<3 Hanners is back & a kris ! <3
André alias DD
2019-07-19 09:17:59 +0000 UTC
HANNERS!!
Elizabeth Siemanski
2019-07-16 16:28:06 +0000 UTC
More like Tannelore...
Jared Cyr
2019-07-16 13:51:59 +0000 UTC
tan
Jared Cyr
2019-07-16 13:51:47 +0000 UTC
Wedding in space arc!
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2019-07-16 11:30:18 +0000 UTC
Eldritch ritual magic
Valraven
2019-07-16 06:17:14 +0000 UTC
"Are you back?" "No that just a hologram of me, I'm at a monastery in Tibet, covered in yak shit. Can't you tell?"
Matthias Urlichs
2019-07-16 05:46:48 +0000 UTC
Where the heck did that dagger just appear out of thin air from?
Matthias Urlichs
2019-07-16 05:44:55 +0000 UTC
Pre-character-growth Hannelore would agree it would be prudent.
Bagge
2019-07-16 04:28:43 +0000 UTC
To be fair, Dora had a valid concern.
Brian English
2019-07-16 04:24:53 +0000 UTC
This is like saying, "There's a conspiracy here!" to conspiracy theorists.
David D.
2019-07-16 03:42:10 +0000 UTC
Yay!
2019-07-16 01:57:38 +0000 UTC
OMG, Hanners is back... please don't make this temporary, I've missed her so much.
Carl Cravens
2019-07-16 01:53:31 +0000 UTC
Vitamin D does wonders for mood boosting and by the looks of it she’s had a lot! 😂
James C
2019-07-16 01:13:08 +0000 UTC
not necessarily left-handed. she could just be used to a defensive grip in her left. that way your gun/sword hand stays free (if you're right handed).
Joe
2019-07-16 00:12:06 +0000 UTC
from Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place??
Joe
2019-07-16 00:08:53 +0000 UTC
no. that's Hanners. Yaaaaaaay was in the last story arc ...
Joe
2019-07-16 00:03:45 +0000 UTC
this is now canon.
Joe
2019-07-16 00:02:31 +0000 UTC
why not??
Joe
2019-07-15 23:57:24 +0000 UTC
Yes! Hannelore! Missed her
Lyman Green
2019-07-15 23:20:02 +0000 UTC
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HANNELORE
Jeffrey Nonken
2019-07-15 23:05:57 +0000 UTC
Yeee Tanners
KapsLocked
2019-07-15 20:49:53 +0000 UTC
The simplest explanation for the knife is that Dora saw a tan, robust stranger walking into her house as if she owned the place, picked up a knife, and held it in icepick grip so that it was hidden behind her forearm. We never see her left hand till she shows the knife. Dora has evidently been some bad places, and is evidently left-handed.
2019-07-15 20:19:49 +0000 UTC
"It really is her. Please no conspiracy theories..."
That's exactly what you'd say if you were trying to cover up a CONSPIRACY.
Timothy Mann
2019-07-15 18:30:57 +0000 UTC
That hug is adorable and Dora's thought process is beautifully expressed...yay!
Douglas E. Smith
2019-07-15 17:50:56 +0000 UTC
That tan! She must have bleached out the crazy.
2019-07-15 16:47:56 +0000 UTC
Hannelore is Pizza Girl.
Lucy
2019-07-15 16:30:08 +0000 UTC
Okay so I can't remember if she was here when it happened, though I'm sure she knows about it, but even so, if she wasn't here, then Hanner's has some major squeeing to do now that she's back. First over seeing Faye and Bubbles together. And second over Tai and Dora's engagement. :LD
Dahlia Rose Israel
2019-07-15 14:55:53 +0000 UTC
Yes, looking forward towards their interaction. Eldritch AI and a daughter of the definitive eccentric genius.
I wonder, how much of 2 bln. were Hannerdad's?
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-07-15 14:22:41 +0000 UTC
I'd really like to see Hannelore's self discovery tour, but I think we're only going to get mentions of it and maybe a few bonus strips.
Brent Catherman
2019-07-15 13:53:43 +0000 UTC
No figured it out... there are 2 missing frames where she asks Hannelore nicely to get the ritual blade.. and then we cut back to her menacing it. Conspiracy solved.
