Ollie facts!
Added 2020-12-30 02:22:59 +0000 UTC
OLLIE FACTS:
1) he is a Smooth Collie! They're like Lassie but with short hair. They still shed a LOT
2) he goes to doggy daycare twice a week and pretty much sleeps the rest of the time
3) he hansom
4) he is a HUGE CHICKEN. He's too scared to jump in the car or go down our staircase on his own
5) he LOVES LOUD NOISES. It's really weird. If a big truck goes by, or there's someone using a jackhammer, etc, he is SUPER INTO IT
6) he has a SENSITIVE STOMACH. If he eats pretty much anything other than one specific kind of dog food (a fish and rice blend) and a small amount of treats (bread, dog treats, etc) he gets awful poops. We live in the city, which means he occasionally finds STREET FOOD and it leads to PROBLEMS
7) he LOVES CATS. He does not understand why the neighborhood cats don't love him back :(
8) his feet smell like popcorn
9) we didn't realize "Ollie" was part of "collie" until several weeks after we had named him, lol
10) he loves it when other dogs come visit, but if he sees me petting any dog who is not him, he will shove them out of the way because HE is the only person who I am supposed to pet
11) sometimes he farts and startles himself
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Ísabel Pirsic
2021-01-01 23:53:03 +0000 UTC
Much of this is relatable but especially #11
Pejo
2021-01-01 06:14:28 +0000 UTC
please tell Ollie i love him!!
2021-01-01 02:05:40 +0000 UTC
I was under the impression that Ollie stands for 'Oll Leg'
Tim Williams
2020-12-31 04:02:59 +0000 UTC
He farts and startles himself? So he gets fartled?
Yelling Bird
2020-12-30 23:18:25 +0000 UTC
I would die for Ollie
Cole Blackblood
2020-12-30 22:15:30 +0000 UTC
Jeph, thank you for taking time during your vacation to share! Ollie is awesome! I hope you had a wonderful holiday, and an amazing New Year!
Mooster
2020-12-30 21:10:35 +0000 UTC
Ollie is a dreamboat.
Ted Hobgood
2020-12-30 18:00:14 +0000 UTC
As long as Jeph didn’t cheat on him and give Cosmo any pets.
Bruce Steinberg
2020-12-30 17:43:31 +0000 UTC
Great Ollie Facts. On the dietary one, my Labrador has a similar issue which appeared to be a food allergy. After multiple attempts, we found a brand made of salmon and ancient grains that had no chicken by products and no corn (not even as filler or stabilizer) and that was the magic that made him have normal poop consistency and no more goopy eyes. The downside is that it's one of the more expensive brands...but it's the price I'm willing to pay for dietary harmony.
Bartley J Drood
2020-12-30 17:16:19 +0000 UTC
Don't all dogs feet smell like popcorn?
2020-12-30 16:34:47 +0000 UTC
I'm here for this!
2020-12-30 16:16:11 +0000 UTC
Subscribes to Ollie facts.
2020-12-30 15:53:27 +0000 UTC
<3 what a good boy! I know I am a child but I can't stop laughing at "sometimes he farts and startles himself"
Chelsea
2020-12-30 14:51:45 +0000 UTC
12) He is a good boy <3
Eric Sieck
2020-12-30 14:24:48 +0000 UTC
Very Good Boy <3
Sheri Spangenberg
2020-12-30 13:36:45 +0000 UTC
I know it is for me. Err, I mean, for my dog. >.>
FuryoftheStars
2020-12-30 13:31:03 +0000 UTC
lol
Rogers George
2020-12-30 12:42:30 +0000 UTC
The best long boi
Rat Mann
2020-12-30 11:58:07 +0000 UTC
I once had a cat whose paws smelled like ginger biscuits.
Penny Gotch
2020-12-30 10:27:26 +0000 UTC
I love this long boy
capnsoapy
2020-12-30 09:13:23 +0000 UTC
My dog used to slip on my (fake) wood floors and refused to walk on them without an escort (he needs to walk across a wood floor to go out to the back yard). I tried rugs, but he refused to walk on those too. Then my vet told me about toe grips (the brand I use is Dr. Buzby's). My boy hasn't slipped once since we started using toe grips and is no longer afraid of walking across the floor.
