Tier List

Noice

Paladinos presents Ben Folds Three with two.... Well you know

You don’t know what Dan has done before!

Don Whiteside

Concerned now though; Tai has only brought her A game so far....

David Howe

S = Strap-On. He is going to explore a whole new world!

Marc Tabor

Jeph draws nice kisses <3

jimbo

I live for the captions, Jeph

Melissa Smits

...or, it's a reference to S rank being a rank higher than A in most japanese video games. Some go up to SSS.

AlexKorobeiniki

So, what do those letters mean? A while back, David Willis did a Patron-only strip in which Joyce is shown to have a scale based on the initial letters of the names of her friends in terms of how nice and perfect people they are. I'm thinking that Jeph is doing the same. Level 'A' for Renee is Angus (her ex BF): A nice guy but, in her view, also 'meh'. Meanwhile, level 'S' is Sven: An ultra-hottie for whom you must always do your very best in coitus. I wonder if she'll add a 'D' level to her scale now?

Ben Russell-Gough

Eliot and Brun are SO confused now.

Sleepy John

"nice." Yeah.

Sleepy John

(big grin) For some reason, I can't stop chuckling and grinning at these two,...

Darnel D Cooper

In many video games with a ranking system, there are tiers above A. Most frequently the ranks go SS, S, A, B, C, D, E, F.

Longwing

I ... have no idea what „S game“ refers to. (Implication is clear of course)

Ísabel Pirsic

::Brun returns from doing cocaine in the bathroom in time to watch/hear all this::

Shane Wegner

A rare occurrence: whether he would live through it or no, he would be remembered as Lucky Dan.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Adorable quirk, I love him so much

Morgan

but it was SOOOOO worth it!

Absentia

once a nerd, always a nerd. ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 understand this, and accepts his lot in life.

Absentia

i think things will work out jsut well with ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩

Absentia

i believe the more appropriate title would be ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩

Absentia

Presenting her to the family already? Man, Dan sure is committed

Bagge

Twist! The safe word is "Don't stop"

Todd Ellner

If I were Jeph I would never mention Dan again, and just imply that he got fucked into oblivion

Brian

I love this!!💜💖💕🤣😂🤘😁🤘

Carrie

Smiling skeletons with shattered pelvises holding a cigarette and giving a thumbs up.

Shane Wegner

Death by Snu Snu

MikeT

Esso Ranko! Renee: "Shine."

Shane Wegner

I never thought I would die like this, but I’d always really hoped.

Fuuuuuuuuuucked Dan

DVW

Dan's dead, baby. Dan's dead.

Chuck Dee

N I C E.

Hugh Eckert

I love how Hot Dan is still unforgivably nerdy and himself despite his other changes since high school I also love Renee's everything

Lana Del Prey

"Didn't nobody cry at his funeral. Just said 'Lucky motherfucker.' "

Todd Ellner

Okay, this is wonderful. I look forward to them having fun, and seeing where this goes.

MiaKitty

Dehydrated Dan!

Shawn K. Younkin

I love the double peace signs from Hot Dan in the first panel.

Shawn K. Younkin

tomorrow: Aurelia making eggs for Clinton and Elliot; Elliot makes buttery croissants for Clinton and Aurelia. Clinton doesn’t want to drink the milkshakes, reminds him of MommyMilkers420.

Miyaa

NICE

Mindi Young

Ave atque vale, Daniel.

William Cole

NICE

Spacey02111

NICE

Scott Vogel

"Was THAT your A-game??" "That was a *dissertation*."

TubaGinger

He's Fucked Dan now

C-Cubed

"How would you like to die?" Tyrion Lannister:

darklion

Shitty Dan? Nah, now a days we call him Shriveled Dan.

Joel Bateman

😳

Daniel Blom Paulsen

If you gotta go, go with a smile.

Ted Van Roekel

woo hoo!

Vic or Vyxter

ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 is screwed In all the best ways

Absentia

...BONEboneBOOOOOOOOOONE!

Gary Sumners

The safe word is “Oh WTF please mercy please!”

Andrew

😎 👍 Nice.

Vilinda

Re-niceeee

Lord Crusade

Uh...I mean, if things don't work out with Cool Dan, you can have MY number Renee...

Jaron Mortimer

SMASH

doorbender

MAKIN THAT PULL-OUT GAME WEAK!

Yelling Bird

Death by Snu Snu is how so many of us wish to go. Shitty Dan, in honor of your sacrifice, I hereby promote you to "Dan".

Anthony Gaglianese

F

Celine Chamberlin

Nice callback to Dora and Tai's big encounter. Been nice knowing you Dan.

Michael Boettger

Noice.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

That’s how I want to go.

EnterTheHero

Nice.

Max D S

An honor to go this way.

GodsInTheCogs

F

Hope