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I tell myself this little lie about you.
The lie is that I can simply enjoy kissing your thighs without wanting to eat your pussy.
That's why I try to kiss them every morning - maybe...
I tell myself this little lie about you.
The lie is that I can simply enjoy kissing your thighs without wanting to eat your pussy.
That's why I try to kiss them every morning - maybe...
"If it's scotch, I want something malty"
[I changed it a bit]
You say my scotch is too malty
And you say my chips are too salty
But it seems to me
[obviously]
Your taste b...
Why does it look photoshopped???
2024-08-04 03:41:44 +0000 UTC View PostThere's a rhythm. There's no time or temperature there, but it's where we go just before climax
Something happens to my heart when you fuck me into the rhythm. My resonance matches the rh...
went in with a script, came out with this
[god damn that feels amazing]
okay now maybe I can focus
2024-08-01 23:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostRamune Japanese Soda Slapstick
2024-08-01 03:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We don't have kids but we do have a stuffed animal for each alignment and this is Chubbee. He is very flumpy. He is one of the "Chubby 10"
Why did I get Chubbee? Because round stuff makes m...
[this version written by Flynn]
2024-07-30 21:35:04 +0000 UTC View Postoh, hai
are you rested? I am.
[no - you don't get to hear me]
[not yet anyway]
[patientsce]
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4 Quinn drops each month from now until 2025. If you want more...
2024-07-30 00:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostTypically, community gardens weren’t for witches. But no one dare approach Midge about her sprouting patch of"
I'm futzing with it a bit - here's mine.
Typically, community gardens ...
Fuckin' country roads. I long to be surrounded by cold, dead steel again
Edit: on the proper tier now - SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED TURNING MY MISFORTUNES INTO CONTENT
[we're fine lol]
2024-07-25 03:56:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey lovelies,
I'll be on vacation for the next week with family so it'll be a light internet presence. Maybe a poem or a media rec [or a hand pic] here and there.
It's our 5 year ann...
listen I can't turn my phone on silent cuz then I'll lose it and not be able to find it later and if I move it i have to get up and that's duuuuumb
no editing other than ...
2024-07-22 00:55:31 +0000 UTC View PostAssign specific colors to overly-specific emotions.
Example: if Red -> Anger
then Bruised Burgundy -> the seething [but short-lived...
2024-07-21 02:16:51 +0000 UTC View Post
jk I didn't write it :) yay Carrie!! It's always a pleasure. She's getting even better, yea? Yea.
[okay but here's some thoughts]
You wouldn't know by the [weeks] it takes to prod...
2024-07-19 18:52:51 +0000 UTC View Post[we start with me holding the conch]
The glow of the [evil] artifact makes my eyes fill with lust as my voice drops "Knees. Now" and I gently slap you in the face with my cock to make it har...
[do you consent to let me in for just a moment? If the answer is yes, read the rest quickly]
Hurry let me take over your [non] dominant hand and touch you on the meaty part of yo...
[and play with your cunt with the other hand]
2024-07-18 04:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostI had to remove that audio to be within the new Patreon guidelines. I will upload an edited version later if I can piece something together that sounds okay. Thank you for your understanding - as y...
2024-07-18 00:22:45 +0000 UTC View Post[You're at a clinic. My clinic. You're on your back with your head hanging over the edge of the operating table. The tip of my dick is just a little salty and you see my balls get closer as I fill ...
2024-07-17 17:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Namsayin?
New phone comes this week. This poor ol' camera will soon take it's last blurry phot. I admit but there's something fun to me about folks looking at this like 'wtf?' and realizing ...
The best movie musical of all time is called The Court Jester and stars Danny Kaye [one of the best clowns of ever] and Gynnis Johns [who was one of the most gorgeous actors on camera]. Here are t...
2024-07-16 20:27:10 +0000 UTC View Post
There's a great version with Robbie Williams and Jon Lovitz too.
I'm Bing/Jon
2024-07-16 19:53:51 +0000 UTC View PostThey say couples that go to bed at the same time as each other stay together longer
I say couples who fuck like we fuck stay together [probably for] too long
I love the smell. I admi...
One time in college this girl [Jade] took [Flynn] in his own room got on her knees and said "Do a Hamlet monologue while I suck your cock" and that is usually one of those details you don't rea...
2024-07-15 20:24:44 +0000 UTC View Post[I suppose] I like watching women trying to fuck my wife as it happened [again] and I liked it [again]
Let me set the scene -
The clapping of her ass cheeks sounded like applause at t...