Oh no

Oh the poor tugboat!!!

Jeff Gedney

That's just too predictably transgressive. This is better, plus it probably has like 28 extra orifices, and is extensible with mounting ports.

Jeff Gedney

Yeah, came here to ask the same thing? Ugh.

Timm Gleason

Thank you for that link. But the chassis in this comic is 'way creepier than the one shown in the strip you referenced. You see the responses here: "Questionable Content: romance, robots, and such horrors as would make Lovecraft soil his linen." (And by the way, Claire pre-morning-coffee is just about like me pre-morning-tea, only much younger and prettier.)

Ursus Ridens

June 29th 2018 bonus comic. https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-bonus-comic-19751057

oh no

Kattandra

Just now and I hate it too. lol

Tova_Nator

When the fluck did _that_ happen?

Ursus Ridens

oh no

Yonatan Zunger

What have you done.

Daniel S

Wait a minute, when did Pintsize get a new body?!! I missed something important!!

Wild Card

why jeph why

my god

Lucas Werkmeister

Oh, dear. On the other hand, Bubbles doesn't seem phased. So, we'll see.

Hugh Eckert

Well, he originally had a frickin laser, and the military wanted to take him back, until Dora removed the laser. I've just been reading the very early comics, so Pintsize might have had other military parts I'm not aware of. .

Bill Marcum

Oh

SheepFace2000

ah, fuck. I have nothing but dread in my heart, now that Pintsize has thumbs. I sincerely hope that the next comic will just a reveal of him still having the same tiny eyes.

Ramen Gonzales

Based on what we've seen in QC, Pintsize is pretty much all ass, except for the part of Pintsize that's just a plain asshole. (There are exceptions he's careful to hide.)

Jason Zions

I miss Momo vs. the squirrel. …

Matt Grayson

Not sure if I approve of all the androids in the series becoming more anthroponormative. Well, all of the regulars, anyway. On the other hand, it would make them easier to cosplay...

Thomas A. Dennis

To be fair, I WAS just wondering what had become of Pintsize

Rum Tum Tugnuts

OH JEEZ

Rum Tum Tugnuts

Jeph just changed his art style a bit. :)

Joseph Bonnar

Our nightmare.

Joseph Bonnar

Oh god no

Well kids, it was a good run. I hope you're ready for the apocalypse.

kupo

Nah, this is fully abusing a monkey.

Miyaa

Hmm wasn't Pintsize old body worth a lot? as it was military spec? I think that he could have a swap easy.

Milo

This is how it all ends, eh? Welp, you warned us. The end times come while Dora wears a wedding dress and it is coming.

Amy Hansford

So. The End Times are here.

Randall Norman Pick

Station has wanted to do an orbital strike for a while!

Am Queue

Wait. Wait…. Wait wait wait. Wait….

Brian English

Somehow I think that already happened. And he broke it. Hence the shorts.

Tim

Except awesome plot. For the characters, nothing.

Tim

Right there with you. We will all live in interesting times...

Tim

WHAT THE ACTUAL F.....

Am Queue

I'm honestly surprised he isn't just sitting there beating it on the couch.

Lee B.

Oh god he has thumbs now. Proper thumbs, not those glitch-thumbs.

Daniel S

Oh my god his POTENTIAL FOR HIJINKS

is taht fvckin PINTSIZE?!?

Martin Trebuch

Wait, Omg, that’s Pintsize? Oh no! Please tell me that his new body isn’t compatible with the giant steel penis he had made.

Darla Donahue

Oh absolutely yes

Nothing good can come of this

Katy Kania

Perhaps Hanners releasing the Virus one day is intended to stop Pintsize in his new form to then save and/or take over the world?

Julienne Ignace

So, is he going to change his name to Gallonsize?

Frank Wales

¡Ay caramba!

Xbox Playdates

He gotten opposable thumbs, run for the hills! Also, keep the extra ram under lock and key!

Akashimo Hakubi

I think Jeph has it right on the money... "oh. oh no."

Mooster

I for one think you should always draw him with giant googly eyes.

Scott Gosnell

Mom, come pick me up I'm scared 😨

I am the captian now

I thought I'd somehow forgotten about an entire character arc for a second there.

TubaGinger

They were having a sale at Canadian Tire.

Matt Grayson

Who was mad enough to fund this? Who had this disregard for life and sanity?

What hath Jeph wrought?

prettydragoon

Given Bubbles’ approach to a haircut, I’m afraid of what will happen if she ever has to call on her full abilities. Something large threatening Faye, for instance.

Matt Grayson

What has been unleashed upon the world?

