of my best ASSets 🍑

Literally exactly what I look like naked 🙈

Last XXX post before I get to what you actually want to see— comedy!! 

Neudles in Lingerie

Just in case clone orgies aren’t your cup of tea, allow me to indulge your solo Neudles fantasies. 🫦