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Bullseye!

Added 2025-09-18 15:02:47 +0000 UTC

Lucy was considerably bored so she invited a good friend over for some fun "target practice". This time she offered not her face but her designated target undies which her friend was more than happy with.

After he fired his shots a long debate about how to count the points ensued! Lucy insisted that the all goop splodges should be averaged out to find the median point and only count the points according to where that median is on the target. While her friend wants to count every splodge individually and add up the points which then led to a whole other discussion about half points.

Lucy pointed out that some hits are not completely within the target area and that would it be ridiculous to give those the full amount of points.

Both then called Lucys friend Maisie to mediate. Maisie told them that granting half points for not being completely on target is not ridiculous but calling her at work to ask for her opinion on goop target shooting is.

In the end Lucy and her friend met each other halfway and agreed to look at all individual splodges and count the highest hit. Which meant that 100 points were awarded for the goopy bullseye.

By the time they had settled their debate it was already dark outside so Lucy offered her friend to stay for the night. :>