The ActionBoyz chose this week's pic, HEAT, to celebrate all the beautiful southern women working at bookstores. You know the type - they're always single and trying to get involved with 50-year-old c...
2018-08-06 08:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It is that time again...Ask a question in the comments. Hopefully it is a good one like...
Where's Bobby Lupo?
or...
You a tough guy?
Don't forget to like Qs that you really want a...
2018-08-01 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
THANK YOU ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz. With your combined effort, the Boyz have amassed over 1,000 patrons. This wouldn't have happened without all of you recommending this show to your dumb friends and...
2018-08-01 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're out taking a slow jog in the woods, don't be alarmed if a helicopter starts following you – it's just the ActionBoyz coming over to breakdown this week's pic, FIREFOX. Don't let the memori...
2018-07-30 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The wait is over Wolves...Your loyalty is being rewarded. Behold the inaugural episode of ShadowWolves. It's not too late, you can still turn back because once you listen to this episode, you'll be a ...
2018-07-25 19:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This summer is shaping up to be "Hot...Hotter...Hottest!" The best way to stay cool is to watch this week's movie, ACTION JACKSON. The cast is a who's who of ActionBoyz favorites including: Al L...
2018-07-23 09:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Put down your sketch pads ActionBoyz boyz and girlz, the nude model that your drawing is trying to trick you into attending an event for Chinese democracy tonight. You should just stay home and watch ...
2018-07-16 09:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Action Boyz boyz and girlz...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch this week's movie, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. That's right the original- the original remake of the TV series. Please ke...
2018-07-09 10:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hear the ripples of the water...
See the cranes fly...
Feel the wind...
Spray on your hair...
Get comfortable, get completely nude if that will help, and focus on your inner chi. With thre...
Happy 4th of July ActionBoyz boyz and girlz. The ABZ chose ROCKY IV this week to show their patriotism. After all, this film did end the Cold War. When Rocky refuses to throw in the towel and gets his...
2018-07-02 10:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Boyz made an executive decision to make this week's movie EXECUTIVE DECISION. Like any great action movie that takes place on a cartoonishly big airplane, this one begins with an unsuccessful Spec...
2018-06-25 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
BEVERLY HILLS COP this week ActionBoyz boyz and girlz. What is there to say? This movie is fucking awesome. Eddie Murphy is a goddamn star. Bronson Pinchot is a goddamn star. Judge Reinhold is a...
2018-06-18 11:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" If you're like the ABZ, then that quotes and so many others are permanently burned into your brains. It's BATMAN this week, the one that started ...
2018-06-11 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
They got podcasts out here this big? Hi baby birds, the Action Boyz try to make contact with people of the mist, but it goes horribly wrong! This week’s movie has a tough talking, tall, pony tailed ...
2018-06-04 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Memorial Day. This one is for the troops and all you other Action Boyz/Girlz/everythingelsez
Permission to buzz Val Verde.
Permission granted.
May your Memorial Day weekend be full o...
Dear Hummin' Birds. Watch the movie CON AIR, break out the fine china, chill the lemonade and tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, coz theses Boyz are coming home to their ladies, coming home f...
2018-05-21 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
No foreign troops have ever landed on US soil...If they did, what would happen? This week's pic RED DAWN doesn't really answer that question. It does showcase John Milius's strange love of war. You ge...
2018-05-14 16:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
The Action Boyz are talking DEMOLITION MAN this week. No surprises, they get in to all the expected subjects, the three seashells, Taco Bell, sex simulators, nude Stallone, Rob Schneider. Really, this...
2018-05-07 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Boyz are taking it back the week with SHARKY'S MACHINE...What does that title mean? Apparently, it's something about the guys who work with Sharky are parts of his machine - it's fucking weird, li...
2018-04-30 11:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Put on your black silk underwear it's time for DOUBLE IMPACT. The Boyz talk you through the insanely complicated plot involving a tunnel to Hong Kong or some shit and JCVD delivers the performance of ...
2018-04-23 11:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop your grinning and drop your linen! It's ALIENS this week ActionDudez. Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, Space Marines, facehuggers, chestbursters, cocksuckers and buttfuckers - this movie has it all! L...
2018-04-16 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"To the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!" Awesome, right?? That is the explanation for the titular charact...
2018-04-09 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The madness is finally over...And the Action Boyz return to the classics in a big way- A big, sword swinging Austrian way. You guessed it, the Boyz honor Crom by solving the riddle of steel that is CO...
2018-04-02 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Maw-drain" March Movie Madness comes to a thrilling conclusion this week when the ABZ finally take on Gabrus's white whale LONDON HAS FALLEN. For some reason this is a commentary episode, so expect a...
2018-03-26 17:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Madreign" March Movie Madness rages on! Anybody ever heard of JOHN WICK? He's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman and he's the titular character of this week's movie. It's got everyth...
2018-03-19 11:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Modren" March Movie Madness continues... The Action Boyz decide to crank things up with this week's pic, uh, well....CRANK. Directors Neveldine and Taylor pull out all the stops - no camera tri...
2018-03-12 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Well Action Kidz, ask and ye shall receive. To meet your incessant demands and relentless requests the ABZ have initiated MODERN (MARGARINE) MOVIE MARCH MADNESS. For the entire month of March the Boyz...
2018-03-05 12:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The wait is over! Due to relentless requests from all the Action Boyz Guyz and Girlz over the past months the ABZs finally put on KUFFS this week as their pick. This movie is not good nor belove...
2018-02-26 12:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're a true Action Boyz Guy or Girl, you've probably been wondering - "Who is the master?" After watching THE LAST DRAGON, the ABZ have some questions too...Like, how do the cartoonish racial ste...
2018-02-19 12:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, the special effects that are so important to every ABZ pick get their own movie! You might even say they are the main character of this week's pick. F/X is all about fictitious effects ...
2018-02-12 12:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post