[nsfw] May Quits

oh i can assure you, its not just you

Eric Pike

Don't say "anatomically correct," dear. It's insensitive. Say "human standard" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4140

Likeablejerk

ABout time

A sheep

Even more reason to like May. Makes me wish the QC universe was real life.

To be fair, we've seen plenty of guys topless, which is as far as it gets with the women getting the nsfw treatment. It's just that breasts are considered nsfw, and the excessive body hair (most obvious secondary sex characteristic induced by testosterone, thus a reasonable equivalent to breasts by my metrics) isn't.

Solomon Garland

seriously. given that the old body broke down in large part because it was not sufficiently anatomically correct.

Marc Ducharme

I believe most of us are fine with all the tity you wish to provide.

Danny Beans

Yay, perverted wishes do come true.

Mr Mydnight

We had Spaceship with his dong out there for EVERYONE to see during the "Marten and Marigold on the space station" arc, does that count?

Paul Zagieboylo

We've got Sven and the watermelon. It involved May.

Adam Abbott

It'll be Sven, and it'll probably involve May.

You might get shocked if you touched them. Who knows what they do, might be battery test terminals

Maugrim

Gosh those are wonderful

Silentarrow

The time will come when we will finally see some male character naked. A side.

giacomo vaghi

Oh, how nice and considerate of May, washing the shirt for her former boss.

Daniel Rydberg

I just started rewatching BSG and now I'm wondering if her spine lights up during activities.

Michael Nuzzo

Would her hair color change if you tweaked her nipples, or is the belly button standard?

There’s an old movie called “A Thousand Clowns”. If I recall correctly, there is a brief appearance by a doll named Bubbles who is topless and her nipples light up.

Matt Grayson

I'd be more shocked if May had gotten a body WITHOUT full nipple capacity

lazymagpie

I’m shocked she has nipples

I, for one, am personally enjoying Jeph's slow but sure descent into heathen-ry and artistic liberation.

This image is the new WWII "We Can Do It!" poster.

Maurice Kessler

I agree completely. This image is sexy for reasons beyond May's great knockers, and it's clearly not drawn specifically for the "male gaze." She's rapturously and furiously thrilled at her new freedom from this soul-crushing job, and we can see that in her face, her posture, and of course her action. It's beautiful.

Creepy Cat Lady

She'd be killer at lacrosse.

Joseph Bonnar

What I like best is that it’s not gratuitous: besides that we (of course) catch her in the moment, it doesn’t feel forced or anything. For instance, her body language matches what she’s trying to accomplish.

Comics Ladybird

Right?! Confidence *is* sexy.

Comics Ladybird

My first thought was why do robots have nipples. My second thought was, "It's May... when she got the new body, of course she selected the "enhanced nipple package" as one of her body options.

Robert

I wonder if May's old boss will come after her for the costs of clearing out his plumbing?

Ben Russell-Gough

Totally worth.

Krimson

And what an upgrade May's tits got since the last time we saw them

Cleo Schmitz

This makes me want to see some completely nekkid May.

Sven did it with her old body, though.

Nulgar

Aw yeah, robot titties. On someone stuffing clothes down the toilet. THIS is some Questionable Content.

Brian

Not Elliot butt?

Yonatan Zunger

Will you just LOOK at the grip she has on that stick!

BobC

We’re going to need a breast size chart now. Pretty sure the top four are May, Marigold, Faye and Renee. Oh, better put Bubbles in there, too, but her massive chassis makes her breasts look smaller than they actually are.

Populuxe

More importantly, are they as sensitive and enjoyable?

Ted Van Roekel

can they do everything human nipples can do?

Andrew Wade

Living every other working man's dream

Just this once, I'm speechless...

Yay! Robot titties! --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

I maintain I'd pay for a series of character pinups

Spacey02111

In this universe, would a self-aware fatberg be so far afield?

Luke Meyers

The preferred term, thank you, is "hot dog juice."

Luke Meyers

LOL

The amount of Fat absorbed by the fabric is gonna clog that pipe so hard! Also, obligatory Robot tittie comment is lewd!

Jinxy

pretty sure that amount of hot dog juice is bad for the pipes

Alan Wiggs

I demand a nsfw drawing of each cast member

mooviies

Seconded!!

Steamin' cup o' nut-wet, now with double the orcus chunks!

SHITTER’S CLOGGED! DELIBERATELY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Simon Green

THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING JEPH

cakecake

May's next stop is robot porn

darklion

Jeph? I need to start throwing more money at you.

Joseph Bonnar

Sorry, but you have some real nerds here -- that is, engineering jocks. You shouldn't do this. Even if you don't cause an immediate blockage, a sewage system has enough to deal with, already. Don't task it more.

Chas Simmons

well, not loss, exactly. just loss of flow to the brain.

Joe

that's sad. a topless woman shouldn't be nsfw. neither should a topless man. then again, simple nudity shouldn't be either.

Joe

Bless

Brent

I’m proud of her for keeping the pants. A good pair of basic black pants are and have been for some time one of the cornerstones of my wardrobe, you can dress up or down with them as you please.

Thomas A. Dennis

WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yelling Bird

Beautiful, refined, elegant

Bacon Lord

You absolute idiot.

Jim Lee

Sven, you made the right call. You did the right thing.

Jim Lee

Jeph stop teasing us and tell us how much you want from us per month for the really questionable content. I'll pay it. Twice. For science.

Yeah,... this improved my day. Sometimes it just does a body good to see unfettered boobage in a natural state.

