Request: The Longest Legs 1
"So!? Christian!? Who's got the longest legs!?"
"It's Miranda... She has the longest legs..."
"Are you sure!? Wait a minute... I just need my posture to... Here you go... Ok now who's...
"So!? Christian!? Who's got the longest legs!?"
"It's Miranda... She has the longest legs..."
"Are you sure!? Wait a minute... I just need my posture to... Here you go... Ok now who's...
***LOUD MUSIC WARNING***
Is it a table?
Is it art?
Is is a speaker?
Is it a wifi thingy?
Is it a Google Home-Alexa thingy?
Is it a wireless phone charger?<...
Is you want a place near your main entrance/exit of your lair as for to have everything you need in one place and everything!?
No search no more!!!
The Securiteum is the ultimate in t...
As for to a Minigail, they are pretty easy to please.
I'm sure you'll find a way to make them the happytime.
Delphine has many, but they secrets.
"SHEEPGIRL FOR SALE! SHEEPGIRL FOR SALE! GET YOURSELF A SHEEPGIRL FOR SALE!!!"
Four hours earlier:
"Ah! I finally finished my new project, Penguin! Look! This is a Sheepgirl Display! ...
"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU DO, MrARGENT!?"
"Nothing! I just played around in the settings, trying diff-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HAVEN'T YOU READ THE OWNER'S MANUAL!? IT...
I kinda made Sebastien and Rosalie a secret couple for some time because they are cute together but since Sebastien is you, leave a comment as for to which girl Sebastien should do all the boom boo...
2023-09-05 22:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Is you in the need of a girlfriend as beautiful as the most beautiful girls in the world!? Like Delphine, Stella or I don't know... ME!?
STOP THE SEARCH!!!
We have got the solution!
Is you a "Deluxe" kinda guy?
Is if yes, please continue reading.
Is if no, please do not read further. I promise it will not protain to yous.
Is they gone!?
Good!
Is your boyfriend a lazy fuck who only play the fuckin videogames and never really is the prince charming that you deserve?
Search no more.
With the Manmobile, your boyfriend will gla...
Ever since Berber lost her arms and feet in that terrible accident that totally wasn't my fault, she has been a little down. I guess she misses grabbing stuffs and rollerblading around Fallu City.<...
2023-09-05 00:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
As my full-time maid, Ember has many duties.
One of them duties is as for to water all the plants and flowers in the house.
She must to water ALL the plants, even the ones growing out...
"Oh my God... What is that!?"
"It's my new invention! The Dolligail!"
"Why not the Abidoll?"
"Uh... Well... Yes... That's what I meant, the Abidoll!"
"It's creepy..."
Everybody loves Rosalie.
So imagine how much everyone loves Rosalie when she is in Puppygirl mode.
So imagine how much everyone loves Rosalie when she is in bitchsuit mode.
Seb...
"Thank you so much for hiring me, MrArgent! I feel very lucky to be your maid! And not just because of the uniform, but because of th-"
"Shhhh... Bigail... Maids don't talk... They mostly......
Are you and your partner lazy as fuck?
Are you and your partner horny as fuck too?
Do you have difficulty joining those two skills together!?
No more, the search!
With t...
Because of my superior brain, it is very hard for the Catholic church as for to brainwash me.
As for to help, I offered the church my service.
I designed for them the ultimate in bibl...
In the before times, Sebastien would have never even dreamed of thinking about maybe asking Marion out.
But since she lost her arms, a leg and her face got all burned during the horrible "Pa...
"Table for 3 please! Just one menu! They are both on a strict bubblegum diet!"
2023-09-03 03:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post
ADDED ARMFULL VARIANTS AT THE END FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE AMPUTEE STUFFS!
Am I marrying Sebastien or is he giving me away?
Since I don't know what is happening and you are Seb, plea...
Did this image mostly for publicity on Twitter, trying to remember people this is the first of the month and it's the best time to do some patronage!
As for the few of you still here with me...
Because the coolest man in town, MrArgent, started dating Mega Girls, Sebastien started thinking they were sexy too. Total omega male move, trying to copy the big boss.
And as for to be the ...
As we all know by now, MrArgent has many Minigirls in his life. Tinygirls, Minigirls, Nanogirls, Picogirls and even Femtogirls, he has many jars full of those things. He collects them even.
...
"We caught her! The infamous Silver The Titan!"
"What do we do now!?"
"You tie her up even more while I go steal those big toothbrushes hanging over the dentist office! STAT!"
...
Have you ever had wanted felt the need as for to being in between two giant feet? Is you eager as for to feel the pressure on your still very young body?
Search no more.
Bigail has pr...
I think the Viper is so fuckin sexy. It's all curves and shit. It looks so mean. It almost look like an animal. It kinda looks like one of the most dangerous animal on the planet: The blacknose she...
2023-09-01 19:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"WOAH!! Is that a Gord Tank!?"
"It sure is, MrArgent! Thunked by the master many years ago and revivalized by the Fallustore for the modern era!"
"Is that an Iris-Class processing uni...