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459. The End of Infinity

The world wobbled around Hui. Darkness emanated from his hand, swallowing him up. Waves emanated out from that darkness, twisting the world around Hui’s body. Startled, Fei Hu leaped toward Hui, ...

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458. Infinite Space

Once Fei Hu ate its fill, Hui picked it up and took to the skies once more. Out of the valley and back to the stone, the empty vast wasteland where nothing grew and nothing lived but the black bird...

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457. Playing the Pig

Gray stones below, a low, flat gray cloud above. Hui flew on. On and on. Hours passed, and still he flew. He glanced back. Am I really moving? It feels like I’m on a treadmill, going nowhere....

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456. A Meal for Children

Hui reduced his qi, retreating it into his core. His body went fully limp. Hui pushed his qi into his shell, reinforcing the core’s tough exterior. Alright. I’ll write my body off as a loss...

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455. Beasts in Autumn

The world whirled around Hui, and he squeezed out of the spatial passage and into a dark space. He stumbled, then fell over. Confused, he pushed himself up. Where am I? What’s happening?...

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454. Seeking Seniors

Hui gazed at the sky for a bit, then shrugged to himself. I guess… she has other things to do on the peak? But what? What could be more important than the exploding furnace?

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453. Suspicious Seniors

Zhang Minyan peered at Hui. “Come to think of it, I don’t recognize you. Are you new in the sect?”

“Ah? Yes! I just… was recruited as a peak lord,” Hui said, nodding.

“Hmm...

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452. Raging Pill Furnace

As he fell, Hui angled his body so that he’d strike down on the very bottom of Zhang Minyan’s peak. A gentle push from the air counteracted his fall, shoving him away from the peak.

H...

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451. Rogue on the Roam

Rogue yawned. Why do I feel so tired? Is it going through the network? Damn… didn’t expect that to happen. Is this payback for using the network to get Healer drunk?

He looked ar...

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450. Surprise Disciples

Exhausted, Healer returned to his peak. He rubbed his forehead and blinked, happy to see his simple palace. I’m so tired. Ceremonies, registrations, the repression of Gui Delun’s peak, ugh....

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449. Meet Cute at the Library

A/N: sometimes Patreon 's scheduler just doesn't, guys. I'm so sorry. Hope tomorrow posts on time...

Ignoring the Master-disciple banter, Tang Fei marched directly ahead toward the main pavil...

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448. Having Fun Isn't Hard with a Library Card

Sectgoer stretched lazily, rising from the forge. A dozen ruined spirit weapons laid strewn on the floor around him. Twisted and filthy, not a single one lacked an impurity or deviation of some sor...

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447. Two Weddings and Hui's Funeral

At last, Gui Yutong and Hui sat alone in the wedding bed, Gui Delun nowhere in sight. Hui pressed out his mental energy just to be sure, but as far as he could tell, Gui Delun had left entirely. He...

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446. The Lotus is a Solitary Hermaphroditic Flower

Gui Yutong glared up at Gui Delun. “I’ve chosen who I want to be with. Father, please.”

“A piece of filth who only wants your body, who’s trapping you into marriage? Let me kill him...

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445. Father-in-law, Spare Me

They flew across the sect. Hui grabbed at his collar, buying himself enough room to take a breath. “Senior, I—”

“Not a word,” Gui Delun snarled.

Hui opened his mouth, then clo...

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444. Wanting to Cry

Healer woke up with a jolt. He blinked and tried to sit up, only for a throbbing headache to assault him. Wincing, he lowered himself back down, staring at the silken canopy overhead.

I r...

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443. It's My Party

The Following Night

Bai Xue’s peak glittered with thousands of floating flames. Dancing over the peak, the flames shaped into flowers and swords, fantastic spirit beasts an...

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442. The Next Step

Hui returned to the pond. He glanced around, but everyone was asleep now, even the two flirtatious female cultivators. Settling down on the final open chair, Hui looked left and right, then closed ...

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441. Queen of the Undead

Fang Hua laughed. The sound echoed eerily off the tall stone walls. She waved her hand. “Oh no, no. I appreciate the way you’ve treated me… that is, my other half. I’ve advanced to fifth re...

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440. Dead Girl's Troubles

Okay, Liu Guang is asleep. Hui glanced to his right, but quickly licked his lips. Er… I don’t think they’d notice if I was here, or not. Let’s make my excuses in any case, but ...

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Happy New Year!

Congrats on making it to a new year, everyone! To ring in the new year, I've finally put MTPDDAT vol. 1 on Amazon! You can now purchase the adventures of your favorite cowardly cultivator as an ebo...

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439. Drinking The Night Away

Hui closed his eyes for a moment, reaching out through his network to the nearby lotus clones. An image welled up in his eyes from one of the lotus beasts. A beautiful rock-lined still pond, surrou...

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438. A Drink, Interrupted

The lotus clones bustled around as Hui returned, trailing Liu Guang. Hui laughed lightly as two clones ran out with a skein of silk carried over their shoulders. “Ah, never mind the mess, Senior....

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437. Plan of Attack

Healer strode along his peak, enjoying the quiet for a moment. A moment of peace before it all begins.

The lotus clones busied themselves, setting up the immortal palace behind him. ...

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436. To Pass or Fail

From the corners of the sect, the groups of cultivators led their trial attendees back to the original peak. The clones made eye contact with one another, nodding.

Hey, wait. What happene...

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435. Magical Techniques

Peak Lord sat lazily at the end of the line, resting his back against Bai Xue. She breathed slowly, her body shifting against his. The sun shone down overhead, illuminating a beautiful meadow full ...

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434. Final Rounds

Hui stepped up to the edge of the floor again, beating stick slung over his shoulder. Opposite him, a familiar face stepped up. Ying Lin waved at Hui from across the floor, beaming wide. A few rips...

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433. Masterful Guidance

Instantly, Wen Penglai launched himself at Hui. His sword transformed into a blaze of light, darting for Hui’s heart.

Hui jumped back, operating the Pond Reflecting Waltz on instinct. Using...

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432. Beating the Technique into Him

“Again!” Chen Wuya snapped. He clapped, and the swordsman in red jolted to a halt, then reset and began the swing again.

Hui swept his sword sideways, following the man’s motions. He wa...

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431. What the Judges Want

Hui flitted around the stages, making full use of his free time from his quickly-finished match to watch the rest of the matches. He kept half an eye on Xin Mobing the whole time, mindful of the ma...

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