Pfatter University

GroBig: Pranking Our Rivals

Since our founding in 1895, Pfatter University’s athletics program has had a friendly rivalry with Chiseld College, whose students are well-known for their muscular physiques with sub-5% body fat...

Swine Feed: Videos

Our Agricultural Science majors use Swine Feed to fatten up the program’s pigs faster and more efficiently. Somehow - perhaps due to its irresistible scent designed to entice the hogs - our stude...

Swine Feed

Uh-oh! Our Agricultural Science students keep leaving out bags of Swine Feed, and their friends and roommates can’t seem to keep their hands off it - it is designed to have a very enticing scent,...

Austin Gets Sumo-Sized

When Austin’s roommate caught the Sumo Flu, he tried not to panic. In fact, he enjoyed watching get fatter and fatter with every sneeze.

He woke up this morning feeling a little light-heade...

Biggest Boys at Pfatter U?

We often get asked: how big do our Pfatter University students get? While we don’t weight them every day, we do have a tradition where they step on a scale on the big graduation stage before rece...

What’s next?

With almost 700 Pfatter patrons enrolled, we want to hear from you! What lore at Pfatter University do you want to learn more about, and see more of?

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Jason & Chris

Jason and Chris, the senior captains of our water polo team, have become incredibly buoyant since they were recruited four years ago. Not only have their frames grown too big for our ...

Thinner Pfatter T-shirts

Our special Thinner T-shirts, on sale in the bookstore, have a patented slimming effect on any expanding midsection. They’re a perfect solution for any student who doesn’t want his family and f...

Fast Freshman 15 Contest

In September 2024 we had a Fast Freshman 15 Contest to see which roommates could each gain 15 pounds in just one week. We were so busy tracking the weight gains of our foo...

Live Photos: Luau at Phi Alpha Tau

Check out the Live Photos from this weekend’s event!

Luau at Phi Alpha Tau

Our resident frat knows that the best way to forget about the cold is to throw a luau! The barely-clothed brothers stuffed themselves with traditional foods and drank a tropical drink (or seven), a...

Laundry Day

Testing to see if GIF’s can be posted!

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Sizing Up

Over the course of their studies at Pfatter U, our students will inevitably need to size up their wardrobes. Luckily, we have a Size-Up donation program where our biggest seniors can donate those j...

Patreon Exclusive: Taylor

A week ago, Taylor was a skinny college kid with dreams of bigger things. Just this week, he joined enrolled in our Faculty Tier here on Patreon and made his dream come true! This is one of our fav...

Thickening Machine: Kieran

After a successful basketball career in high school, Kieran's dad dreamed of him becoming a college star - and then maybe one day, an NBA standout. There was only one issue - Kieran was sick of pla...

Thickening Machine: Eddie

Eddie dreamed of joining our nationally-ranked tennis team as a walk-on, but at tryouts Coach told him his backhand didn't have enough "oomph." Determined to try again the next day, he hooked in to...

A Heavy Snowfall

It snowed all weekend at Pfatter U, and our students engaged in some of their favorite cold weather activities, from sipping cocoa and building snowmen, to visiting our all-you-can-eat homemade coo...

Polarcle Packs on the Pounds

When Polarcle joined our Faculty, he was quite a slim guy. Sick of getting jostled in the hallways by our gigantic student body, he concocted a special serum with his colleague Dr. X. Pande in the ...

A Little Treat for David (and you!)

So many new patrons joined today to watch David get thicker, so we figured we'd reward all of you by releasing the extended version of his fattening. Packing on 200 poun...

Thickening Machine: David

David was a star shortstop in high school. He was recruited to our baseball team to fill the position of catcher after our previous one ate a little too much in the off-season, surpassing ...

Vinnie Grows Softer in the Sauna

Vinnie, a recent transfer from our rival school Chisseld College, got into the sauna to really let go - the first week of classes was tough on him! Little did he know that our special...

Even Big Boys Hit the Gym

Despite what you might think, our growing students do use our gym facilities. Some of them want that muscular foundation to pile more and more fat on, while some of them naively think they...

Ethan Gets Thicker - Extended Version

1,000+ Pfatter Pfans voted in our Tumblr poll and decided that they needed to see Ethan in action. Our Patrons get this special, extended version of the effects of the Thickening Machine; after he ...

The Thickening Machine: Elijah

Elijah joined our track and field team, ready to run relay like he did in high school - but Coach saw the potential for something bigger. With just a little more weight to throw around, Elijah woul...

The Thickening Machine: Grady

Grady came to Pfatter U to play soccer. As the smallest guy on the team, he really struggled his first season. So, Coach made a plan: pile 100 pounds on Grady in the offseason, then stick him in go...

Struggling Freshmen Get Thick

When their second semester starts, Pfatter freshmen who've failed to show any growth get assigned to hook up to the Thickening Machine. These five skinny guys are about to catch up to their bigger ...

The Thickening Machine

Last semester, our students really tested the limits of our state-of-the-art Thickening Machines. Some bulked up to help them with sports, others got big just because they wanted to. Either way, th...

Live Photo - Mark’s Santa Belly

Frat boy Mark dressed up as Santa for the Phi Alpha Tau frat party. By the looks of it, there was a little Christmas magic in the air that night …

Live Photo - Christmas Cookie Feeding

Watch Pierce enjoy his roommate Bryan's freshly-made Christmas cookies.