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Left/Right

no your OTHER left

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Not a lengthened bone. Her leg was damaged by a cloaked Emu, and had a temporary patch. This is the full repair.

Joseph Bonnar

Was it ever explained why Millie is getting a lengthened bone in just one leg?

Ralph

I heard of that!

Rose Mary Heiman

Yep. That's me. Tell me to turn left at the gas station means that about half the time I'll go right... What DOES work? Turn to your wristwatch, turn away from your wristwatch. Go figure.

Joseph Bonnar

Fair joke, my cousin got knee surgery a few years agoand the nurses wrote "NOT THIS LEG" in sharpie on the healthy one.

It predates the Matrix by quite a while. My mother used that line when dealing with her dyslexic eldest son (which would be me).

James Redekop

Have you ever considered NOT casually objectifying women?

KCkittysnores

Hahaha. Common words in my household: no your other left.

Rose Mary Heiman

Damn, and Bubbles played along with the "Code Fuchsia" joke

Ace

Honestly I like that doctors are humble enough to do that. There was a story floating around about a teenage kid who was having an operation like that and he wrote "yes" and "no" on the appropriate legs, then started fucking around and writing "not here either" or "it's the leg! the leg!!" or whatnot all over his body, he even got his mom to turn him over and write, like, "what are you even doing here? turn me over" on his back and stuff, and the doctors told him after that the operation was delayed for half an hour because they couldn't stop laughing

Ace

Faye. No.

drone r0m-3

We’re facing the same direction!

Haunted Hermit

"My left or your left?"

Ken

"No you're other left!" Anyone else remember this from the Matrix?

Cynical Tea Drinker

(' v ')

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Yup, that's probably what Jeph's setting us up for.

OldGoat

ah, the famous Faye bedside manner

Bagge

Panel 2: β€œ... by having Brun massage your butt.” Fixed that for you.

Andrew

Bubbles is AWESOME.

Katrina Urmson

brun gonna rub her leg.

runrin

seriously, Faye, that's bad. Don't do that.

Thomas Halpin

Faye, you jerk. ;-)

Hugh Eckert

"Faye did not work on her bedside manner..."

Grace Kieser

Pretty sure it's "tolerate"

Grace Kieser

Faye likes working on mechanical stuff, but when the mechanical stuff is self-aware, this type of procedure puts them more in the category robotic medical staff. The long and short of it is, Faye needs to work on her bedside manner.

Czarzhan

Sad part is there's a reason that doctors make you mark which arm or leg you're about to have operated on with a Sharpie before the operation. And they have to initial it.

Daniel S

A new type of percussive maintenance?

Captain Button

Be a butt, get kicked in the butt.

Adam Friedlander

Left....right....either or, they're both attached to some pretty sweet robot booty. Distraction is understandable and inevitable.

Anthony Gaglianese

He drew it left first though....

Shawn K. Younkin

I trust Jeph. He drew it right.

Edward Clayton Andrews

PTSD, if I remember correctly...

GearaDoga

Faye you asshole lol

Joel Bateman

Yup, Faye and I have "low pranks" in common. I got mine while in the US Navy. Where'd she get hers?

BobC

Faye is the little shit that we know and . . . what was the other one?

Inappropes, Faye

Eric Sieck

Bad joke Faye. And I approve of Bubble's therapy suggestions. And later on we'll see Brun massaging Millie's leg for her.

Michael Boettger

Oh my god Faye that's so uncool X3 But hey, maybe the best way to work out that joint will be to do some exercises. Like some twerking? Take that new big ass of hers, slip on some gym shorts, buckle down and crank it while rubbing up against something firm to stimulate everything! That makes sense.

BioYuGi

Agents of chaos gonna cause chaos? 😁

Chris Weigert

Faye ._. why?

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