Stephen Smoogen
2019-07-15 13:46:31 +0000 UTC
My main worry is where they kept the knife. I am guessing between the shoulder blades as the scabbard would be wider due to the blade curves.. and somewhere in the pants would be hard. Of course it could be a magic blade which comes to their hand when requested... oh wrong comic for that.
Stephen Smoogen
2019-07-15 13:45:13 +0000 UTC
No, that's Hanners, Yay is elsewhere.
Everett Bradshaw
2019-07-15 13:36:31 +0000 UTC
YAY <3
2019-07-15 13:03:11 +0000 UTC
Happy Hanners' face... :)
2019-07-15 12:59:17 +0000 UTC
No, I don't think they're directly related.
Joseph Houk
2019-07-15 12:41:14 +0000 UTC
Hanners! <3
Mrpink
2019-07-15 11:26:52 +0000 UTC
Winslow, you mean?
Uniquitous
2019-07-15 10:46:00 +0000 UTC
theory one- Hanners has a boyfriend
jimbo
2019-07-15 10:45:26 +0000 UTC
Panel 3 Dora, all 'What is happening here?'
Dean Reilly
2019-07-15 10:06:30 +0000 UTC
No, she dislikes asymmetrical piercings.
Dean Reilly
2019-07-15 10:04:58 +0000 UTC
WoooO!
James Dore
2019-07-15 09:08:29 +0000 UTC
Super tan Hanners! Tanners!
Also nice to see Kris Kristofferson again
Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys
2019-07-15 09:08:12 +0000 UTC
HANNERS! YAY!!
Gillian Brown
2019-07-15 08:29:59 +0000 UTC
I have a conspiracy theory about this:
My theory is that there is no conspiracy, and Hanners' journey has had the best possible outcome.
Thomas Halpin
2019-07-15 08:26:02 +0000 UTC
One has to wonder where her friend and companion Winston is. And if that relationship has, er, grown a bit.
Joseph Bonnar
2019-07-15 07:47:27 +0000 UTC
No need to worry, friend. :) I no longer have those phobias--therapy helped--and I'm still extremely adorable.
Rob McBobson
2019-07-15 07:29:29 +0000 UTC
1 month in comic time :p
Kriss Pang
2019-07-15 07:09:46 +0000 UTC
I love this Hannelore. Tanned and confident and with a haircut frumped by salt water. This is an adventurer returning home. I can't wait to hear of her journey.
Bagge
2019-07-15 07:09:40 +0000 UTC
HANNERS! Yayyyyyy it’s been how many years?
SheepFace2000
2019-07-15 06:35:16 +0000 UTC
Huh? I don't see them anywhere in this strip...
Ehren Kluge
2019-07-15 06:34:39 +0000 UTC
Hannelore used to have her ears pierced all the way up. In this comic her ears are show prominently and have no piercing. Hugging. No piercings. This is definitely Hannelore transformed. Now will she find a boy friend?
Philip D Jones
2019-07-15 06:34:14 +0000 UTC
There is that hypothetical clone that Hanners thought that she might have.
Mark
2019-07-15 06:33:21 +0000 UTC
Hanners! If she no longer fears germs and dirt, she may not be as adorable... I worry about that a bit...
Robert and Ann Wells
2019-07-15 06:06:09 +0000 UTC
After the third time you step in elephant shit, you really start to get over hugging anxieties.
Valraven
2019-07-15 06:00:47 +0000 UTC
Hannellore!!!
Bagge
2019-07-15 05:52:26 +0000 UTC
Didn't Hanners have a nose piercing?
2019-07-15 05:34:19 +0000 UTC
HANNERS CAME BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY! YEA!
2019-07-15 05:21:10 +0000 UTC
Also: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Bill Hall
2019-07-15 05:02:19 +0000 UTC
Breakthrough might have had to do with latrine duty? D’ya think?
Bill Hall
2019-07-15 04:59:57 +0000 UTC
Aaahahahaha! I thought a hug was coming before I scrolled down, but I wasn’t expecting the kris!
Bill Hall
2019-07-15 04:56:54 +0000 UTC
She's a Synth, this has been a Fallout 4 comic the whole time
A sheep
2019-07-15 04:54:25 +0000 UTC
Humans - bless their hearts.
