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97. Heretic House

"You don't need to do anything, Theodora. You just need to watch."

Ironically, the person least excited to be performing animancy is one of the two people here who happens to be animated by i...

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96. Making Headway

"Capita," I growl, spear still raised. "What are you doing here?"

She doesn't feel hostile, but emotionally, Capita is one of the most complicated people I’ve ever tried to read. Something ...

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18. The Right Thing

The sight of my body being ripped apart in front of me is different when it's not a simple bug. I designed Evelyn Tinkerbell, after all. Those deaths and the resulting macabre horror show I witness...

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95. Weird Mask Day

About a tenday later, as I sit through the incredibly surreal experience of eating breakfast with my family, I'm mildly surprised to hear a knock on the door.

Not in the sense that I don't se...

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???: Dragoneye Mortis

(Hey everyone, Thundamoo here. This cha

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94. Hindsight and Forethought

Obviously I pull my blow on Lyn, not wanting to hurt her or myself. I'm not moving as fast as I can, I'm not stabbing as directly at a vital as I might otherwise. Yet when my mom flashes me a conte...

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17. War is Hell

My hill looks exactly the same as when I left it, which I suppose is only to be expected when all of my enemies live underground. Now, however, I have new ways of seeing.

It doesn't take long...

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93. Being Seen

After all the crap I've been getting lately about not looking at people, finally someone is looking at me. Two people, actually, and they feel the same way about the sight.

I feel ve...

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92. Lady in Waiting

"So, Penelope," Vita tells me, speaking up as soon as I finish weaving a bubble of silence around us. "I think the two month mark is a good time to betray him. What do you think? I want to fuck up ...

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16. Council of Evelyn

Real quick before we start, I actually added a few paragraphs to the prior chapter. I'll post them here.

"What the fuck am I, Mr. Mooshi?" I hiss.

"You're Evelyn, last ...

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(VM) 91. Personal

Day arrives too soon, light oozing in through the windows and frustrating my body enough to force it awake. I lie motionlessly in bed for quite some time after, however, not paying attention to my ...

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90. Disgusting

"W-what did you just do?"

Bently stands shaking, so overwhelmed by confusion and terror that he denies the obvious reality I made sure to keep explicitly clear. Norah's corpse lies face down ...

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(HMGGH) 15. Defiance

Okay. Okay! Things are progressing nicely! Evelyn Bork has managed to catch a decent amount of food with which to get her impending sister, Evelyn Bork 2, quickly up to speed. Then, I'll see how th...

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89. Rhetorical Questions

I explode into motion, fueled by panic and terror. As is our habit, I sleep when most of the rest of the team is awake to ensure that while best scout is down, we are at our best versus potential a...

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88. Good Deed

It always feels nice to do a good deed.

I walk away from the storage shed with a spring in my step. I admit to being a bit leery to let Lark go, but I'll trust my instincts on the matter. Ult...

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(HMGGH) 14. Speak

Waking up is a procedure of increasing confusion, wherein I slowly begin to acknowledge the uncomfortable position of my body parts, certain that each one could not possibly be more absurd than...

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(HMGGH) 13. Plans to Focus

I don't know what I was expecting this fish to be, but it definitely wasn't a jet engine. Not that I'm complaining; whatever it was I had in mind, this is definitely way cooler.

Rather than a...

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87. No Escape

Dripping tears mix with black splotches of blood as I sob quietly on the floor, one lower arm clutching the stub of my other in a half-hearted attempt to prevent myself from bleeding out. My fight ...

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86. Monster vs. Monster

“Rawr!  Got you, Lark!”

“No you didn’t!” I protest. “I dodged!”

“You can’t always dodge, Lark!” one of the other kids protests. His name is Danny. &nbs...

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12. Aftermath

Ugh... what's going on?  Where am I?  Oh yeah, I’m in bed.  Nice and warm.  Actually, it's kind of cold.  Where are my blankets?  What time is it?  Oh shit,...

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11. Trial By Acid

Panic shrieks through me, and I have to take a split second to confirm which of my bodies actually got injured before I understand what just happened. It's Evelyn Prime, my original body back at th...

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85. Spooky Sensations

A nightmarish beast towers before me, reeling up on its snake-like body.  It must be over twenty feet long from tip to tip, with a tail ending in a wicked spike and a head fused seamlessly to ...

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10. Double Trouble

"Blubie… did you just talk!?"

I'm more than a little incredulous about the prospect of a talking arachnid. They don't even have lungs, at least not ones that expand or contract...

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9. No Being Evil

Well. That happened. Nothing remains of the creature I smashed with a rock. I have to give myself this: if nothing else, my body is not wasteful.

I dismount the best of all Mooshis and walk o...

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8. Living With Yourself

"Blubie!" I chastise, lifting the huge bug from the terrarium I scrounged together for it. Mr. Bubbles wasn't happy I took her big tank, but she is never happy so she can deal.

"...

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7. Not Going Crazy

A rush of ecstasy fills my body, one that is quickly becoming all-too-familiar. The grass’ fuzzy fronds tickle my tongue as they dissolve, decomposing cell by cell, protein by protein to tell the...

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6. Hunting for Two

"I can't believe my pelvis unhinged itself," I mutter, too shocked to care very much about how I'm clearly suffering from shock. "A pelvis isn't even supposed to have a hinge, Mr. Mooshi."

An...

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5. Ripoff

It was a bug.

That's right, I found a bug that day. Of course I did. That's normal, I find bugs all the time. It's why I go out to the forest, after all. But this was a very spec...

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4. Surviving the Day

I hit the river with a crash, opening my eyes underwater to find myself face-to-face with a lamprey-like maw of teeth. The creature's mouth is wide open, two long, thin tongues protruding from its ...

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3. Predator and Prey

The rest of my unnatural, smooth-bored cave is entirely uninteresting. There's nothing else to note inside its dull, grey walls. In many ways, this is fortunate. No critters are hiding within. I'm ...

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