[no smoking version available]
Do you know what I mean when I mean your spit tastes wet? It's always wet, right? Not exactly, no that's wrong.
Sometimes it feels ready. Fu...
2024-05-06 22:15:12 +0000 UTC
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this is such a dumb joke but probably the one that has aged the best and that is saying something
There was an actress - theater gal. You wouldn't know her. The jokes she told would ma...
2024-05-06 13:04:51 +0000 UTC
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this joke is pretty PG-13 which I feel qualifies it as a clean joke.
be aware there is Dr. Pepper in this audio. You've been warned.
thank you so much for this tasty soda. W...
2024-05-04 18:13:02 +0000 UTC
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Aaaaaaaayyyyyyeeee [I] really like this one.
After part one, we all wanted more listener inclusion and I think Miranda nailed it. Working with Alice on this one was a lot of fun. ...
2024-05-03 16:04:27 +0000 UTC
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This type of stuff reminds me of passing blunts on the park bench trying to impress [her] with freestyles
[which I usually did]
Lots of recording today. Rap helps with that....
2024-05-02 16:58:43 +0000 UTC
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[Continental U.S. patients only]
Use the Venmo link above to buy 3x3 glitter stickers of the logo
- $8 for one [1]
- $15 for two [2]
- $20 for three [3]<...
2024-05-01 18:57:17 +0000 UTC
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River was pretty into [butt stuff]. We made it work after a few tries. [She was also into rope cuffs too because they didn't hurt like metal. You just used water to shrink the material so when it d...
2024-04-30 18:23:17 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, beautiful patients.
High Charisma 2 should be out tomorrow. I can't thank you enough for your patience. I truly got sick at the worst possible time considering the contracts I n...
2024-04-29 21:52:53 +0000 UTC
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When I lose my voice I feel like Magneto playing chess with metal pieces when he can't move them anymore. Today I wiggled one of the pieces.
I'm not a big Marvel guy but I liked the dude wh...
2024-04-29 06:09:46 +0000 UTC
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My last collab partner reminded me of my favorite limerick.
Before [Bella] not-so-stealthily trapped me in her car to watch the sunrise, there was the night of the Limerick party.
Th...
2024-04-24 20:04:33 +0000 UTC
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The first time I did audio erotica they were all written scenes. I'd be on the line with the director [always a woman] and sometimes they'd feed you the other actor's lines or have you repeat moans...
2024-04-23 15:11:23 +0000 UTC
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You taste like how I always imagined pink stained glass would. Like some sort of forbidden candy. Not your lips [btw] this is your cunt we're discussing. Discussing... Cussing... cussing at your cu...
2024-04-22 20:56:47 +0000 UTC
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Like I said before, the rest of the month will be a little [cum]-and-go. Doing a ton of talking in my other life any my voice will be running the gauntlet for another week and a half. Tomorrow's ...
2024-04-22 19:44:57 +0000 UTC
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[song presented without comment]
2024-04-21 17:34:24 +0000 UTC
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I hope the dice were in your favor [I genuinely have no idea]
Okay so when I said the next Quinn drop would be a sequel to High Charisma, I meant that my next SOLO Quinn drop would be a sequ...
2024-04-20 04:05:20 +0000 UTC
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I see what you were after
We'll play more with this in May
Thank you for the presents :)
2024-04-19 05:18:09 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, team [it's 'team' for this one]
I'll be around a bit less for the rest of April. I know I've said that before but I will actually be out of the house a lot these next couple weeks [BU...
2024-04-17 19:23:29 +0000 UTC
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Also mostly a memory [remember I reserve the right to lie to you about any and all things forever until the end of time and I certainly do sometimes but probably not as much as I shou...
2024-04-16 17:40:08 +0000 UTC
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[NSFW]
I am excited to fuck you tomorrow, dear listener. Of course it won't be you - it'll be a memory of a girl in form of a character from another audio but you're going to be touchi...
2024-04-15 05:00:55 +0000 UTC
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I'll tell you about [insert codename here] later. She was my only successful fuck-buddy and she'd come over to my folks house when I was home for the summer to get high with me, watch porn and fuck...
2024-04-14 06:21:30 +0000 UTC
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Do we follow Peter Chambers on a series of [cozy] [NPSFW]* [BFE] audios? Is 45-55 minutes the preferred length? Let me know what you think, lovely Patients
*that's [Not Particularly S...
2024-04-13 05:25:03 +0000 UTC
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but I don't think it is JUST HEAR ME OUT
I didn't know what cellulite really was until [I wanna say] my early teens but that just doesn't feel like it can be true. I just...
2024-04-12 17:44:54 +0000 UTC
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iambic pentameter is the metric that Shakespeare wrote in. Coaches and teachers reference a heartbeat to show you how it works. bu-DUM ba-DUM ba-DUM ba-dUM ba-DUM. "a-RISE fair SUN and KILL the EN-...
2024-04-12 03:07:39 +0000 UTC
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Friday is gunna get good and horny again so here's some artsy feelings & musings from Mr. Actor Man
[drop your super power below]
2024-04-11 02:15:52 +0000 UTC
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This song turns me the fuck on. Not like the blues does [we haven't even discussed the blues yet oh dear]. And not like Betty Everett does [you know The Shoop Shoop Song]. It's different. ...
2024-04-10 04:32:35 +0000 UTC
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LOOK HOW I BLEED FOR YOU
[anyway]
lots of tea today. [hopefully] finishing up this last commission. I think for the AMA we're gunna work out a dice system so I roll for...
2024-04-09 15:29:18 +0000 UTC
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so this is how we're doing these
Go ahead and post 'em. Esoteric, simple, sexy, whatever. I will pick two/five/eight of my favorites and by 4/20 and release a little smokey [and smoke-...
2024-04-09 03:23:25 +0000 UTC
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Kimby is currently alive and well
2024-04-08 08:42:19 +0000 UTC
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So I was gunna tell you a story but I put on this robe and it just felt like hands on my naked body and the other mic was right there and I saw the lube and I'd been edging all day so what the fuck...
2024-04-07 02:31:15 +0000 UTC
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