2020-12-30 08:25:52 +0000 UTC
I mean... Same on 11.
Aran Fielder
2020-12-30 08:08:28 +0000 UTC
That is a pointyface's pointyface.
OldGoat
2020-12-30 08:05:05 +0000 UTC
When we first met, my partner would startle at her own snores ...
Lars Gottlieb
2020-12-30 07:22:47 +0000 UTC
Awe, what a good boy.
Vanestus
2020-12-30 07:13:16 +0000 UTC
If your staircase is smooth (like wood or stone) many dogs get scared of that because they slip. My dog once slipped hard on our linoleum and after that he wouldn't walk on it, he needed to have rugs put in.
darklion
2020-12-30 06:51:15 +0000 UTC
baby
JPGer
2020-12-30 05:50:45 +0000 UTC
We had labs! Their paws smelled like Fritos! Maybe oily snack foods is a common thread?
will davison
2020-12-30 05:24:09 +0000 UTC
Hello, Ollie! Our dog is often startled by her farts, too.
Hugh Eckert
2020-12-30 05:13:02 +0000 UTC
Had no idea that Ollie was a smooth collie--for some reason (maybe the angle of some of his pics?) I thought that he was a greyhound or part greyhound.
Thomas A. Dennis
2020-12-30 04:32:11 +0000 UTC
Bark woof woof woof bark woof
doorbender
2020-12-30 04:16:40 +0000 UTC
Except for the loud noises part, you’ve described my dog too 😂
What a good boy!
2020-12-30 04:16:13 +0000 UTC
Now this is the content I signed up for! :D
Spacey02111
2020-12-30 04:12:20 +0000 UTC
Such a good pointy boi!
Erin Hartshorn
2020-12-30 04:01:54 +0000 UTC
Always amused when my dogs would scare themselves from farts. Literally wake themselves up from a fart to a barking fit searching for what came out of their butts
Ami
2020-12-30 04:01:06 +0000 UTC
My family had a dog who may have been a smooth collie. She would wake up and stare at her back end if she farted. If she farted a second time, she'd bolt. She was afraid of just about anything it was possible to be afraid of, including dolls, statues, loud sounds, soft sounds, insects, and birds. She wasn't afraid of cats though and would try to befriend them, usually unsuccessfully.
Pete Hanson
2020-12-30 03:58:14 +0000 UTC
This may be my new favorite post.
That Blair Guy
2020-12-30 03:55:00 +0000 UTC
Is he scared of the stairs; or whats at the bottom? 😞
Bryan Stopp
2020-12-30 03:37:58 +0000 UTC
1. You’ve been struck by... A smooth collie criminal
3. Yes, yes he is.
4. and 6. Are these typical of the breed? Or just to your doggo in particular?
10. "Thou shalt have no other dogs before me, for I am a jealous dog".
Duke
2020-12-30 03:34:52 +0000 UTC
Hey, we named one of our cats Abby before we realized what "tabby" referred to.
Petsinwinter
2020-12-30 03:21:11 +0000 UTC
What a beautiful pointi boi!
Joseph Bonnar
2020-12-30 03:20:00 +0000 UTC
He is the best boi <3
Robin
2020-12-30 03:18:03 +0000 UTC
Hey, my cat's feet also smell like popcorn
Salodni Ikkis
2020-12-30 03:12:34 +0000 UTC
This is the best list I’ve ever read! <3 popcorn feet!
2020-12-30 03:11:43 +0000 UTC
<3
2020-12-30 03:09:36 +0000 UTC
Startle farts are a real thing! (our doggo does that all the time too)
Joshua T Corbin
2020-12-30 03:09:00 +0000 UTC
Awww. Our dog Pete also gets startle farts, and his feet smell like Fritos. I love Ollie lore!
2020-12-30 03:08:05 +0000 UTC
this is the deep Ollie lore that I crave
Onedavewreckingcrew
2020-12-30 03:03:33 +0000 UTC
Yay! Good Doggo!
John Fiala
2020-12-30 02:51:47 +0000 UTC
Aww yes, that's the good deep Ollie lore ...
Peter Jensen
2020-12-30 02:51:00 +0000 UTC
Left the best fact until last! Well done.
