Free Milk

If the pockets aren't sticking out the bottom, the shorts are too long.

awgiedawgie

Say what you will, HER outfit has POCKETS.

Kyle Rudy

I signed up for this...literally.

ValdVin

DAMMIT BONER!!! We are not doing this! ......>sigh<..... Fine we will do this when I get home from work,

my god

Jeph's making jokes, but I wouldn't say there could never been a "So I married a cow." Anime.

Kuragari

Well, darn it. I think bleatings was funnier but that would imply sheep fetish.

dcy665 .

oh dear

CaseyAEC

doja cat 2.0

Welp. Guess I have a new fetish. Thanks. I hate it.

Áine Yore

Does the computer that renders the avatar's clothing have a shorts circuit?

Jeff W

Jeph confirmed furry

Phase Raccoon

Aaand now that song is suck in my head, thanks Jeph..

neriek

cursed

What was the name of the minotaur's mother in Greek myth again? The one who had a cow suit built so she could get down with the king's prize bull? This stuff is as old as humanity.

TwoRavens

I was thinking more InCase

I find this after just watching Greasy Tales “What if your mom was an anime”.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Wait, are we 100% sure this isn't Oglaf? (I like it)

Am I the only one thinking Rule 34 are gonna have an absolute field day with this? Wait... field day... hehehehehe...

Bollthorn

You may have anudder.

Shane Wegner

Bwahaha! Perfect.

Jeff Brown

I've always known I was fur-curious ever since Disney's Robinhood. Also, Gadget.

n0s482

Four glasses of milk, four.....thirsty guys off to the side. ^_^

Welp, I’ll be able to sleep well tonight. No way my nightmares top this...

William Stark

Honestly I unironically love that she went for the quadraboob If you are gonna be a Mommy Milkers cow, at least have an udder lol

Cryo

Thank you, Jeph

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

Jeph...why

Ben French

I CAN'T POSSIBLY BEAT IT ANY HARDER!

Yelling Bird

This is a sin. A dark and terrible sin. What hell has the careless hand of man unleashed.

Nick Gilbert

I hadn't read the comic in a few days and then This arrived in my inbox. I was so confused hahaha

I want more beatings

Carin Maja Brooks

If these are the beatings, I'm going to lie about my morale

Carin Maja Brooks

Milchtoberfest!

Edmund Schweppe

I joined your Patreon for this. To put it mildly, it did not disappoint.

ValdVin

I initially hated the term mummy milkers, but this comic is making me warm to it!

Nick Hodgson

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

Grace Kieser

we hates you, jeph jacques

jimbo

It suddenly occurred to me that if this individual actually existed she would suffer from debilitating back pain her whole life.

Matthew Van Gangelen

*facepalm*

Jason Zions

I'm dying XD

Onyx

Now this is truly making me feel like a patron of the arts.

Aleks

Also, my roommate has a visceral distaste for the term Mommy Milkers which made the reactions to the new Resident Evil thing horrible... Yes, I shared this week's comics with her. 😈

Granite

I guess a new "Rule of the Internet" is that every digital artist will eventually do something furry. Though I guess we crossed that bridge at 1526. 😆

Granite

I'm not sure how I feel about this

Wooly50

That moment when QC blends in with the furry content I back...

Sezoxeufu

Google: how do I delete other people's posts

MikeT

Terrific art, but incredible cursèd. Thank you.

Penny Gotch

I just can't stop laughing.

Kyle Rudy

Good question. I think so, as I don't think creatures with paws are explicitly forbidden, so she would just be considered an animal with cloven hooves. If she had both cloven and uncloven hooves, that's when the question might get tough

Nicholas Kratzer

This is a surreal and bizarre turn I didn't expect from QC, and I am all for it! I am loving every second of this.

Nicholas Kratzer

I don't know what it says about me that my thoughts immediately went to: "Well, she has cloven hooves, but she also has paws. Is she kosher?"

Yonatan Zunger

Well, my idea of a virtual YouTuber is what Ami Yamato does - certainly not big $$$ business...

Leak

TIL: VGCats gets updated once a year now - I had totally given up on it...

