POP QUIZ, WHAT'S BETTER THAN A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN
IF YOU ANSWERED ANYTHING LESS THAN 18 BARRELS, YOU'RE AN
WITH NINE TIMES THE FIREPOWER, YOU KNOW THAT BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE STRUMMING THE TRIGGERS LIKE THAT WEIRD DUDE IN DELIVERANCE STRUMMING HIS BANJO THAT WHATEVER'S IN FRONT OF YOU, TO THE SIDE OF YOU, AND EVEN BEHIND YOU WILL BE FULL OF MORE HOLES THAN A BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORGY IN A DRILLBIT FACTORY
SO STOP BEING A
AND GET THE SHOTOTOTOTOGUN TODAY
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Directly inspired by a ridiculously-amazing post by Youtuber LICHTENSTEIN.
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