Andrew Mitchell
2020-12-30 02:49:00 +0000 UTC
<3 such a good dog. deserves all the pets.
Ashley Thomas
2020-12-30 02:48:13 +0000 UTC
That is adorable and absolutely made my day.
kaseido
2020-12-30 02:47:41 +0000 UTC
Also re #6 we discovered that random-chicken-bones-on-the-sidewalk-season started today 😒
Magic Chopstick Games
2020-12-30 02:45:00 +0000 UTC
Do you have wood/hard surface stairs? Our pupper was terrified of going down the stairs until we put little carpet treads on them
Magic Chopstick Games
2020-12-30 02:42:54 +0000 UTC
Awww, he's gorgeous! Doggos are the best.
fixxnfoxy
2020-12-30 02:41:14 +0000 UTC
Ollie I would commit murder on your behalf
2020-12-30 02:41:03 +0000 UTC
Excellent! I see some dog things I am aware of others not. I like learning about other dogs. Dogs are the best
Lyman Green
2020-12-30 02:38:46 +0000 UTC
Friends had a mastiff. The dog was allergic to meat protein. It wasn’t pretty when he detoured from his diet. Very expensive, dog specific, rice puffs were his main diet.
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
2020-12-30 02:37:36 +0000 UTC
Fartles himself!
Thomas Halpin
2020-12-30 02:37:16 +0000 UTC
OLLIE FACTS!!!!!!!!!!! 💛💛🐶💛💛
Bruce Steinberg
2020-12-30 02:34:18 +0000 UTC
11. Fartles
Adam with two As, a D, and an M
2020-12-30 02:33:55 +0000 UTC
Your heart's been struck by // your heart's been hit by // a smooth collie boi :D
Ye Olde Phart
2020-12-30 02:33:15 +0000 UTC
I love him even more now.
gatherer818
2020-12-30 02:32:50 +0000 UTC
#11 ONE OF US... ONE OF US...
Shannon Traska
2020-12-30 02:32:10 +0000 UTC
Oh my!
Sparky
2020-12-30 02:30:44 +0000 UTC
I love him he's perfect
Jackie Horn
2020-12-30 02:28:53 +0000 UTC
12) We all love Ollie very much, thank you.
Samantha Yeaman
2020-12-30 02:28:34 +0000 UTC
I grew up next door to a collie who was best friends with a cat. I wonder if it's a general feature of collies?
2020-12-30 02:28:26 +0000 UTC
Ollie is beautiful and sounds like a lot of fun!
Alicia Briones
2020-12-30 02:28:17 +0000 UTC
For a long time, one of mine had feet that smelled like cookies,though it seems to have settled in her old age to corn chips. We still call her Cookiefoot sometimes.
Katherine Prewitt
2020-12-30 02:28:03 +0000 UTC
That last one. 😂👏
2020-12-30 02:28:00 +0000 UTC
This made my night, thank you ☺️
Livy N
2020-12-30 02:27:22 +0000 UTC
Our dog can only eat Just Food For Dogs...if he eats anything else it's horrible
PlasticArmyMan
2020-12-30 02:26:48 +0000 UTC
Smooth collie. Now I'm hearing Michael Jackson in my head.
Tudza
2020-12-30 02:26:46 +0000 UTC
These are excellent facts
2020-12-30 02:26:31 +0000 UTC
I feel like 11 is true for all dogs, and some people.
JD
2020-12-30 02:26:06 +0000 UTC
oh poor baby needs to meet my cat Eli, he'll have a new best cat friend IMMEDIATELY.
Glaive
2020-12-30 02:25:59 +0000 UTC
Dog toe beans always smell like popcorn 😭❤️
2020-12-30 02:25:58 +0000 UTC
You forgot fact 12; He's the goodest boy.
Jason
2020-12-30 02:25:56 +0000 UTC
11 made me laugh. Hard.
Ian Robert Pountain
2020-12-30 02:25:54 +0000 UTC
And. He is a Good Boy.
Kevin Hicks
2020-12-30 02:25:53 +0000 UTC
You forgot: He is a very good boi!!
Wonder if he and Cosmo would be friends.
Michael Boettger
2020-12-30 02:25:52 +0000 UTC
11 best fact
orangejuicenut
2020-12-30 02:24:59 +0000 UTC