Moose3rd

Bubbles’ evaluation: Before- chassis small enough to easily throw into a wall After- chassis small enough to easily throw into a wall. Tactical shift- negligible.

Shane Wegner

Well this will be an interesting development! I was curious if pint size would ever get a humanoid body.

ElliottEmo

We got a topless May, does that mean we can pressure Jeph into a bottomless pint-size?

Robert Wrigley

I bet when Jeph draws the “features” one-panel comic, it will note that his palms can grow hair.

Mad Marie

That's exactly the question Claire is about to ask

Pete

Hang on when did pint-size get a new body

Someone is abusing a monkey's paw.

Orion Rhine

I have missed Pintsize.

It’s a cross between Alec Guinness at the end of The Bridge on the River Kwai and Charlton Heston at the end of The Planet of the Apes.

Summer Sudbrink

No good will come of this.

Visway

The end of the world

Matthew Harris

“This is fine.” What are the occupancy limits of this apartment, again?

Comics Ladybird

what

virtulis

Oh, hell no.

Oh no

Oh no

Sarah Peper

oh no

Kate Cole

Pintsize with opposable thumbs... everyone is doomed.

Maria E.

Maybe that's why he's done it?

Patrick Mac Manus

For now...

Patrick Mac Manus

More storage for all that porn.

Patrick Mac Manus

Pintsize is a master of human psychology.

Kyle Rudy

and there goes the last small bod.

Dan Curtis

oh no

Lucy Davinhart

I read this before MY coffee and didn't get it until Claire did.

Stephen Wells

This is The Bad Place. Also, who paid for this atrocity?

Emma Humphries

and so....begins our doom

Ace of Hearts

WHO DID THIS edit: now that I think about it, it probably heralds Pintsizes rise to greatness. He's going to be a legendary AI Rock Star.

SpookyPenguin

Jeph? I’m getting a “MatPat” vibe.

Sparky

Oh thank Christ. That old chassis was a safety hazard.

Wednesday

Oh. Yes.

Professor Harmless

Just wanna mention that William Davy (can we @ people here?) kinda predicted this in the previous Patreon post (in a reply to a comment of mine :P)

Nulgar

It’s the end of the {QC} world as we know it... (and I feel fine.)

Clifton Royston

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Word Carpenter

HOLY SHIT WHAT

Dave, Duke of Fridges

That calls for teh Yoko Oh No of Oh No's...

Leak

I can not describe my joy properly. BISON! Help me out! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

And thus, the last of the tinybots joins the talls. I almost forgot momo started out as a chibi. I'm kinda curious if their transformations were based on story narrative..or key points in artistic skill :P

JPGer

And thus did the Apocalypse begin.

Ian Wolfe

i knew this would be coming eventually... but i still don't like the potential ramifications...

Absentia

HE HAS THUMBS????!!!!

Bagge

I assumed any Pintsize body change would be a literal hentai tentacle monster of dicks that shits bread. This is honestly more surprising!

Brian Doyle

At least he's wearing pants.

Danya Michael

Oooohhhnononononononononononononobono!

Nick Hodgson

This seems like Bubbles took May's old body and some spare parts, plus whatever Pintsize could buy, and laughed maniacally as she brought the new Pintsize to life: <b>And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?</b>

William Burns

Pintsized’s body has changed! (Ultra literal)

Shane Wegner

NO

lilibat

Someday Jeph will launch us a trimaran!

Bruce Steinberg

The bot(tle) runneth over.

Bruce Steinberg

How the hell did Pintsize get a body?

Bruce Steinberg

In Claire's defence, she's used to Pintsize being weird, so her brain has a very high threshold for his appearance being 'abnormal'. Anyway, Jeph has always said 'no' to this arc. I wonder what has changed?

Ben Russell-Gough

The eyes are so disturbing! ::shudder::

Bruce Steinberg

This can only go well

Bacon Lord

What did I miss? Who's this Pintsize impersonator?

Andrew Mitchell

This will end in flames. And it will be hilarious to watch. Also, bets on how long until Pintsize gets his new body dismembered, due to his own actions?

I always imagined Pintsize to have some sort of a robotic autotuned Spongebob voice, but whatever this is so much worse damn it

I need the new body to have a laser as well...

I can’t like this. Can not like this. Nope. Oh god we are so doomed.

Miyaa

I'm sure bubbles can control him.........possibly by decapitation (I fear simply removing his limbs won't work)

Brad Kirkwood

It’s the same color as his old hand-orb-thingies so he still has the same color palette.

Populuxe

This will end in fire

Mitch Megaw

I can see pintsize doing an Alien impression when he opens his mouth and the original tiny pintsize comes out... ...hey Jeph, how much for commissions?