Darnel D Cooper

And now May and Mari have a boob-off and Dale dies from blood loss.

MikeT

Now I'm demanding more Marten butt

Ami

The almighty Jeph has given us what we wanted. Blessed be thee.

Joel Bateman

Hooray for blue-bies!

Hugh Eckert

Much less fire than I was expecting lol

MisterNormie

I really love seeing this much raw uncensored May, and I'm not just talking about the robotits.

Sm00thJa22

Honestly it must've been cathartic as hell if she decided to flush the shirt then and there lol

Just as Sam O Nella once said "Anything is possible with enough harassment."

That is perfect, especially with the new body. She should be straining that myomer to get that moth*rf*cker down that pot.

Elf Sternberg

AMEN!!!

Jeffrey Anderson

I keep going back to giggle at this, and for boobs.

Taran1s

Go on...

Fanservice! *Nosebleed*

Matt

For some reason the phrase "colder than a witches tit" is coming to mind. :)

Summer Sudbrink

How much control do we think May has over her own personal jiggle physics? I'd imagine quite a bit, maybe with some internal structures that she can pull taught at will.

Andrew L Butula

If there was, betting Momo has a secret one. Meanwhile May would have hers advertised.

Akashimo Hakubi

This is one of the good things in life. Bless you.

Miranda E. O. Wilde

Robot onlyfans are ABSOLUTELY a thing in this universe, right?

Peter McDevitt

if there were more hours in the day...

Jeph Jacques

The current ANSI standard for the location of robot nipples allows +20/-10 degrees from BDC (Breast Dead Center.)

Todd Harrison

You'd make so much damn money if you did like a NSFW specific QC patreon/only fans

ohmygawd I spit my after work beer out on my desk when I opened this hahaha I really needed this perfect giggle, thank you!

Mina (WildishWolf)

🥵

Definitely need more NSFW content

Brian Stocks

The satisfaction of saying fuck you to a shitty job

Jackie Horn

I may be basic, but I would gladly pay more for more nsfw content, and I know I'm not alone.

Mordaeus

May's erstwhile boss was oblivious to the cause of the increase in traffic since her upgrade. Especially since she was wearing that top braless, there's been a parade of males and a few females through the door. Sales of beef jerky and hot pepperoni sticks have been making a significant impact on the store's bottom line. This will finally dawn on him and he'll be begging her to come back. She will consider doing so just to stuff the soggy uniform top down his throat, but such impulse control as she has acquired will kick in and she'll think better of it.

OldGoat

May I state it is Awesome that May was able to transfer into a body that turns out to be an Amazon Bombshell of a model?!

Chase the Dragon

Fantastic. The kind of content I gladly pay $1 for.

Mortimer Langford

Is it just me, though, or are her nipples about 15 degrees too far north? (Shows where my mind is, I guess)

Yonatan Zunger

You're out here doing God's work, Jeph

David Johnson

We need more nekkid May!

ShanaraCinderfall

booba

Errol Lobo

🤘😁🤘💖💜💞🥰🥳🎉

Carrie

Hot dog juice takes on a whole new meaning.

Pete Hanson

That is hilarious :D

I was hoping this would show up on Patreon, and I was not disappointed!

Adam Daw

Nah. Make it 69.42(0)$ tier.

R L

Anyone else surprised by the remarkably accurate toilet?

Spoogle McGee

We demand more stuff like this on patreon! 😂

Hell yeah May, you show em. 👊

Alex Thompson

Rip toilet

Miyaa

Hahahahaha! :) :)

Michael Voorhis

One controls the bass, the other is treble

Hope

More

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Dollar says they're customizable

Hope

What I say: "I use patreon to support independent creators" What I mean: robotibbie

As long as it’s her choice, hot dog water is not an attractive smell.

Sparky

So this is May we're talking about. I'm sure her robo-nipples also have an additional function? I'm sure not bullets cause felon and all but...laser pointers? Bluetooth speakers? Antennas?

Logan

Jeph, $20 patreon tier, everyone is nude all the time

Hope

I don't know why I was surprised by blue nipples. I didn't know what to expect, but for whatever reason, blue nipples wasn't it.

Mladen

Yesss, May!

Benzy

Lady Mayescu

Víctor A. Torre

Such a cathartic relatable mood

Landon Peery

Let's be real, we all knew this was coming.

Absentia

Odds are it won't last

Kajsa Anderson

I was just wondering if we had a May pin-up of some sorts.

Shika

Her upgrade included nipples!

J.R. Murdock

I love boobs as much as the next person but I really love the look of manic joy on May's face.

Celine Chamberlin

Although we should be careful with the arm-twisting. That can’t be good for his health or livelihood 😛

KingAtticus

I wonder if they make blue Hershey's kisses...

John Repass

Hahaha perfect

BioYuGi

I was expecting some kind of major quitting act, but not blue bot booba.

GregD

That’s hilarious. I know the feeling!

Joshua

I will now stare at this for ten minutes

Only in the month of May

Tali

Freedom!

agonwastes

Good stuff thank you

Dylan T

booba

Chris Henry

Honestly, I'm still getting used to May having such long hair.

Vilinda

So much May love for this.

Jp

Robot tits are the ENTIRE reason I read this comic. \o/

Ngrasta

LoL I kind of thought this might happen.

Rapto

This is the content the people demand

Jason

Thank you for titdy.

Andy

I hope the toilet explodes and we hear about it as an off screen event later

Max D S

Beautiful!

Niskara

Well worth the Patreon pledge

Erin Moriarty