Pissballs 2020
Added 2020-01-30 02:12:13 +0000 UTCpiss
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Senator pissballs is a good name for a senator, or a representative goverment man. at least, it spokes truth in his/her name.
2020-02-02 14:39:05 +0000 UTCSincerely: campaign tee, please? Or a button! I could get away with a button at work for a looonnnng time!
Sarah Schnell
2020-01-31 13:34:40 +0000 UTCPissballs 2020... finally a candidate I can support.
William Karr
2020-01-31 02:48:45 +0000 UTCI'm kind of sad to realize that of all the characters, I'm most like May in cynicism. But I'm 20-30 years older than these characters, so I suppose it's appropriate? Still sad.
Ted Van Roekel
2020-01-31 02:47:25 +0000 UTCI feel like a lot of people are overlooking the fact that May is turning down a chance at a functional body for herself, at least in part, because she wants Roko to have the best chance possible at changing the system for others in her situation. It's a remarkably selfless attitude.
2020-01-31 02:05:10 +0000 UTCWinslow probably does, though he also probably read the manual. Momo might, though when acquiring that body money was an issue so it's probably just standard features. As for May, it might be a crapshoot in what features she has and what works as she might have a "good model" just a "bad unit" (also if that's the case the manufacturer could have made tweaks to disable certain features before putting the body in the bargain bin to avoid somebody fixing and flipping it)
Vlanoik
2020-01-30 20:23:37 +0000 UTCAI factory owner: "as your master, I command you all to vote for me. Pintsize: "This is SUCH a good plan there is no possible downfall with it."
Bagge
2020-01-30 19:43:33 +0000 UTCConsidering Roko is only just getting around to reading her body's manual, I wonder if there is any hidden features in these three's bodies.
Richard
2020-01-30 17:45:55 +0000 UTCLight reflection.
Am Queue
2020-01-30 17:13:00 +0000 UTCWhat is that light streak in Momo’s hair?
Philip D Jones
2020-01-30 16:49:11 +0000 UTC*suspicious wave of AI factory owners getting elected to office* "Who needs gerrymandering when you can literally manufacture your voters??"
Sam Moody
2020-01-30 16:31:21 +0000 UTCNow I have questions about whether AIs have voting rights, how they got voting rights in the first place (cause you know people just wouldn't up and give them to them), how it's determined what location they reside in for voting and census purposes (cause disembodied AIs), what prevents nefarious actors from trying to create more votes by making a ton of AIs, and if AIs have a voting age??? JEPH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
2020-01-30 14:26:18 +0000 UTCSlowly?????
Jeph Jacques
2020-01-30 13:24:29 +0000 UTCSuddenly I'm wondering if Momo and Winslow vote, and I'm a little worried. On the plus side, they'd obviously never vote for anyone who's demonstrated that they're awful. On the minus side, apparently they believe campaign promises from everyone else?
Nancie
2020-01-30 13:13:49 +0000 UTCWatching Jeph slowly radicalize right in front of us.
Griffon
2020-01-30 12:35:36 +0000 UTCMay: Not actually a sociopath.
Chris Crowther
2020-01-30 07:53:13 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/tIsXEkR5OVs
ysth
2020-01-30 07:12:58 +0000 UTC"Ballitics"
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2020-01-30 07:03:08 +0000 UTC"Pee-market Libertarian." I almost spit out my drink and had some of it come up through my nose. I wouldn't have minded either, given I was laughing so hard. LOL. You are -awesome-! Thank you--I absolutely needed that laugh!
Mooster
2020-01-30 06:23:22 +0000 UTCPolitics is stored in the balls.
Diptych
2020-01-30 05:51:13 +0000 UTCYeah, she realises that the system does not just shank her. It shank’s others, and whatever Roko does will help them too.
Thisguy
2020-01-30 05:19:04 +0000 UTCThe blue/red contrast in this strip is amazing
Bagge
2020-01-30 05:06:26 +0000 UTCUrine it to win it!
Thomas Halpin
2020-01-30 04:54:21 +0000 UTCEverybody is MISSING the big picture. Pissballs - Roko in 2020!
Joseph Bonnar
2020-01-30 03:46:57 +0000 UTCThose two are MILITANTLY naive!
Grace Kieser
2020-01-30 03:32:08 +0000 UTCMay speaks truth to innocents
MikeT
2020-01-30 03:24:38 +0000 UTCShe's completely right, but that's also very unselfish of her to think like that.
JD
2020-01-30 03:05:27 +0000 UTCShe's always been realistic.
JD
2020-01-30 03:04:30 +0000 UTCSouth Dakota is proof May is right
Sandrock
2020-01-30 03:00:45 +0000 UTCI eagerly anticipate the Pissballs 2020 merch
2020-01-30 02:55:48 +0000 UTCany resemblance to actual forms of representative government is entirely coincidental
Hope
2020-01-30 02:53:12 +0000 UTCComrade May ♥️
minohoonoo
2020-01-30 02:52:01 +0000 UTCWow. When did *May* become the realistic one?
That Blair Guy
2020-01-30 02:47:19 +0000 UTCIt does kind of look that way visually here, although it was established at some point that Winslow has a crush on Roko
Chelsea
2020-01-30 02:44:31 +0000 UTCOh Winslow...
Derick Huth
2020-01-30 02:39:07 +0000 UTCI believe you can get an online subscription, would that do?
Michael Boettger
2020-01-30 02:34:43 +0000 UTCSo are Momo and Winslow dating yet or what
A sheep
2020-01-30 02:34:13 +0000 UTCFunny, sad, and true.
Wolfger
2020-01-30 02:34:06 +0000 UTCMay has always been a deep thinker. You can't be transgressive if you don't truly understand what you're transgressing!
Matt Grayson
2020-01-30 02:33:17 +0000 UTCOh, wow! May is being so wonderfully mature and looking at the big picture and what Roko is trying to do and what’s best for everyone … I love her so much right now!
Erin Hartshorn
2020-01-30 02:28:38 +0000 UTCIt's definitely not untrue what May compared Winslow and Momo to.
Akashimo Hakubi
2020-01-30 02:27:24 +0000 UTCWinMo sounds like the name of one of those RAM-eating processes that show up in the list when your PC is super slow so you press ctrl-alt-del and you’re never sure if it’s ok to stop it or not...
Mad Marie
2020-01-30 02:24:26 +0000 UTCMoSlow!! Or WinMo!! they both work!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-01-30 02:17:25 +0000 UTCI ship Momo & Winslow. They could raise bunnies and unicorns.
Michael Boettger
2020-01-30 02:15:53 +0000 UTCThis is why I can relate to May. Momo and Winslow are precious, and we must protecc them... but they don't know what life is really like.
Joel Bateman
2020-01-30 02:15:40 +0000 UTCUrine trouble with these pissy politicians.
Edward Clayton Andrews
2020-01-30 02:14:46 +0000 UTCI would like to subscribe to "Horrible Pornography Filthy" monthly.... >.>
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-01-30 02:14:45 +0000 UTCEach day I relate more and more to May.
2020-01-30 02:14:27 +0000 UTCmay :(
Tamara Macadam
2020-01-30 02:14:18 +0000 UTCLoving this allegory
Benzy
2020-01-30 02:14:02 +0000 UTCMay's not wrong.
gatherer818
2020-01-30 02:13:52 +0000 UTC