Da Nargh!!

Also, totally shipping May x Pintsize now.

Sm00thJa22

I'm in the kill it with fire camp too.

Matt

I wonder if Pintsize realizes that he only got away with the majority of his behaviour due to his being small and non-threatening. Maybe he does and is looking forward to coming up with new human-standard-body appropriate antics to replace his old, stale material.

Sm00thJa22

What in the goddamn fuck what did I miss

Remy!

This is now.my nightmare

I wonder if Pintsize will enjoy this body. I'm not sure how much an AI comes to prefer a specific type of chassis or whether newer is just usually better because the hardware has more giddyup

Thomas Halpin

Bubbles holding that mug, it just occurred to me: Does Pintsize have a sense of smell? Has he ever had one? I mean, he's never had a nose (that we know of).

Czarzhan

oh noooo oh god oh fuck

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3485

Populuxe

IT'S TIIMMMMMMEEEEE

MikeT

This presages the robopocolypse.

Joseph Bonnar

I'm surprised he went with boxer briefs rather than a thong. Maybe he just wore it home from the store.

Andrew L Butula

That can’t have been his first choice of body. His appendages are not made of dicks. Or thumbs.

Fevley

Oh Christ the world is going to burn now that Pintsize has opposable appendages!

NO WHY THE ONE CONSTANT

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Pintsize is ALWAYS lewd.

Barry Callahan

Inb4 people ask for Pintsize lewds

Brian

oh... oh no.

Samuel Fout

Nooope

DonnieRamesJio

Oh no

Brian

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Aditya Rameshan

Time for Marten to upgrade to a larger freezer.

Mad Marie

I’m calling it. Faye and Bubbles made his new body to hasten the coming robot hegemony. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3485

Populuxe

Oh no

W H A T.

Dev

Nothing is too big to duct tape. You just need enough duct tape.

Yonatan Zunger

Oh no

Man I remember when he had a built in laser

Will Cuppett

And now we know the end times are here.

Byron

Dear Jeph what hath thou wrought.

But it's just a pint-size dick

Todd Ellner

Opposable. Thumbs. Too. Big. To. Duct. Tape. The Angel opened the Fourth Seal and all did tremble.

Todd Ellner

OH GOD HE HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS

Jackie Horn

And thus begins amulti-chapter arc for pintsize... Dongquest!

Absynthe

Oh god

DaVinci

Oh yeah

thelibrariancat

So.... she just accepts the green hair?

Sleepy John

OH SHIT! PINTSIZE HAS A DICK NOW! WELL, MAYBE... PINTSIZE POTENTIALLY HAS A DICK NOW! IT'S SHRODINGERS DONG!

Yelling Bird

Now that you’ve introduced Rogers Rules of Order, I was to block consensus just to be ornery.

KCkittysnores

FUCK WE'RE ALL DOOMED

Raven Razor

Oh hi

darklion

So,.... We the Fandom agree that Pintsize with a human sized body AND THUMBS is a bad idea? The Motion has been made,.... anyone seconding? If so - we can have it carried by a quick vote. ((((((((shudder)))))))

Darnel D Cooper

Oh god

RadiusUlna

Oh, god. That crazy bastard finally did it. I look forward to this madness.

The hot pants sell it.

The Amber Pawn

So like this is just a bad dream right?

Julia Allen-Hesse

Did... Did Faye and Bubbles make this body for him from scrap parts?

Populuxe

I figured it'd happen sooner or later

Spacey02111

Pintsize: *walks into the apartment in his new human-standard body, naked* Martin: "NOPE. PANTS. YOU HAVE TO WEAR PANTS." Pintsize: *puts on ridiculously tight hot pink hotpants to spite Martin*

Valraven

Claire's lack of reaction to Pintsize made me seriously think I was mis-remembering and this body wasn't new. So I quickly convinced myself that was the case, read to the end, and (having forgot that I convinced myself) was then really confused about what happened in the comic until I read some comments. Oops. 🙃 (Personally, I blame my autistic masking behaviors.)

Pearl

I bet Dogecoin finally hit $1.

KCool

I had a nightmare like this once.

Until I read the comments, I just assumed I forgot when Pintsize got a body.

John Seiler

This is going to end badly.

Richard Muir

First thought: yesssssss .... Second thought: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stellar

Oh god no

Amy Cheuka

Pintsize is loaded. No comment as to how he came by his wealth.

OldGoat

I assume his ass is detachable like Melon's is

Fart Captor

Kill it! Kill it with fire and burn down the building! Kill it with fire, burn down the building, and nuke the ashes from orbit!

