Flesh-and-blood people frequently report issues with back pain and posture, due to having to compensate for the weight of their noble prow; reduction mammoplasty is very often a quality of life improvement rather than anything aesthetic. Presumably an AI chassis can be constructed to carry the weight without slipping a disc, allowing May, Evan, Bubbles and their ilk to roam free.
Stephen Wells
2023-04-27 10:18:54 +0000 UTC
Very much down to the individual and their preferences and needs, I think.
Diptych
2023-04-27 03:18:59 +0000 UTC
Oh boy! Heroic bosoms! I’ve theories about them, but my cousin’s ex had to have breast reduction surgery - so maybe they’re best on paper not so IRL.
Sparky
2023-04-27 03:08:25 +0000 UTC
I may be late in asking, but have all the AIs in the bar backgrounds been cameos from elsewhere?
Sleepy John
2023-04-27 02:24:12 +0000 UTC
... mammorable ...
Peter Jensen
2023-04-27 01:14:16 +0000 UTC
Worst (best) inuendo of the week.
Ursus Ridens
2023-04-26 16:55:22 +0000 UTC
Yep, you've got us down pretty well.
Ursus Ridens
2023-04-26 16:54:20 +0000 UTC
Moray's remark reminded me of one of the two best parts of Terminator 3. (The other part was when Arnold's Terminator got his clothes from a male stripper.)
Thomas A. Dennis
2023-04-26 16:33:36 +0000 UTC
Claireification needed!
Ka Man Chan
2023-04-26 15:51:08 +0000 UTC
Anubis firewall software let's only the right traffic through. Adapting to your needs and anticipating threats to your organization, your network is completely secure*.
*(Unless the attacker's heart weighs the same as a feather.)
Thomas Halpin
2023-04-26 15:32:54 +0000 UTC
Jojombas, Tijubas, GAZONGHAS.
Daryl Sawyer
2023-04-26 14:59:12 +0000 UTC
The only thing that can defeat the green monster is *two* green monsters.
Diptych
2023-04-26 14:19:41 +0000 UTC
I bet Jeremy specialises with Firefox web browser software.
Miyaa
2023-04-26 14:11:08 +0000 UTC
chesticles :)
Doc Gumby
2023-04-26 14:10:02 +0000 UTC
last panel, Moray is definitely being visited by the green monster (envy)
allanfranta
2023-04-26 13:52:39 +0000 UTC
ze frank did a song about boobies, look it up.
allanfranta
2023-04-26 13:49:56 +0000 UTC
I think pintsize sees it as performance art though.
David Howe
2023-04-26 13:23:20 +0000 UTC
I'm partial to the common European shag
Todd Ellner
2023-04-26 13:11:49 +0000 UTC
Great Tits are the best.
Coal Tits are a bit dirty.
Japanese Tits are also very nice.
Chris Crowther
2023-04-26 13:04:51 +0000 UTC
Boobies. Blue-footed boobies. The birds.
Shane Wegner
2023-04-26 10:29:44 +0000 UTC
It’s usually butts we’re obsessed over. There was this one time we got NSFW Elliott and we were obsessed with something else.
Chauncey
2023-04-26 10:12:42 +0000 UTC
So THATS why those bags of spare goo were labelled DD, EE, FF …
Andrew
2023-04-26 10:05:42 +0000 UTC
There have been multiple references to AI's in non-humanoid bodies. I think as long as humanity exists that any AI who wants to be social with us will go for a human or humanoid chassis.
Ted Van Roekel
2023-04-26 09:52:39 +0000 UTC
It may have been brief but that doesn't mean it wasn't MEMORABLE :)
Stephen Wells
2023-04-26 09:49:53 +0000 UTC
I've always loved tits. (It's a bird joke.)
Yelling Bird
2023-04-26 09:23:59 +0000 UTC
I thought "Parton" was a typo at first.
Pejo
2023-04-26 07:44:04 +0000 UTC
I definitely didn't yell DAMN out loud when I got to that panel either, like, at all
Pejo
2023-04-26 07:43:37 +0000 UTC
one brief underboob shot & the whole community is horned up for Evan, I love you guys
Pejo
2023-04-26 07:43:03 +0000 UTC
“When those fine double GGs / could be more if she pleased / that’s a-Moray!”
Shane Wegner
2023-04-26 07:37:26 +0000 UTC
Roboobs!
Shane Wegner
2023-04-26 07:35:12 +0000 UTC
Moray: “Parton me while I go…freshen up.”
Mad Marie
2023-04-26 07:15:27 +0000 UTC
Yes!
Mad Marie
2023-04-26 07:12:13 +0000 UTC
Moray, you're not exactly undersized as it is.
Chris Crowther
2023-04-26 06:36:37 +0000 UTC
I believe there are several theories regarding the evolution of human breasts, including the possibility that they may serve as sexual markers - I believe there's some idea that the kinds of markers used by other creatures wouldn't be appropriate for humans with their upright gait.
That said, while I'm not ruling out teleological arguments entirely, there are certain problems with assigning parts of other individuals specific purposes, and with designating them sexual or non-sexual. I think it's best to be boob descriptivists, not prescriptivists.
Diptych
2023-04-26 04:58:00 +0000 UTC
Between May, Evan, and Moray, and of course Pintsize, it would seem that the human custom of attaching significance to female mammilia beyond their biological function is very much intact among AIs.
Come to think of it, if a fetish is considering a non-sexual sexual, and breasts are for feeding babies, then getting aroused by boobage is clearly a fetish.
OldGoat
2023-04-26 04:45:20 +0000 UTC
Panel 3 looks like Liz has a little tiny wolf hat
Zak Reichle
2023-04-26 04:34:44 +0000 UTC
Are we ever not?
Clifton Royston
2023-04-26 04:29:31 +0000 UTC
Wait, are we talkin' about tijubas?
Uniquitous
2023-04-26 04:13:17 +0000 UTC
I wonder if the norm will always be human shaped bodies for the AI community, or if they'll slowly deviate towards more alien features until nary a jojomba is in sight.