Pink Floyd

I agree. I'd love to hear May explanation of having a bad day at work there!

Christopher Beer

I hope she CAN get May a job there. Short of work as a jet plane, I can't think of ANYTHING May would rather have as a day job... aside from the vigorously strenuous career as an independently-wealthy professional Playperson and Pundit. (As in "wealthy playboy" usage, not as a futuristic Playboy employee/'Bunny')

Kerin Schiesser

but is pink floyd pudding vegan?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Pink dildos being "floyded" (thrown against a wall)

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Oh yeah? How about this one: Whatever happened to Faye's first mecha-T-Rex coffeemaker?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

It's very easy to eat my pudding without eating meat. You see, it's possible to make vegan pudding...

Some Ed

I don't know that Jeph had to do that, but he chose to, because he cares. I also like that the robots in this world have blush capability.

Some Ed

I don’t know why I never thought of this sooner

Brian

maybe she should set up a teaming arrangement with Pintsize to seek employment there??

Joe

apologize??!! take a victory lap!! Jeph, the only thing that's killing me now is whether this was a crime of opportunity or whether you've been planning this for months, evilly chuckling all the while ...

Joe

“It depends, May. How do you feel about exploding dildos?”

Comics Ladybird

All in all it's just another prick in the wall.

Chris Foote

"We don't need no masturbation ... we don't need no birth control ... " wait that sounds exactly wrong

Manuel Schumacher

Hi Jeph, new patreon here. I have been enjoying your comic for years and wanted to thank you for the daily happiness you bring into my life.

Sean Rotter

I like that you had to use 'Pink Floyd' as the header to make sure people younger than myself would get the footer. :D I also love that the robots in this world have blush capability!

Kurt Larson

IIRC, he never requested an "enhancement". He only commissioned the parts. He didn't ask to have them attached. That said, your question is still valid.

awgiedawgie

On the other hand, non-profits tend to also rely on a lot of volunteers. I've been "working" for a non-profit for 13 years, and the total amount of money I've made over that time wouldn't pay one month's bills.

awgiedawgie

Puns may indeed be the lowest form of humour, but they <i>are</i> humour, nonetheless.

awgiedawgie

Puns are generally the lowest form of humor. For this, I will make an exception.

Derrik Pates

Just had a thought in reference to Faye's not doing art yesterday and dildos today.. What ever happened with Pintsize's comically oversized.. enhancement?

that pun is nothing to be ashamed of

Jere

I would like to comment on May’s line that “Doing good doesn’t pay the bills.” Sure nonprofits have to financially run on the lean side, but they can have staff who pay well enough for them to pay the bills. All nonprofits in the USA have to publicly release tax form 990, and you can see how much they get in donations and how much they spend. You can use that as a metric as to which charity or foundation you want to support. Yes, I started working at a nonprofit a month ago, why do you ask?

Miyaa

There is never a need for an apology for a pun. Pun-shaming is a horrible thing.

Stephen Smoogen

Let’s hope Beep &amp; Pintsize never meets.

Miyaa

"nose less" either needs a hyphen or to be one word. At least I assume that's what you meant!

Mark

all in all, its just another dick in the wall...

I love her nose less adorable face

David B H Kahn

That’s a potential overheating blush in panel 4. Beeps is all innocent and naive, but she secretly loves her job playing with dildos all day.

awgiedawgie

What happens to the test dildos? Taken away with a dildozer?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Hey! Teachers! Leave those dicks alone!

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Since that song came out when I was in high school, I've been singing that verse that way....

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

FINALLY this strip earns its title. Took long enough.

BobC

Nor should you. That was an excellent pun.

Gillian Brown

Groaaaaaaaaaaan! The pun! It hurts!

IIRC they were both at the Bubbles introduction party in 3050-ish

Did you make a whole 6 panel comic just to write a Pink Floyd pun? If so I approve. 😆

Mike Rodgers

Have May and Pintsize met? I have a feeling they’d hit it off.

Populuxe

Need to see dildo canon.

Jim Feldman

a DICK wall

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I think the most important question here is WHAT KIND OF WALL

Nutjob

I laughed extremely hard at the pun

That Stoned Valkyrie

where's the groan emoji when you need it...

Doc Gumby

Get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

Olivier Laroche

The pun is so delicious. I hate you.

Chris Reed (aka Animeraider)

... If there were ever a job that May would be the perfect candidate for, this is it. Also, a the resulting lab accidents would be hilarious.

Yonatan Zunger

Today is a good day for networking for May

Bagge

The Dark Side of the Moon jokes practically write themselves.

Summer Sudbrink

Better her than Pintsize...

Captain Button

Beeps's last line made me almost fall out of my chair laughing!

Czarzhan

I love your puns. This was my favorite yet.

Bryan Freehan

And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your cock against some mad bugger's wall

Hugh Eckert

So, May may have 2 new jobs? Working at the testing facility, AND as Sam's assistant. Together this'll put her in a position to quit the convenience store?

Michael Boettger

that's the best tag ever Jeph &lt;3

SpookyPenguin

I like the pun. It fits, just like a dildo in a recently made hole.

Bailey Tighe

Tell me these verses weren't MADE for May! Step in here, dear girl, have a cigar, You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you!

Joseph Bonnar

I think there's an extra space before "shift" [/pedantry]

Danielle Zephyr Malament

NEVER apologize for a Pink Floyd pun!

Joseph Bonnar

Pink Floyd? Vegetable Man is one of my favorites!

ysth

I suspect there could be a really popular Bonus Strip poll question in the making here!

That would be perfect for her, I think. I really hope so.

Virgel Dragalion

Holy fuck. That's a perfect, er, fit

R L

I don't know if a convicted felon should have access to a high powered dildo launcher.... But I would support it because it would be fucking hilarious!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

I can see it now: May, while we appreciate your enthusiasm, the product can't leave the premises, they're just to be used inhouse.

Michael Boettger

We don't need no masturbation...

Agreed

at0m

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!

Bob Gilmore

This Wall Paid For By Stormy Daniels.

Peter McDevitt

Oh sweet lord. I need this "May works at a dildo factory" story-line in my life so badly right now.

We dont need no cock control...

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Beep: not as innocent as she looks.

Miyaa

To apologize for such a glorious pun would be criminal.

Celine Chamberlin

We don’t need no lubrication...

fizzlefist

Nor should you Jeph!