Carin Maja Brooks

I'm scared.

Tom Powell (zifnab06)

https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJxIjoxMDAsIndlYnAiOjB9/patreon-media/p/post/19751057/4b3951399c554c34986cd2b6dee6e086/1.png?token-time=1623024000&amp;token-hash=PBrFLT1pS-Sg-QbGQJ7RYjGkseXDKj8_fSE9GFrEHsE%3D

Ted Van Roekel

Oh this is very very bad

æ

Uhhhh... I thought we had all agreed to not let that happen.

Benjamin Coomer

Oh... NO.

Forgettable

He HAD a body. *Now* he has fully articulated fingers, AND he can reach high shelves!

Fart Captor

YES

Fart Captor

Those aren’t actually “legs” are they.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Did he get a new chassis so he could join a polycule with Melon and Arthur?

OldGoat

Jeph- jeph I hate it.

Hell No!

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Wait, we know what happens next. Where's the harpoon? https://www.patreon.com/jephjacques/posts?filters[tag]=bonus%20comic

Ted Van Roekel

To be honest, I'm very drunk and did not notice anything until the 4th panel

Salodni Ikkis

OH NO

Yuu Yi

OH NO

Mister Cletus

We all knew the world would burn someday, but I don't think we were expecting it to be this day.

Alex Piskura

Oh yeah!

Timothy Roller

Thought #1: There's no way any robot body shop would sell Pintsize anything like that after more than ten seconds' conversation with him. Thought #2: That probably means he bought it off the Dark Web with Canadian tire money. Thought #3: That means this body is going to have some very bad-idea features. It will be something Pintsize wanted, crossed with whatever was actually made by shady black-market robot body makers. Thought #4: Oh no.

Yonatan Zunger

Well thanks but no -_-

The Shadow's Lair

Yesssss, finally

Chelsea

Uh-oh.

EnterTheHero

WHAT

Ray Cornwall

Hyperrealistic.

Lucanid Landman

Well. That's the last of the O.G. AnthroPCs. Except for SpiderBot. We probably don't want to know what their new chassis looks like.

schmod

Also, Claire’s perceptions aren’t so much “selective” as “protective”. Some things need to be processed before they can be acknowledged.

KCkittysnores

To be honest, over the years, everyone just built up a filter to whatever bullshit Pintsize was doing to the point they just mentally block it out.

Thisguy

I think I’m most afraid that those are his real eyes now.

KCkittysnores

This... is going to be great. But not for any of the characters. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

oh NO

Sierra G

Oh sweet Jesus. The world is not ready.

K C

Nope nope nope NOPE nope

Asher Rose Fox

NONONONONO

KCkittysnores

I wish to like this comment several times

That Blair Guy

Oh no Oh no

Rebecca

I was just about to make that comment. It’s a nice touch by Jeph.

Populuxe

Aww, all our little bots are all grown up now.

midwestmutt

Aww, all our little bots are all grown up now.

midwestmutt

So... quart-size? Full gallon?

Lightsabr2

His old chassis was worth a lot of money, as was established before. I speculate that he sold it to pay for the humanoid one.

Carl Fink

Oh my GOD I am so excited about this.

Mandy Hoskins

Oh no

AKOD

I'm just impressed he's wearing pants.

Robert Wrigley

Oh HELL NO

R L

I like how the color of his former appendages translated into color of hair.

Daniel Rydberg

I don't think I'm ready for this. (Been reading since 2008)

Rachel Maeroff

Oh dear.

Uniquitous

... oh. no.

Vicki McLachlan

Bet he bought it with Canadian money.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Welp. Humanity had a good run. Good-ish. Fair? Okay we suck and deserve our fate.

Populuxe

Dear lord.... I think I hear the trumpets sounding. We are doomed. He has a body.....

The pink underwear is a bold choice

Dylan T

Yes, but has he lost interest in tugboats?

Elf Sternberg

Also: Oh no

Sean Kinlin

I have questions. (Not sure I want to ask them, though...)

kaitou

He's always had thumbs! It's the other fingers he was lacking. Remember his horrifying Cronenbergian transformations? "Dude, they're just thumbs."

Elf Sternberg

I'm wondering if those are traditional googly eyes with physical pupils that move around, or are these LCDs with digital pupils?

Sean Kinlin

based on earlier tweets people on my server theorized trans marten before this was even considered. this is not only the darkest time line, its the apocalyptic one.

Rat

Maybe that's the only thing he could afford with Canadian tire money.

Elf Sternberg

It would a rip off if they didn't!!