Leak

TIL about a website. To think I'd just thought FA was the main place for that kinda thing

at0m

Because of scrolling, I saw this before I saw the comic. I was well confused. Actually, I can’t say I am any less confused now.

Beck Archer

so mayn people discovered a new fetish thanks to this pic. this is your legacy Jeph.

Absentia

Is that what we're calling them, now?

Valraven

"I hope this doesn't awaken something in me..." Oh who am I kidding?

Crotchboobs or GTFO!

Populuxe

People on the website have no idea what goes on behind the Patreon paywall.

Populuxe

Roll for Fortitude. 2. Welp, I'm just going to prep my local mental health clinic. They're never going to believe this. Jeph, you'll be a reference for me, right?

Anthony Gaglianese

...I become increasingly terrified I'm the only person in this comment section to have actually seen Hololive.

Eric Burns-White

Why was I udderly not surprised to find this in my email today

Livy N

The law of averages dictates that there is a very good chance someone has done a spit-take while drinking milk when they opened their browser and saw this. My one comfort is knowing that it wasn't me.

kupo

Jeph Jaques, you'll pay for your crimes one day! In the meantime, I'll pay for your crimes monthly.

Johnny M

It occurs to me that in this world,.. an AI could see this and decide to have a frame built to these specs. (Imagining the AI knocking on Clintons door,...... (His mom wouldn't sweat it,....)

Darnel D Cooper

Don't think I haven't noticed that the splotch nearest her heart is shaped like a heart. I noticed.

Shane Wegner

Here's an ancient VGcats that is exploring this comics space. But this is like... 12 years old. 1 year= 1 century in webcomics time. This is like Benedictine Scrolls of humanoid anthropomorphic cow milk representation: https://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=134 Edit: Did I say 12 I MEANT SEVENTEEN.

Shane Wegner

Morale: Still not improved, but it's getting there

Bagge

I am having SUCH a great time with this arc, Jeph. THANK YOU!

Joseph Bonnar

There once was a milf who got real stoned She went online and her mind got blown And then she made the cows come home So pull, my milkmaids, pull!

Hugh Eckert

I keep having to explain what I'm looking at when my kids see what's on the screen. "This isn't what it looks like, kids. There's this guy on the internet called Jeph..."

nine

This is bad. You are a bad person for doing this....also do higher tiers get the NSFW stuff like on Prywinko's page?

William Etheridge

Stop that

Brian

Jesus Christ almighty!

Rebecca

Soon may the UdderMom stream To bring us cheesecake made with cream One day, we'll connect to Steam To load our save and play!

Hugh Eckert

Patrons increase by 2000, and 500 furries suddenly realized they were furries.

Back to the salt mine with you!

Mark Thomas

Bravo sir. But we definitely need a poster of your patreon only stuff.

Michael Boettger

Confirmed! Jeph is a secret furry and this is his fursona!

Drakoo Dreamer

Can we please get a full KMFDM cover of "Free Your Milk"????

I did not think you could top Marten's mom being a dom, yet here we are. Also now I really do need them to meet. Also now Marten and Clinton can bond over having wierd moms.

Julie Scott

😂

Joke's on you, I'm into this sh%t.

Derek Leader

How do I upgrade to the Patreon tier which DOESN'T get this :)

Stephen Wells

Are there more of her? Asking for me.

Shawn K. Younkin

I shall carry on in your stead!!

Shawn K. Younkin

One-uddered is more like it!! XD

Shawn K. Younkin

To be more biologically accurate to cows would be my guess.

Shawn K. Younkin

Which post was this, not asking for a friend... asking for me.

Shawn K. Younkin

She is a sweet looking moma

Kyle Major

Very important questions: 1. Is she a vegetarian? 2. How did she get the milk into those glasses so elegantly? 3. Where did she get that cute haircut?

Mad Marie

Somewhere, Yelling Bird had spontaneously combusted in delight. (Unfortunately, he’ll regenerate at 12:01 GMT tomorrow.)

Miyaa

Anthropomorphization is tricky...hooves in the back, hands in the front, human breasts, but doubled in number in homage to the udder.

