AlextheCatte Store Now Open! (April Fool's)
Added 2021-04-01 08:17:26 +0000 UTCHey guys! Happy April! As many of you may know, I have been in the process of preparing merchandise of Alex to make available to those who are interested in buying them. Today, I have great news! The planning and preparation phase is over, and Iβm finally ready to launch!
Iβm opening my online store!
Iβll be selling cute Alex stickers, and some Alex dakimakuras, my used panties, and my bathwater! Thatβs right! A huge selection of products to fulfill the needs of a true AlextheCatte (or just a furry tiger waifu) fanatic!
Disclaimer: The product βAlexβs Bathwaterβ will be shipped in spill-proof packing and the product βAlexβs Used Pantiesβ will be shipped in vacuum-sealed specialty packaging to preserve the scent in the fabric while it is in transit to the destination.
Alexβs Bathwater may contain chemical substances from bubbles, soap, shampoo, and/or pussy. It is not fit for oral consumption.
Repeated inhalation of Alexβs Used Panties may result in prolonged periods of arousal, wetness and/or erections. It is recommended to huff responsibly.
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Art by Jailbird
Comments
Well now what the hell am I going to vape
Othello
2021-04-02 00:04:08 +0000 UTCI merely request stickers, a daki, maaaaaybe a velcro patch. Well done though.
Church Sparkchaser
2021-04-01 14:00:39 +0000 UTCNaughty! Want that daki!
Naliktay
2021-04-01 09:37:17 +0000 UTCI call dibs!
Tashi Gibson
2021-04-01 08:56:33 +0000 UTC
