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Vulgarization

no one is allowed in the horny vault unsupervised

Vulgarization

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I love that M blushes blue!

I hope this inspires a line of AI/Human valentine's day cards "I want to visit The Horny Vault with you."

Kuragari

Ah, the special section of the library. Always curious what it contains, and how accurate things are in it. And which books have post-its in them saying "don't do this! it is unsafe!"

Wild Card

May? there's something you should know about

jimbo

In my day, the horny vault used to be at the back of the Blockbuster video store!

The IT Guy Eh

The technician who keeps my Dire Wolf running would agree, if House Kurita agents hadn't poisoned him last week.

Joseph Bonnar

If it wasn't, it should be. That's great.

jimfromtx

Many have tried the Horny Vault, but few can stick the landing.

Stephen Wells

As I read this, I suddenly envisioned Bubbles creating a series of instructional videos, 'cause Bubbles is just that kind of helpful. And then my brain stuttered, and got stuck.

Alex Borders

While every other character in the strip arrives to bring them books, coffee, snacks, new body parts etc.

Stephen Wells

I am assuming Brun is Ace at this point, so may be deliberately missing the "hints" here..

David Howe

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2037 - vintage p0rn https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2212 - The Horny Vault.

David Howe

Well, Sven *is* on the rebound now....

David Howe

I am assuming Millie already HAS those in her... personal collection. Mostly PDFs, some graphic novels, then there are the sexy spaceship games...

David Howe

Suddenly, I regret not considering English Lit and Security Studies in college...

David Pipes

When I worked in the Bodleian Library, (Univeristy of Oxford) there was a special floor of the stacks that was sealed off with key cards, and it did contain all the pornography submitted to the library since the 1600’s. since it’s a Deposit library, it gets a copy of every book and magazine published in the UK. This was indeed the Horny Vault.

James Dore

I'll take that expression as a "maybe yes, maybe no; sex is just embarrassing.

Rob McBobson

Brun doesn't have a clue!

Mark

The Horny Vault is Momo's special place. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4034

Mark

I believe Brun and Mille are seated.

Simran Khalsa

I do enjoy Momo's reaction being "omg embarrassed *OVERRIDE: ASSIST THIS*"

Luke McKinney

I did not know that Momo was taller than Brun, much less THAT much taller than Brun

Milayna

I read this page two or three times without seeing that final bit from Millefeuille. When I finally saw it I laughed out loud for a solid 30 seconds

This is the questionable content I subscribe for

Bagge

....something something hardware?

Bagge

That's why she's saying it's not nessecary to go to the vault

Bagge

Momo gets the subtext as does Millefeuille.

Bagge

GO TO HORNY JAIL!

Shane Wegner

Myomer is the synthetic fiber that powers the muscles of BATTLEMECHS.

Shane Wegner

The horny vault... interesting. Is there a waiver one must sign?

Damien

That's what the stacks, conference room, reading nook, beanbag area, bathrooms, janitor closet, other conference room, balcony, microfiche room, front desk (after hours only), Tai's desk (any time), and reading tables are for!

Shane Wegner

This also implicitly answers a question about whether Millefeuille's interest was horny or not. I'm going to take that final facial expression as a "yes."

Yonatan Zunger

For a moment I was thinking Brun is gonna be mad when she figures out she's getting crushed on *again*, but now I feel like the twist is she's gonna realize it's cool and exciting when it's someone she's actually into

David Jackson

THE HORNY VAULT I HAVE BEEN REMISS IN MY LIBRARY PATRONAGE

Minzoku Bokumetsu

o.o

darklion

I get the feeling that The Horny Vault is a Momo creation. University libraries just shelve that stuff like the rest of the books. 😂

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

The hyperfixation is real

Dylan T

The Horny Vault is a magical place that only shows you smut that appeals to you.

Captain Button

^ The Horny Vault: Just one of the special perks of being in the Library Guild in high school. #BookwormsRock

What if the real horny vault was the friends they made along the way

Adam Friedlander

Dang it, after decades of going to libraries, I never knew that had horny closest. It's just my dumb luck to learn about this during covid when my library is closed :(

Bartley J Drood

The keycard is so you won't catch people fuckin' in there.

Gary Walker

Momo's irises are uncoloured in panel two! It would have kinda made sense if it had been in panel three; she went pale with her eyes before blushing with her face!

Hope for joy

Sparky

Pandora's last name was Turing, obviously.

Noise

OPEN THE HORNY VAULT

Hugh Eckert

That’s the first rule of the horny vault!

Andrew

Isn't that like locking a mouse in a cheese factory?

I vote that if there are ever Patreon exclusive bonus comics, that the first one is more about the horny vault. Also still waiting for the detail comic for May's new body.

JD

I want to know more about the Horny Vault.

Joel Bateman

"Shut up". Subtle.

Sleepy John

I am now renaming a certain folder on my computer “The Horny Vault.”

Populuxe

well damn, now we definitely have to visit the horny vault. we'e not going to leave a pandora box like that go unopened!

jimbo

She’s trying her best to be helpful. 🤣

VGreenGoblinV

The books in the Horny Vault are just the novelizations of the smut game Millefeuille was playing previously.

Clifton Royston

Ws this playing during Momo's moment in panel 3? https://youtu.be/cOy6hqzfsAs

Scott Gagon

No no Millie, it might be! We don't know that yet!

Fart Captor

Also, they have a "SHUT UP" sign instead of a "quiet please" sign, and I totally respect that XD

Mark Thomas

Lies! That is T.OT.A.L.L.Y. NECESSARY

Mark Thomas

Hey! no telling civilians about the horny vault!

David F

Definitely thinking at some point Momo & May are going to cross the lewdness spectrum.

Miyaa

And know which numerical part of the Fibonacci sequence you have to press if you accidentally get locked in the Horny Vault.

Miyaa

I think Momo's eyes are missing some color in panel 2

But Brun still hasn't noticed.

Andrew Mitchell

Momo's eyes going uncolored in panel 2 would have been perfect in 3!

Dustin Sollick

Would consider upping my tier to Horny Vault tier.

Miyaa

So do you need two simultaneous keycards to open the Horny Vault?

Captain Button

Momo understands

dirtknight

I love Momo.

Andrew L Butula

if we never cut away and just had these two forever, i would be okay with that...

runrin

"The Horny Vault" would be an excellent name for a QC Slipshine series, huh

This is the quality content I subscribe for 🤣

Gordon Johnson

Milliefeuille definitely knows. Brun definitely doesn't.

Cody Renton

Is the Horny Vault gonna be the new Patreon tier?

Spoiler: It’s actually Momo’s locker.

Andrew

something something Wetware.

Spoogle McGee

dumb thots get locked in the horny vault for their crimes

Tamara Macadam

Says you. *reaches for decoder*

Timothy Roller

I like where Momo's mind went there. Wonder if she uses those for her Momo/Sven fan fic?

Michael Boettger

/bonk

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