Mad Marie

Considering she’s banged a non-zero number of college students whom Clinton has at least has tutored, I’d lean towards being a wicked yet thoroughly aware troll. She’s probably has even done the hooters goof.

Miyaa

It’s already gone udder.

Mad Marie

Milkmaid? More like milfmaid

fluffy

Oh heck

fluffy

She asked if he wanted to stream w/ him!!

Shawn K. Younkin

More like free milf amirite fellas

Solomon Garland

She brought the milk to deal with all this fuckin thirst

Shaun

You mean “The milkings will continue until morale improves” 😛

Kayarelle

jeph no

I heard this in a British accent

Zwischen_Welten

I am ridiculously into this

BioYuGi

Pretty sure most of her fans aren't milk*maids*.

Ack

oh damn, she's a furry ;p and a kinky one.

Omo

Well, their snake/mongoose/shark girls have only a pair of boobs each, so they're pretty tame, sure.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Fresh-squeezed milk, anyone?

BobC

So, Jeph is pivoting to furry art now? Not that I'm complaining, necessarily

Jessi Lloyd

or moorale imprhooves?

kaitou

Well... lotta boys in the yard now, eh?

Obliviontoad

I can't believe you've done this

Errol Lobo

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Now you're just milking it ... and I knew the moment I wrote this, that it was a mistake, but I have to get it out of my head.

Peter Jensen

Sigh, take my stupid Tier 3 Subscription. Welcome to the character you'll always be remembered for, Jeph.

Shane Wegner

Don't care if it's the fifth post. This was the first thing I saw and it was udderly unexpected. (Scrolled down to the comic and got the context)

Chris Gallaty

😱

Morgan Byrd

Not that’s some “Questionable Content” 😳

Bonnie Fiddis

This comment section is weak and would not survive furry Twitter. This is the tamest thing I've ever seen (Not a fan of the quad-tits, but I appreciate the dedication to the joke)

Amy Cheuka

Moo-rale imp-hooves.....

I should be looking at cow milf... But I'm sorry, the comment reminds me too much of my fav youtuber, so I'm now thinking of an old gnome and warships... Damn memory association!

Thisguy

Eh, weirdness is the main reason I tune in. Go for it Jeph!!

Are there more of her? Asking for a friend :3

fox682

this happens at most twice a year

lin sanderson

*maniacally cackling* I thoroughly appreciate the level of trolling on display this week.

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

I miss the good ol' days when QC at least pretended to have plot instead of being a constant stream of weirder and weirder fetish art

Michał Matyas

(Didn't work. The baby AI couldn't figure out where the mouth was.)

Doug DeJulio

I like this and I hate that I like it

Merle Blue

I apologize in advance, but I'm loading this into that "wombo" app *right now*.

Doug DeJulio

oh no

Agnes

(Also, if the beatings continue it's more like "free whipped cream"...)

Leak

Uh, Jeph? It's not exactly "free" if it costs me my sanity...

Leak

I have not regretted becoming Jeph’s patron until now

John Smutko

Internet things.

Gary Walker

After that, I need to go find something decent and pure on the internet... like Oglaf

Jon Guyer

Sir this is a Wendy's.

This is my Patreon username. Many are like it, but this one is mine.

So many dairy puns.

Jennifer Doyle

Also, i like that the tail on this one is upgraded

Thomas Halpin

I'm genuinely surprised that there's nothing of this on e621 yet. I guess there are fewer furry artists supporting QC than i expected.

Thomas Halpin

I can hear all the snickering that went on while you drew and detailed this, Jeph... :-)

David Pipes

I remember the comic VG Cats suddenly disappeared. I checked up on it one day and the creator had switched to drawing furry porn instead. He then had a total emotional breakdown. Just sayin.

Spoogle McGee

With so much milk available, how is it I am MORE thirty now? XD

Ngrasta

To teach us that it's completely okay to enjoy ourselves and each other in whatever fashion makes us happy?

Nutjob

"You want more tits? Fine!"

Dylan T

I, personally, am most amused by the millennials and Gen Zs who seem to believe they invented furries, boobs, and lactation fetishes.