Shawn K. Younkin

So did he tape googly eyes to his new face or is that his face now?

SingingTurtles

Should be an interesting story since its been said that new frames are not cheap.

Darnel D Cooper

I’m curious why Pintsize didn’t get a more anatomical correct model like May, Bubbles, and Winslow. With his personality, he seems like he’d be open to that.

Andrea Andrew

Oh... Oh no. I was just thinking about if Pintsize would end up with a human-standard body the other day... Get out of my head!

Timeloopy

I almost throw up In my mouth thinking about that.

Caleb Shipley

Oh YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Honestly I'm just glad he put the eyes on his face.... and that he actually is wearing shorts. But yes: OH NO.

James Barry

Oh no. No no no 😰

VampireJuicePouch

Oh hell.

that was the second thing I thought.

Darnel D Cooper

How long before he and may hook up and destroy the concept of time and space with sexual debauchery?

Astromanaught

yesssssss lmaoooooo

Laura Sullivan

Oh dear lord

Cole Blackblood

I'm just surprised he's not furry, blue, and having a tail.

Jason Wotzko

Oh no

Daryl Resplandor

"finally"

Jeph Jacques

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLicO0CRvk

Raymond Tremblay

Proving the point of the comic, I thought it was Winslow for like a minute and couldn't figure out what the oh nos were for

I like the hot pink hotpants.

Eric Christian Berg

Uh.

Chris Henry

Well on the plus side he can actually use that giant Penis Faye is making him.

Tyler Findlay

Who let Pintsize have thumbs!?

Jason

I've been eagerly awaiting/dreading this day

Pintsize’s joke investment into buttcoin has paid off!

KingAtticus

I approve this content

Lyman Green

🤘😁🤘💖💖

Carrie

Oh no he has opposable thumbs!

Andrew

Oh yes!

Runhildr Zaetl

Holy Spit,... The "End Times" have started in the world of QC.

Darnel D Cooper

We were safer when he was military surplus.

Viktor

All of them.

Elberik

If he still has his old face underneath those googly eyes, that would be perfection

Lana Del Prey

So, this is how the world ends. Okay.

Kevin Hicks

Wasn't there something about Pintsize with thumbs being a danger to society?

Stray

finally, lewdable pintsize

BeatButton

I hope those eyes came with the chassis!

Daniel Rydberg

So *that's* why the thermostat in hell dropped a few degrees....

Jon

"Eh, misbehave and I'll tear your arms off. Same as before."

Chong Go

He has hands! We're all doomed...DOOMED!!!

Douglas E. Smith

Whelp, shows over, the end of the world has come.

Todd Misiewicz

I had to double check make sure I didn't miss an 'episode'

Scott Vogel

Oh no

Eric Davies

When the hell did Pintsize get a body?

Nicholas Lopez

finally

Quinn

Ah. This is what Jeph was alluding to earlier in the week.

GregD

Pintsize with opposable thumbs and the ability to reach shelves. If alarms aren’t flashing yet…

Jp

Oh no

Matrim Cauthon

Who allowed this? That body was to keep his power contained

Oh no

Yeah, there it is - the event that finally prompts Hannelore to release the virus.

Will Weaver

YES! At long last!

Elberik

Oh what in the Kentucky fried fuck?!?!

Lord Crusade

Oh no. Actual hands. The possibilities.

Daniel Rydberg

Was it, though?

Eric Sieck

oh fuck

Eric Rucker

Not what I expected him to choose

Joshua

homies been weirdly rich

Either Pintsize saved up enough to upgrade his chassis, or Claire is having a psychotic break.

Michael Boettger

OH NO, A NEW ERA BEGINS

cookiecryptid

oh no

Panic Blitz

O h. Oh no

Morgan Bauman

Oh no no no no no

Oh noes!

Tom Carlson

oh no

S L Hall

WHERE DID HE GET A BODY

Joel Bateman

I’ve feared this day for so long

Tali

Now I want to know what Bubble's reaction was too, although she seems to have gotten over any shock already

Oh no

No no no nonononononononohfuckithurts

Edward Clayton Andrews

Oh god, how many holes does he have?

Tyler Findlay

🎶 Oh no no no no no 🎶

Chloe B.

It was bound to happen eventually

K the Nerd

Oh no

Chris Weigert

Uh oh

Ryan Clark

Oh nooooo

Oh fuck

David Rogers

pintsize will rule over us all before we know it

Hajnal Endot

Oh no

Hope

How long before they all destroy it?

JD

😬

claimai

WAIT WHAT THE HELL

Ting

oh no

Oh god oh fuck

R S