A/N: Quick little 2:30 A.M. chapter. I got caught up working on this one and didn't get to the Double Shopping Bag oneshot... But it'll be up tomorrow! Triple cross my heart and hope to die...
2025-07-05 09:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: For Double Shopping Bag folks, the June oneshot is almost completed and will be going up tonight. I'm also aiming to get the next Missing-Nin chapter done today, before moving on to MO...
2025-07-04 21:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 7
On the Way to School
“That portrait by the door is kind of impressive,” I said. “Even without a mouth she still manages to raise a fuss...
2025-07-02 03:09:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 28
Celebratory Recreation
Fleur’s tongue was pressed inside of Harry’s mouth. She was sitting next to him, her breasts squashed against his...
2025-06-30 06:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm going to start posting some of my old original stories that have been rotting in my drive , and working on them in my free time as a hobby. I'll be posting them on Royal Road, and I plan to sta...
2025-06-28 06:27:44 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This one took a long time. I did a poll for Double Shopping Bag members a while ago asking if people preferred longer chapters even if they were slower to come out, and most people vot...
2025-06-28 02:11:38 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5
Kurotsuchi of Iwa
The night got very loud from there. Naruto didn’t mind. Loud was his element.
“—and then my third mansion will ...
2025-06-26 09:24:47 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I was initially going to have a smut scene at the end of this chapter, but that was too much. It's already a long one as is. So I moved that part to the next one.
Chapter 4
Raining Feathers
Naruto tore into two turkey drumsticks, wielding one in each hand and switching between them. Plates were scattered around h...
2025-06-21 06:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: With this one done, that's two of the three that I lost and had to rewrite. Only Missing-Nin chapter 4 is left.
Chapter 32
Chief 2025-06-19 06:23:05 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: The original version of this chapter included the orgy, but while rewriting it, I shortened it a little bit because I really wanted to get this chapter up in one day. I know that's a l...
2025-06-17 08:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostI'm home! You might've noticed my untimely (but fortunately temporary) demise over the last week and a half. I mentioned that I was going to Virginia to help my grandparents move, and that's true, ...
2025-06-17 01:12:03 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I might add a Percy/Tonks scene to the end of this chapter when I post it on the public sites. I can't tell if I want that scene at the end of this chapter or at the beginning of the n...
2025-06-06 08:40:53 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: From Friday this week through next Sunday, I have to travel across the country and help my grandparents move from their house into an assisted living community. I've d...
2025-06-05 05:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 30
The Ball
The band’s first song was a somber one full of droning notes. Under hundreds of eyes, the champions began to dance.
Harry t...
2025-06-02 20:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: This one took way longer than planned, so sorry about that. I knew basically how I wanted to end the chapter, but kept going back and forth on the best way to get there.
A/N: Yes, Stinkitus is a real medical condition from the Harry Potter world. I wanted to use Spattergroit because the name is fantastic, but Spattergroit lasts for months, so alas it didn't...
2025-05-28 08:19:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5
A Very Different Percy
I swung my hand. My new wand swung with it, cutting through the air. At first I thought it made whoosh-ing so...
2025-05-26 07:50:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 29
Office Hours
Behind his desk, Harry’s head was tilted toward the ceiling as he sat, lost in thought. Lesson plans were spread around him b...
2025-05-23 22:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 25
Here Lies Godric’s Hollow
Thirty minutes before.
Fleur brought the slice of golden toast to her lips and bit, relishing the...
2025-05-22 18:39:51 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: Naruto fights are so fun to write.
Chapter 3
One Hell of a Massage
Billowing ash exploded into the air. At fi...
2025-05-20 08:27:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 29
Yuletide Fun
Winter fell over Hogwarts like a comfy cloak. Students added layers as they roamed the halls. The Beauxbatons delegation shiver...
2025-05-18 05:10:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 28
Never Too Old to Learn
Harry’s office was a quiet one. Near his classroom, in an area of the castle that didn’t see much traffic, Harry ...
2025-05-15 19:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 24
Good Investments
“So? What’s your plan?”
Harry finished pulling his shirt over his muscled torso and looked back. “Who says I ...
2025-05-14 07:43:29 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Reminder, the length of these chapters in longer than my usual chapters because I'm trying out something new, so when diving in, expect something as long as two Professor Potter chapters. Enjo...
2025-05-13 06:32:15 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: My plans for this one include equal parts sex, shenanigans, worldbuilding, and eventually a serious plot. Oh, and don't forget some good action along the way.
Chapter 35
Haven
“Peeeeeercy! It’s really you Peeeeeeercy!”
“Grover?” I said.
“Yeah?”
“I get that it’s exciting. Bu...
2025-05-09 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Squashies didn't exist until the 2010s, but I wanted a quintessentially British treat and they're the only one I know, so I just kind of rolled with it. I hope you can forgive me. 2025-05-08 05:41:22 +0000 UTC View Post