The conflation of orgies and squirt guns brings to mind a very particular toy . . .
Quantum Cat
2020-12-25 00:02:15 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure there's a shelf or two of human/ai porn/metaphysical/sociological/economic analysis next to where that book came from!
2020-12-24 23:24:56 +0000 UTC
Wasn’t that the title of Alanis Morresette’s first album?
Miyaa
2020-12-24 22:40:18 +0000 UTC
With minor stains.... heh.
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-12-24 21:35:05 +0000 UTC
I was expecting to see a comfy couch in the Horny Vault...
David Pipes
2020-12-24 20:39:02 +0000 UTC
Is it weird that I was kind of hoping to see them open the vault and there would be Emily reading a pile of books? With nobody able to figure out how she got in there.
Will Cuppett
2020-12-24 19:14:06 +0000 UTC
I didn't notice that in the title till just now. Skim fail!
Am Queue
2020-12-24 18:51:11 +0000 UTC
I am reminded of the comic in which Emily has the phrase “barn fart” stuck in her head, like a bat in a microwave.
I assume this was a similar situation for Jeph.
Brian
2020-12-24 17:30:10 +0000 UTC
Can't be sure you aren't trolling, but I'll bite: that's Marten and he's in strip #1, soooooo kinda the opposite of new.
Scott Kenney
2020-12-24 16:31:20 +0000 UTC
for a second I thought you had misspelled "pendulum" but then discovered a new word I didn't know about and am glad for it, thank you.
Eduardo J. Alonso C.
2020-12-24 16:12:39 +0000 UTC
lol i'm diggin the new dude. they're funny
2020-12-24 14:48:41 +0000 UTC
Do not ignore the "pinch point" emblems on your lover.
Nicholas A Wagner
2020-12-24 14:18:55 +0000 UTC
Happy Holidays all.
Marty BlackEagle
2020-12-24 13:32:08 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas, Jeph!
Mark
2020-12-24 12:22:02 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas, Jeph! I hope you enjoy your time away.
Jeffrey Anderson
2020-12-24 10:07:38 +0000 UTC
Merry christmas, Jeph!
Aleks
2020-12-24 09:28:26 +0000 UTC
Merry christmas Jeph!
Lars Gottlieb
2020-12-24 08:05:01 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Jeph! Thanks for being one of the bright spots this year.
Erin Hartshorn
2020-12-24 07:35:41 +0000 UTC
Phuk the postculturists and marxsists...
BobC
2020-12-24 07:12:09 +0000 UTC
So what I hear is that there's an opening on the market for a real horny book about ai and humans fucking.
Call jimbo
Bagge
2020-12-24 05:07:05 +0000 UTC
I totally expect him to have some horrifying realization about sex and Pintsize.
MiaKitty
2020-12-24 04:28:45 +0000 UTC
🤣😂😂
Andrew Mitchell
2020-12-24 03:10:36 +0000 UTC
I first read the title as "pendulum", but fortunately I realized it was QC and looked again. I was not disappointed.
Trip Space-Parasite
2020-12-24 03:09:51 +0000 UTC
"Hey sexy mama, wanna.... KILL ALL THE HUMANS??"
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-12-24 03:05:40 +0000 UTC
Marten in panel 2: https://images.app.goo.gl/55Vvd2vS9oSHkJ6s9
TV4Fun
2020-12-24 03:03:51 +0000 UTC
I've heard the term conversational intercourse ... an orgy of discourse is a new one, though.
Peter Jensen
2020-12-24 03:01:36 +0000 UTC
I'm a cis white grandmother and QC gives me life! Thank you, Jeph!
Blessings all ways and always!
2020-12-24 03:00:20 +0000 UTC
Jeph, you are one amazing human being!!
nirev
2020-12-24 02:59:50 +0000 UTC
Aren't we all?
2020-12-24 02:54:31 +0000 UTC
😒. 😂.
2020-12-24 02:49:56 +0000 UTC
Jeph? Merry Christmas, and may the Christmas Koala bring you what you want and need. :)
Joseph Bonnar
2020-12-24 02:48:03 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas Jeph! =)
2020-12-24 02:36:17 +0000 UTC
That....sounds accurate. Leftists are angry and horny interchangeably
Dylan T
2020-12-24 02:36:09 +0000 UTC
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!
Andrew
2020-12-24 02:34:20 +0000 UTC
Reminds me a joke on Twitter yesterday where computer wants to raid data centers to seize the means of predictions. Which is a very high brow weather forecasting (or any other kind of forecasting) joke.
Miyaa
2020-12-24 02:32:06 +0000 UTC
2020 has been a dumpster fire,but at least qc has been here for us. Thanks Jeph!
....SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!
Caleb Shipley
2020-12-24 02:27:05 +0000 UTC
Workers of the world...unite 😏
Magic Chopstick Games
2020-12-24 02:25:20 +0000 UTC
Triple X-mas. Nice.
Rich Jeanes
2020-12-24 02:25:05 +0000 UTC
"Well, we learned Foucault from that book..."
Frank Wales
2020-12-24 02:20:42 +0000 UTC
put the you know where in the you know what because philosophy is the art of the impossible
SpookyPenguin
2020-12-24 02:20:12 +0000 UTC
Underwhelmed? Ah, can't all be about smut and diodes.
And thanks for another wonderful year Jeph.
Michael Boettger
2020-12-24 02:19:23 +0000 UTC
I’m gonna guess punk.
EnterTheHero
2020-12-24 02:16:42 +0000 UTC
Discourse? More like intercourse, amirite?
Cory Miller
2020-12-24 02:16:12 +0000 UTC
Thanks for great comics, Jeph. Merry Christmas!! 🎄
2020-12-24 02:15:10 +0000 UTC
Are her bangs getting longer?
Summer Sudbrink
2020-12-24 02:14:50 +0000 UTC
Seize the means of reproduction!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-12-24 02:14:36 +0000 UTC
I'm kind of glad I'm not the only one who always thinks "Foucault's Pudendum" at inappropriate moments during otherwise serious discussions.
Yonatan Zunger
2020-12-24 02:14:32 +0000 UTC
Angry Orgy of Discourse would be a great band name...not sure what type of band, but def a great name.
David Perez
2020-12-24 02:13:48 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas Jeph!!! Thanks for making a shit year so much more enjoyable.