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Chapter 55: Vevic - Base of Operations

Vevic leaned back in her chair and set her feet on the railing as she watched her minions mill about the courtyard. It was late evening and her day was finished, which meant she had the rest of the...

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Chapter 54: Vevic - Burdens of Leadership

There was a flash of light, the sound of fire, and a short scream before the charred carcass came tumbling down the steps. Another one, Vevic frowned at the dead goblin as it bounced off t...

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Chapter 53: Lefty - Loot Boxes

Just as Lefty tabbed out of his character sheet, Feathers waddled up beside him. With a flap of his wings, the duck hopped up, perched itself atop a rock, and began to preen himself.

“So do...

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Chapter 52: Lefty - Leveling Up

Lefty walked over and kicked one of the centipede’s legs. The limb twitched and spasmed. Somewhere inside this thing its brain synapses are still firing. The thought made him uncomfortab...

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Chapter 51: Lefty - The Mountain Fae

Lefty had a notification. A blinking panel in the corner of his vision was informing him he had leveled up. He only needed to access his H.U.D to activate the process. This was probably the most im...

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Chapter 50: Calista - The Rock Centipede

The moment the fae woman disappeared, the sound of the clicking legs returned. As Calista listened to the monster’s many legs travel over the rocks, she ripped her sword free and turned to face t...

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Chapter 49: Calista - Krakoam Pass

It was mid-day when Lefty pulled up short. Lefty noticed it first and tugged the back of Grumner’s cloak and soon the entire party had stopped and were looking to see what had caused the wizard t...

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Chapter 48: Calista - The Horde

The next morning they traveled east as the hills became sharper and more rocky. Mountains that had once loomed in the distance now looked down on them with ominous foreboding. Clouds and mist cover...

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Chapter 47: Lefty - The Wolves

The secret passage, Cat’s Eye claimed, was through a hidden door located near the northwest guard tower. From there, they would have access to a number of secret doors that led in and out of the ...

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Chapter 46: Dillard - The Wand

“Is this the weapon you were talking about?”

Himbo held the wand up to the sky as if to inspect it. It was a small, silver thing with a gold inlay along its handle. Dillard didn’t know ...

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Chapter 45: Dillard - The Merchant

“How wonderful to meet such a noble knight out here in the wilderness. You must be so very brave,” Dillard cooed.

The paladin had the gall to look bashful, “Ah, say nothing about it gen...

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Chapter 44: Dillard - The Paladin

Dillard had briefly considered running after the merchant. Killing him would have been even more fun than killing his guards had been. She would have been able to take her time for one. For another...

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Chapter 43: Aackzor the Bleak

Aackzor the Bleak wasn’t sure what he was looking at. Dressed in a white shift dress and black knee high boots, the young woman stood before him with the confidence of a conqueror even though she...

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Chapter 42: Lefty - What the Goblin Knows

The goblin’s name was Cat’s Eye and when he finally crawled out from under the bridge and presented himself to the party, Grumner smashed him in the face, knocked him cold, and took his whistle...

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Chapter 41: Calista - Desperate Negotiations

Grumner had missed. As the dwarf grumbled and cursed, Calista knocked another arrow and took aim while beside her, Lefty stepped forward and began muttering an incantation. Inhale, exhale slowly, a...

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Chapter 40: Another Detour Inside the Mind of a Goblin

Cat’s Eye had been a goblin marauder all of three days.

You see, three days ago he had been plying his trade on the roads between Harva and Hilltop when he had been stopped on the road by a...

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Chapter 39: Calista - The Bridge

At dawn, they returned to the camp where they found the dire bear had thrown a party for himself and used Kevin’s body parts as decoration. Every tent had been ransacked, just as every pack had b...

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Chapter 23: Calista - Battle Along the Docks

Dogmoore’s axe flashed again in the firelight, felling the nearest warrior, while Thalias loosed his arrow into the belly of a goblin bowman. Calista, for her part, stepped over so she was back t...

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Chapter 38: Lefty - Night Watch

Lefty awoke to the duck pecking his face. He scrambled against his bedroll as he tried to brush Feathers off him, but before he could cry out a webbed foot covered his mouth. Then he heard it. Some...

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Chapter 37: Calista - Camp for the Night

They managed to reach the next hilltop by nightfall. It was not a decision easily made, for while Grumner had observed that a high vantage point would be to their tactical benefit with wolves about...

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Chapter 36: Lefty - Into the Woods

A downpour met them at the top of the cliff. Though it had been raining steadily before, it now increased suddenly, as though someone had just reached up and turned on the shower. The only member o...

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Chapter 35: Vevic - Cordelia and the Council

Vevic’s heels echoed down the hallway as she walked with the girl Cordelia by her side. Vevic knew that the next hour would go a long way to determining just how the rest of her rule here at Reav...

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Chapter 34: Dillard - A Brave New World

Dillard was confused.

She wasn’t sure what she was doing here. Oh, she had understood the Attendant perfectly well, even if she had wanted to flay the skin off the arrogant little bitch the...

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Chapter 33: Calista - An Unwilling Participant

They returned to Captain Padral and accepted the quest. Grumner managed to negotiate some additional gear. Grappling hooks, ropes, tents, ponchos, and climbing tools were all in order. Then Lefty s...

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Chapter 32: Lefty - Questions and Answers and Dragonflies

They left the captain at the gazebo and made their way down a slope where a stream ran through the fortress. Here, Grumner, Lefty, and Calista huddled together beneath a tree as Feathers waddled al...

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Chapter 31: Calista - Captain Padral

A short while later, the captain appeared with two far more mundane guardsmen in tow. He was a fit and trim man somewhere in his late 30’s or early 40’s with dark hair and a five o’clock shad...

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Chapter 30: Calista - Is This a Party or What?

As the two guardsmen then meandered down the walkway, Calista could hear them trading barbs as they rounded the corner. Watching them go, Lefty’s voice took on a satisfied tone, “Well, I really...

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Chapter 29: Calista - The Mage & the Guardsmen

A shiver of fear ran down Calista’s spine. An Imperial officer looking to speak with adventurers could really only mean one thing: a quest. And given the nature of the environment outside the for...

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Chapter 28: Calista - The Game Master

They laid Thalias with the other corpses. The soldiers had gathered the dead and dying on a platform along the outer wall. Calista and Grumner carried the dead half-elf over there where they set hi...

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Chapter 27: Lefty - Questline Activated

Shortly after they lost view of the village, shock and blood loss carried Lefty into unconsciousness. When he awoke, the night was crisp and cool and everything around him was covered in a layer of...

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