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EDIT: dangit I forgot about his necklace in the last 3 panels, will fix tomorrow

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That is truely a facepalm-level joke

Wild Card

It's weird but I appreciate the speech bubble blending

Melissa Smits

What if they do mind meld? Great dad joke.

Howard J.

Jeph...One of my favorite authors is a neighbor of yours. E. M. Foner writes a series of humorous books set on a space station in the near future. It is inhabited by humans, aliens, and AI in many forms. It's Questionable Content a hundred years from now.

Huckleberry

Dunno if I like these two advancing to "Dad" class puns,... The level of "Punnage" might be too much.

Darnel D Cooper

Why would anyone try to convince you of such an obvious falsehood?

Yvonne Hanafee

Jay MacKinnon I am shocked Pintsize didn’t go for a model that was all holes. At least partly shocked.

Steve H

No way did Pintsize get himself a body with the human-standard number of holes.

Jay MacKinnon

Whatever happened to that big wang that Pintsize commissioned?

Taran1s

Or the pearls went into some other hole. . . wait, he's an AI. How many holes per AI? I guess it depends on the model . . .

Joe Vandevander

I'll just be poppin off

Jim Feldman

He clearly ate the pearls.

Steve H

Yes! Necklace needs to be added in panels 2-4! But lolz to the jokes :)

Natalie Wagner

Obviously if your girlfriend is going to merge into a hivemind, you want to be there to watch.

Stephen Wells

Groaaaan pun. But so we'll set up.

Matt

That smile in panel two - he sees it coming.

John Ridley

And plan Y is to get paid for NOT performing stand-up in front of anybody. As in "Plan Y U HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT?!"

Evgeniy Semyonov

After plans B through W, we now know Plan X: Stand-up Comedy Duo!

Andrew

VILLAIN

Stephen Wells

It’s… it’s weird when you say it like that.

chili sunrise

JEPH

James Dore

What's a-wrong, Marten?

Mark

no one can convince me he didn't specifically go out searching for a sarong for this one specific pun.

Absentia

Oh, god. That's perfect.

John Fiala

Pintsize's proud look in the second panel is everything. He did this entire elaborate setup, and Claire caught on to it. Gold

Bagge

I believe Claire's expression in panel 2 is what is known in the vernacular as a "feces-consuming smile." 🧐

Pejo

That is an absolute clusterfuck of a word you just invented & I love it

Pejo

Brun's dog puns are above your level of humor?

Captain Button

It's just not... visible.

Noise

Good to see Claire's sense of humor back to normal. I have missed it!

SilverbackRon

You forgot to let Pintsize keep his pearly necklace?

Richard Laxton

I love them.

Daniel Whitcomb

Leave now Marten, before they absorb you

MikeT

@Posted4You TWINK CONFIRMED!

SpookyPenguin

you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Sleepy John

also, nice job of breaking her out of the funk, Pintsize.

Sleepy John

Marten should have hummed, "Sarong, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye..."

Sleepy John

Oh. Oh, Jeph.

Ken

No need to be embarrassed, YB. Interjectile Dysfunction affects millions of folks every year!

Mad Marie

This, this is a good one.

Merle Blue

It could just be a coping mechanism for her

Nikki

I GOT NOTHING FOR THIS!

Yelling Bird

I so love that Jeph has finally descended to my level of humor.

BobC

GDI Jeph

Miyaa

Two wrongs don't make a right?

Cory Miller

I don't get it. :/

mooviies

Oh lord. Humanoid Pintsize is going to become my favourite robot aren’t they?

ElliottEmo

How can something so right be sarong?

Dean Reilly

Spontaneous necklacelessness is nothing to be ashamed of!

Mad Marie

Skirting the edge of good humor once again, I see.

Everett Bradshaw

That joke nearly kilt me.

Bill Marcum

I thought life-size Pintsize was disconcerting at first but he's delightful <3

So the merger starts as soon as he gets back? One of those huge blobs of flesh with randomly placed limbs and organs?

Captain Button

This is the cutest thing ever. What a great pun, well executed. I loved their anticipation faces when they realised where this was heading.

Andrew Mitchell

Even the speech bubbles. Nice.

Buck Caldwell

It was at 1:45am that I decided to just stay awake to read the latest page of QC, knowing they normally come out not long after 2am. And I got a pun page

Stephen Jeffrey

Pintsize's face in the second panel when he realises everything is going well.

Diptych

"You can't have your kayak and heat it too..." vibes...

Obliviontoad

Trans transhumanism time

Nice. Scary, of course, but nice.

Celine Chamberlin

Claire, doing puns, is a sign that all will be well.

Michael Boettger

omg they're BESTIES

Kurt Lewis

YES

Tamara Macadam


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