Red Snapper

Where did I leave that inspiration?

It's not under the bottle of 12 year Redbreast. That I can guarantee.

Makeup & hair by Vivienne Vermuth, photo by La Photographie, styling by Mr. Snapper, location by Blaze.

You guy...

Dalmatians, freckles and smile lines-- this is me.

As 2018 draws to a close and I prepare to head to a hockey game (of course), I must thank you for your support this year. There have been some interesting things happening in really life, only maki...

On the costuming front, I found something amazing.

I’m early into the costume build for the big, ridiculous fan dance act. I’m working on a tearaway corset that “melts” off my body, using a technique a friend used a decade back. (She retire...

Butt, it's Christmas.

I wanted to share something fun with you for Christmas (besides the link for Nightcap). However, the videos in the last post explain how my content plan went.

Java opted not to use this photo...

Snapper Goes Sideways, a story in two parts

So, we had this fun shoot day planned. Put the dogs in day care, Vivienne came over to do my hair and makeup, green screen arrived just in time.

And then, well, I explain it 2018-12-23 00:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Holiday time!

You can get the Holiday Nightcap edition of Bachelor Pad Magazine here: 2018-12-16 17:55:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Tub Tales 11.10.18

Don't get me wrong. I love doing shoot days so you don't always get me as a ragamuffin. The Bachelor Pad Magazine Nightcap holiday shoot was a bit hectic.

Don't worry; I'll tell you all about it. 2018-12-15 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

New photo, who dis?

Photo by La Photographie, makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth.

I missed out on the deadline for this year's smut contest. I've been way too busy with copywriting for the day job to get a fancier day...

Full Reveal - Poison Ivy

The last time I did this act was for a Dallas con in March of this year. Because I'm sharing rehearsal footage with you, I feel like you should see this version. (I'm not always this fancy faced when ...

Behind the Scenes - Cookie Decorating

https://vimeo.com/303189965/9009a6455c

I'm a Betty Crocker type. I love cooking and baking. As a teen, I had a cake dec...

The $100 lesson.

Photo by Mr. Snapper. Makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth.

I was really excited to join the Bad Girls Club a few months ago. It was pitched to me like a bunch of sexy Betty Crockers who raised money...

Okay, one more post for November.

For reals, I love this quilt. I'm hoping that I can get a bigger bed and frame for Christmas so I can get the most use out of it.

Photo by Mr. Snapper.

I look shiny, like someone hit me with h...

Classy MF to appear in Bachelor Pad Magazine Nightcap.

That's right. The classy lady in the photo is going to be in the Bachelor Pad Magazine Nightcap holiday edition. Here's an outtake from the session. (Photo by Mr. Snapper, makeup & hair by Vivienn...

Full Reveal - California Sunset

We shot this on the shoot day, but we did it before my amazing cameraman (ahem) remembered to plug in the microphone. I had to add the music in post, so I'm just a bit off the beat. It seems a little ...

Spanks for Giving!

I shot some silliness in Tucson in October. Here's a little bit just for you, as a hilarious thanks for your support.

I...

Happy Spanksgiving!

When I was in Tucson last month, I had an incredible opportunity. My hotel shower had a glass door. Mr. Snapper grabbed my iPhone and bumped it to slow motion.

If you typically have the yule log in ...

#ThankYouPatrons

It's #ThankYouPatrons day at Patreon. I'm sharing this photo from Nearly Naked Nutcracker from 2016 because, well, it's safe for the Patreon folks to share if they choose.

I appreciate your support....

Sometimes I get ridiculous.

Shot on iPhone with terrible lighting in a hotel room in Chicago.

On this particular trip in September, I needed to kill some time on the airplane. That's when I started writing the pitch for the ne...

Do I enter the smut writing contest again?

Last year my husband told me to enter Liberator's Lusty Lit contest, believing I could spin some award-winning smut.

I got third place after they misplaced my entry and posted it the week before the...

Tub Tales 10.12.18

Shot this nonsense in Tucson. That's really all I have to say about it.

https://vimeo.com/299539602/12ea23d24e

Behind the Scenes - October Shoot Day

Since the link can be tricky, I'm just putting it here. https://vimeo.com/297624604/f6fc34fc89

Vivienne Vermuth came ov...

It doesn't look like much, but it's part of some magic.

I submitted some of the photos from my La Photographie shoot to Java for consideration to publish in Bachelor Pad Magazine's next Nightcap edition. (More details on that later.)

He mentioned he was ...

Behind the Scenes - La Photographie shoot

Photo of me with Stephanie of La Photographie by Mr. Snapper. Also, this is Blaze's bedroom. Makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth.

This shoot was a Brigitte Bardot-inspired, girl-next-door look. The ...

Good news: no tears or fractures!

My left knee has given me some trouble over the past few years. It limits my floor work and forces me to modify activity when the pain flares up.

I visited the doc this morning for an x-ray. No tear...

I'm just happy to be here.

I had a dream as a kid-- being covered in Dalmatian puppies. This will do.

I used to have hundreds of Dalmatian collectibles. Many have been offloaded. These are the remainders. If I had a younger r...

One last thing for October.

Photo by La Photographie. Makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth. Styling by Mr. Snapper.

Today you get the option to vote on the song for my next act. I do look forward to your feedback.

I'd lov...

Why am I leaning toward the pop music of my youth?

Yeah. I don't quite know what's happening.

I'm working on this act that's going to take some time. This is the tribute fan dance (the boa fans in mini-marshmallow colors) with the corset that should...