Hannelore: Angel Investor
Added 2023-01-19 01:56:08 +0000 UTCthey'll be RICH
Comments
Bidets changed my life. Revolutionary for American bottoms, honestly.
Mikey Bear
2023-01-30 19:13:43 +0000 UTCi once made the mistake of confusing the words bidet and duvet, nobody wants to clean their ass with bedding or use a toilet as a sheet
Onedavewreckingcrew
2023-01-25 03:29:37 +0000 UTCMad Marie is upset, you better leather out.
David Paul
2023-01-22 10:30:47 +0000 UTCI have lived in Japan for the past two years and am moving back Stateside later this year. Needless to say I'm bringing two of the Japanese 'smart' bidet attachments back with me. After being spoiled for two years I can no longer return to wiping with dry wads of paper. Once you spray, there's no other way.
Chewbacca
2023-01-22 06:03:47 +0000 UTCIsn't that what a bidet is?
Bill Silvia
2023-01-22 01:04:36 +0000 UTCthank you for that, I was not aware of sarlaccs before [shuddr]
jimbo
2023-01-21 17:32:30 +0000 UTCdoes “WTF” stand for “wash thy fanny”?
Mad Marie
2023-01-21 13:20:05 +0000 UTClooks like a Sarlacc
Mad Marie
2023-01-21 13:15:10 +0000 UTCWTF, bidets aren't for poop. Unless you're talking about a water attachment for a toilet seat?
Ian MacLean
2023-01-21 09:49:42 +0000 UTCIf you have real winters, I imagine that using the simple $25 device in the middle of a chilly night would be a memorable experience. But I hope that your wrist gets better in any case.
Ursus Ridens
2023-01-21 02:54:10 +0000 UTCA startlingly wonderful plot idea. But please don't design any sanitary device that I'm going to use.
Ursus Ridens
2023-01-21 02:50:46 +0000 UTCDid you say "upholstery"? https://youtu.be/2PjPuVaTkn8
Leak
2023-01-20 16:01:08 +0000 UTCits difficult to imagine a mobile ai robot bidet that wouldn't have a somewhat off-putting shape-I kept thinking of the Director jellyfish
jimbo
2023-01-20 12:37:22 +0000 UTCThey were on their way to the shop ANYWAY they can totally prototype this. (Smashcut to: Bubbles launched into orbit by an improperly calibrated test run. Rescued by Floating Black Slab.)
Stephen Wells
2023-01-20 11:44:05 +0000 UTCOzy had a bidet installed, but forgot that they were made of stone, and would eventually erode…
Mad Marie
2023-01-20 07:48:29 +0000 UTCI will not be suede by your suggestions.
Mad Marie
2023-01-20 07:46:35 +0000 UTCwait . . . robot skin is like upholstery???
Christine Hottinger
2023-01-20 04:46:28 +0000 UTCAh. Was wondering why they had one installed. Obvious once you think of it.
09Klr650
2023-01-19 22:58:41 +0000 UTCDora and co. redecorated Coffee of Doom once. I hope they keep it if they redec again.
ValdVin
2023-01-19 22:51:39 +0000 UTCEvery single time I see it, that "I'm Ozymandias LOL" poster just cracks me the hell up. Every. Single. Time. :D
Eric
2023-01-19 22:35:55 +0000 UTCOnce you bidet, you can't stay away.
Russell Guldin
2023-01-19 17:27:46 +0000 UTCWe got one of those bidet addons, then promptly installed one in the other bathroom and now using public restrooms feels even more barbaric and horrible than it already did
R. Francis Smith
2023-01-19 15:39:39 +0000 UTCBidets can be an accessibility aid as well. I periodically have my wrist flair up with pain preventing conventional personal cleaning down there. A simple $25 bidet (installed under the toilet seat) with just plain cold water was more than enough to change things.
Ami
2023-01-19 15:29:09 +0000 UTCWell padded.
Stephen Wells
2023-01-19 14:45:58 +0000 UTCSo, "upholstery" suggests a certain... texture, shall we say?
David F
2023-01-19 14:37:10 +0000 UTC