KCkittysnores

I actually like this a lot in like an aesthetic sort of way

The Shadow's Lair

At least you've got something to fall back on if this webcomic business goes under.

Yamtaggler

Bestie I cannot emotionally handle this today ✋🏾

cakecake

I feel like this is going to get someone arrested. “Look what this sicko is into!”

Matthew Van Gangelen

Sorry Total Recall lady; you’ve literally been one-upped.

Thanks I hate it. (Continues patreon subscription)

Joseph

that was one of the more disturbing images ive seen this week ... brilliant

Rik Kershaw-Moore

This was an udderly ridiculous post.

I bow to your superior trolling skills Jeph. Well done.

Lyman Green

Curious why she went with the quad-stack instead of a single udderly enormous pair... I'm guessing clipping-issues on-screen.

Molly McAllister

The waitstaff at Uudders Milk Bar...

Christopher Heiny

That’s what we get for nonstop asking Jeph for more lewdness in QC. And frankly I think it’s what we deserve.

Tim Weber

I think it’s admirable that every time we think Jeph couldn’t possibly be more of a troll to us he always takes it one step further. I can’t thank you for this, but I salute you.

RadiusUlna

First it was hot humans. Then hot robots. Now hot furries? Jeph, what are your evil plans?

Joel Bateman

Every other commenter is a hater #TeamMilkmaids

capnsoapy

It's a good start.

Molly McAllister

Jeph why.

Zachary Faulkner

Ba-aa!

Molly McAllister

I can't decide if Aurelia is a naive mom or a wicked but thoroughly aware troll but I am leaning towards the latter.

Douglas E. Smith

Raisin Bran promised two scoops of raisins. She promises four cups... Of milk.

comparing your partron earnings as a webcomic artist to furry artists are we?

Sally Fields

you know Jeph, if this webcomic thing doesn't work out for you, you could make a decent living as a furry artist

LH

My moral has improved sir, but you can keep beating anyway...

Bryan S.

I wasn't expecting this. I am hoping for Clinton's cow model next. Just for his "Mom why?" look.

Scott Vogel

This is just getting udderly ridiculous now, Jeph. Moove on.

That'sSoRevan

Land of ten thousand nopes

Matthew Harris

Words fail. Fortunately.

Matt Grayson

Bleating will continue until morale improves

Thank you sir, can we have another?

Moose3rd

So... will there be merch of this? A plushie perhaps, or maybe a dakimakura? Asking for a friend.

LifeSizeTeddyBear

So when's the e621 username reveal coming jeph

Dave, Duke of Fridges

I believe you'll have to continue with the beating!

nirev

Nope. Failed my SAN check.

Ted Van Roekel

Who's up for a random excursion into 1000 strips of da(i)r(y)ing in-game footage like this?

Ralf Paul

This is moooving.

Rob A

...why? Nightmare fuel right there.

Well SOMEthing is getting beaten.

Chris Keiser

The entire previous 4489 strips were just an elaborate set up right?

Udderly ridonkulous... o_O;;

Leak

Wonderful!

MiaKitty

There is no possible way Aurela doesn't know what she's doing with that avatar. So why is she inviting her son into her kink?

gaijin 99

Hey Jeph, thanks for this high quality patreon only content. Truly we are having a better experience than the sad website goers could even imagine.

Jeph my dms are open if you need a chat x

Jeph. I’m trying to eat here, at a Denny’s!

Miyaa

I look at this picture and feel like I've seen something I wasn't supposed to

Dylan T

Jeph damnit I was just about to go to bed, now its going to be in my nightmares

Maugrim

THE DOUBLE DOWN

Mitchel Huffa

Oh my lord... I... I... Of course Clinton's mom would be a vtuber. *facedesks*

I have no words...

Simpin4Holo

I approve of this.

Joseph Smith

I'm not sure why I needed this in my life but here we are 😂

Waffles the Mooose

Jeph....

Morgan

Jeph you magnificent b*****d

Matthew Graf

Wow.

Consider me beaten...

Stuart Telfer

I just became lactose intolerant. 🤣

Chris Driggers

I just can't even...

JD