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Try teaching your cat to do this: https://youtu.be/WIlPFRsseQ8

Ian MacLean

*laugh*

Bagge

Aww poor pupper's like "What'd I do?"

Kuragari

As an owner of a licky borzoi, I felt this in my soul.

AcheronYYC

Ollie doesn’t strike me the kind of dog that will do that. Putting his pointy head on your arm and demanding a walk is totally an Ollie move.

Miyaa

I’m pretty sure Cosmo is a she.

Miyaa

At first I only saw the “Slurp” frame and I was VERY concerned.

William Stark

Clinton gotta live his dreams... except maybe for the 3. panel.

Krestus

I have had the *reverse* happen, where it was my husband and I was dreaming about a nap in a meadow... he made a disappointed noise when I pushed him off, enough for me to wake up and say "oh.. sorry... I thought you were a deer." He about died laughing and we still reference it sometimes.

Megan Lane

Randy asked nicely, I suppose.

Mark

My partner's actually done this to me. Numerous times. Each time she's grossed out by it, and vows to never do it again. Then, a few months later...

Matt Pedone

Unrelated to today's comic...how did pintsize's old body end up in S*P?

Hekiryuu

Fanservice at its best.

KCkittysnores

Damn Elliot has a big tongue

Scotty

This reminds me the beginning of Ali G. The movie

giacomo vaghi

An effing dream? Damn!

Jeffrey Anderson

This legit made me cackle.

kupo

that moment when the gay is interrupted by doggo

Absentia

COSMO: "I kiss better. Admit it."

Ben Russell-Gough

So cute tho 🥺

Livy N

*boof*

darklion

Wait, getting trolled by long-faced pointy roommate... Jeph, your life is leaking into the comic again

Thomas Halpin

I still think Cosmo is part anteater.

Todd Perkins

Cosmo knows what you want. But he's not that kind of dog.

Sleepy John

This isn't that type of comic...

Chuck Dee

AND THEN THEY FUCKED!

Yelling Bird

god dammit jeph

Tamara Macadam

We deserve it. Richly. That, and more.

BobC

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Jacob Swider

*wicked laughter*

Uniquitous

can't wait til they hump.

runrin

Not true! Cosmo exudes chill!

Alex Borders

Oh dear.

Brooks Moses

Jeph trolling level with the first two panels: Epic. At least.

Brooks Moses

The naked dream was earlier

MikeT

I have had a dog wake me this way before. I snore so my mouth was hanging open and my dog just went straight for it.

Dan Curtis

Perfect 😏😏😏

doorbender

MLEM

Dylan T

"Saw my mum in a cow bikini / and that's bad luck (bad, bad luck)"

Diptych

Hahahahahahahaha, OMG JEPH THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘🤣🤣😘😘🤣🤣

Andrew Mitchell

Dogs ARE good!

Douglas E. Smith

Panel 2 was probably a result of Cosmo's wet nose...

Douglas E. Smith

In real life, doubtful. But when they're cybernetic, I don't see why you wouldn't unless they need to charge overnight.

JD

I'm starting to wonder if your primary source of nutrition is your readers saying "Jeph, no"

Stephen Jeffrey

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww! 😆

Is it usual for an amputee to sleep wearing their prosthesis?

Dean Reilly

Way to go ruining a good dream, Cosmo

Wild Card

Only in his dreams!

So I guess this means that it's just the next day after they make out, since he's still at his mom's house. Everything else must have just been happening at the same time.

JD

This is exactly what I needed today

Jackie Horn

Pointyboi luffin

Sorastro

Clinton, but his hair gets bigger every time you see him.

Scott Gosnell

HAhahahahahaha! Awesome...

Michael Voorhis

Beat me to it... though I was thinking along the lines of "Damn Clinton, you should be so lucky if that were his REAL tongue!!" ;-)

Yohannon

Is it me, or has the size difference between Elliot and Clinton mysteriously altered?

Michael Boettger

“Or better…”

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

“Wake a boy from a naked dream/ and that’s bad luck (bad, bad luck)”

James Roy

At least Cosmo isn't the type to establish dominance Clinton!

James Cooper

There really is no chill on that house

Leugi

"Listen, Cosmo, I believe in being nice to animals and I donate to animal rights organizations, but if you do that again then SO HELP ME GOD...!"

Rob McBobson

Getting head is for Elliot!! >.>

Shawn K. Younkin

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Squeeeeeee!

Benzy

Good job, Cosmo! And Clinton, don't get ahead of yourself.

Michael Boettger

Magical pointy dog!

Thisguy

:3

Fart Captor

That’s just mean, teasing us (and Clinton) like that!

Ian Wolfe

We just witnessed the birth of a fetish I bet.

Michael

Ugh god jeph ❤️❤️

Lana Del Prey

Panel three exists now.

Slashplane

Obviously the real one has to go exactly the same., rule of threes

Hope

I missed Cosmo

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