The world wobbled around Hui. Darkness emanated from his hand, swallowing him up. Waves emanated out from that darkness, twisting the world around Hui’s body. Startled, Fei Hu leaped toward Hui, ...
2023-01-21 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostOnce Fei Hu ate its fill, Hui picked it up and took to the skies once more. Out of the valley and back to the stone, the empty vast wasteland where nothing grew and nothing lived but the black bird...
2023-01-20 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostGray stones below, a low, flat gray cloud above. Hui flew on. On and on. Hours passed, and still he flew. He glanced back. Am I really moving? It feels like I’m on a treadmill, going nowhere....
2023-01-19 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHui reduced his qi, retreating it into his core. His body went fully limp. Hui pushed his qi into his shell, reinforcing the core’s tough exterior. Alright. I’ll write my body off as a loss...
2023-01-18 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe world whirled around Hui, and he squeezed out of the spatial passage and into a dark space. He stumbled, then fell over. Confused, he pushed himself up. Where am I? What’s happening?...
2023-01-17 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHui gazed at the sky for a bit, then shrugged to himself. I guess… she has other things to do on the peak? But what? What could be more important than the exploding furnace?
...
2023-01-16 16:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostZhang Minyan peered at Hui. “Come to think of it, I don’t recognize you. Are you new in the sect?”
“Ah? Yes! I just… was recruited as a peak lord,” Hui said, nodding.
“Hmm...
2023-01-15 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostAs he fell, Hui angled his body so that he’d strike down on the very bottom of Zhang Minyan’s peak. A gentle push from the air counteracted his fall, shoving him away from the peak.
H...
2023-01-14 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostRogue yawned. Why do I feel so tired? Is it going through the network? Damn… didn’t expect that to happen. Is this payback for using the network to get Healer drunk?
He looked ar...
2023-01-13 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostExhausted, Healer returned to his peak. He rubbed his forehead and blinked, happy to see his simple palace. I’m so tired. Ceremonies, registrations, the repression of Gui Delun’s peak, ugh....
2023-01-12 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: sometimes Patreon 's scheduler just doesn't, guys. I'm so sorry. Hope tomorrow posts on time...
Ignoring the Master-disciple banter, Tang Fei marched directly ahead toward the main pavil...
2023-01-11 20:14:16 +0000 UTC View PostSectgoer stretched lazily, rising from the forge. A dozen ruined spirit weapons laid strewn on the floor around him. Twisted and filthy, not a single one lacked an impurity or deviation of some sor...
2023-01-10 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostAt last, Gui Yutong and Hui sat alone in the wedding bed, Gui Delun nowhere in sight. Hui pressed out his mental energy just to be sure, but as far as he could tell, Gui Delun had left entirely. He...
2023-01-09 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostGui Yutong glared up at Gui Delun. “I’ve chosen who I want to be with. Father, please.”
“A piece of filth who only wants your body, who’s trapping you into marriage? Let me kill him...
2023-01-08 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThey flew across the sect. Hui grabbed at his collar, buying himself enough room to take a breath. “Senior, I—”
“Not a word,” Gui Delun snarled.
Hui opened his mouth, then clo...
2023-01-07 17:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHealer woke up with a jolt. He blinked and tried to sit up, only for a throbbing headache to assault him. Wincing, he lowered himself back down, staring at the silken canopy overhead.
I r...
2023-01-06 16:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Following Night
Bai Xue’s peak glittered with thousands of floating flames. Dancing over the peak, the flames shaped into flowers and swords, fantastic spirit beasts an...
2023-01-05 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHui returned to the pond. He glanced around, but everyone was asleep now, even the two flirtatious female cultivators. Settling down on the final open chair, Hui looked left and right, then closed ...
2023-01-04 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostFang Hua laughed. The sound echoed eerily off the tall stone walls. She waved her hand. “Oh no, no. I appreciate the way you’ve treated me… that is, my other half. I’ve advanced to fifth re...
2023-01-03 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, Liu Guang is asleep. Hui glanced to his right, but quickly licked his lips. Er… I don’t think they’d notice if I was here, or not. Let’s make my excuses in any case, but ...
2023-01-02 16:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostCongrats on making it to a new year, everyone! To ring in the new year, I've finally put MTPDDAT vol. 1 on Amazon! You can now purchase the adventures of your favorite cowardly cultivator as an ebo...
2023-01-01 18:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostHui closed his eyes for a moment, reaching out through his network to the nearby lotus clones. An image welled up in his eyes from one of the lotus beasts. A beautiful rock-lined still pond, surrou...
2023-01-01 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe lotus clones bustled around as Hui returned, trailing Liu Guang. Hui laughed lightly as two clones ran out with a skein of silk carried over their shoulders. “Ah, never mind the mess, Senior....
2022-12-31 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHealer strode along his peak, enjoying the quiet for a moment. A moment of peace before it all begins.
The lotus clones busied themselves, setting up the immortal palace behind him. ...
2022-12-30 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the corners of the sect, the groups of cultivators led their trial attendees back to the original peak. The clones made eye contact with one another, nodding.
Hey, wait. What happene...
2022-12-29 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPeak Lord sat lazily at the end of the line, resting his back against Bai Xue. She breathed slowly, her body shifting against his. The sun shone down overhead, illuminating a beautiful meadow full ...
2022-12-28 17:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHui stepped up to the edge of the floor again, beating stick slung over his shoulder. Opposite him, a familiar face stepped up. Ying Lin waved at Hui from across the floor, beaming wide. A few rips...
2022-12-27 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostInstantly, Wen Penglai launched himself at Hui. His sword transformed into a blaze of light, darting for Hui’s heart.
Hui jumped back, operating the Pond Reflecting Waltz on instinct. Using...
2022-12-26 17:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post“Again!” Chen Wuya snapped. He clapped, and the swordsman in red jolted to a halt, then reset and began the swing again.
Hui swept his sword sideways, following the man’s motions. He wa...
2022-12-25 16:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostHui flitted around the stages, making full use of his free time from his quickly-finished match to watch the rest of the matches. He kept half an eye on Xin Mobing the whole time, mindful of the ma...
2022-12-24 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post