Chris Heg
2019-07-15 04:54:11 +0000 UTC
We're all thinking that, every day :)
2019-07-15 04:32:57 +0000 UTC
HANNERS IS BACK!!!
Vilinda
2019-07-15 04:32:00 +0000 UTC
Hanners is on the hunt to find the spookie AIs that wiped out her fathers fortune.... DA DA DA DUNNNNNN
Paxxie
2019-07-15 04:29:41 +0000 UTC
YAY! Hanners p!
Jill Yedwab
2019-07-15 04:13:51 +0000 UTC
I’m excited to learn more!
Josh Bacon
2019-07-15 04:10:32 +0000 UTC
Was that ear always that bare?
Mordaeus
2019-07-15 04:05:33 +0000 UTC
Thst makes me happier than is entirely reasonable. 💓
Cleo Schmitz
2019-07-15 04:03:24 +0000 UTC
Been wondering about Hanners. She's one of my favorite characters
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2019-07-15 04:03:21 +0000 UTC
Unintelligible screams of happiness
Vachenzo
2019-07-15 03:56:13 +0000 UTC
Does she... does she have a tan? Tannelore? Tanners?
Thomas A. Dennis
2019-07-15 03:51:59 +0000 UTC
"It really is her. Please no conspiracy theories about it, thank you." So.... incessantly tweet conspiracy theories about Hanners to you? I think we can do that. <3
Alloyed Clavicle
2019-07-15 03:50:31 +0000 UTC
Have you met my knife? Her name is kris!
Ardent Slacker
2019-07-15 03:39:44 +0000 UTC
yaaaaaaay!
Sam Moody
2019-07-15 03:36:37 +0000 UTC
I was literally just thinking earlier today "I wonder how Hanners is doing?"
2019-07-15 03:36:15 +0000 UTC
Progress requires sacrifice...
Captain Button
2019-07-15 03:33:15 +0000 UTC
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY SHE BACK IM SO HAPPY
2019-07-15 03:24:24 +0000 UTC
Of COURSE Dora has one of those wavy daggers close at hand
2019-07-15 03:09:36 +0000 UTC
yay
runrin
2019-07-15 02:57:41 +0000 UTC
my heart is doing the zoomies!
Hawkeye
2019-07-15 02:57:15 +0000 UTC
Hannelore!
2019-07-15 02:55:55 +0000 UTC
HANNERS!!!!❤!
Waffliesinyoface
2019-07-15 02:47:21 +0000 UTC
Conspiracy theory: This Hannelore is actually AVRIL LAVIGNE, who switched lives with her after Hello Kitty bombed
Nicholas Ruff
2019-07-15 02:44:30 +0000 UTC
Hanners! Or do we refer to her as "Tan-ers" now?
MikeT
2019-07-15 02:40:12 +0000 UTC
OMG, Dora with a knife!! AGAIN!!! <3
Andrew Mitchell
2019-07-15 02:39:10 +0000 UTC
Dora is real knifey lately
2019-07-15 02:35:07 +0000 UTC
Hanners!
Cody Renton
2019-07-15 02:30:45 +0000 UTC
That is a sexy tan
Kyle Major
2019-07-15 02:27:06 +0000 UTC
YES MY FAVOURITE I LOVE HANNERS SO MUCH
Nascha Morrison
2019-07-15 02:27:04 +0000 UTC
Yeah! The best character ever drawed in comic’s history is baaaack!
giacomo vaghi
2019-07-15 02:25:57 +0000 UTC
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Jax
2019-07-15 02:25:26 +0000 UTC
That's just what they want you to think.
Adam Friedlander
2019-07-15 02:22:05 +0000 UTC
No it isn't. It's clearly made out of metal of some sort, while a crysknife is made out a sandworm's tooth and would presumably look like ivory or bone. They're described as milky white and faintly iridescent.
gaijin 99
2019-07-15 02:15:51 +0000 UTC
YES! HANNERS RETURNS!
Everett Bradshaw
2019-07-15 02:14:43 +0000 UTC
Athame. That's the proper term for a ritual knife used in various wiccan rites. Though they don't have to be wavy like that it does seem to be a popular option.
I'm a bit doubtful that you'd want to use a sacred ritual knife for regular killing people though.
gaijin 99
2019-07-15 02:14:18 +0000 UTC
She's 8aaaaaaack
darklion
2019-07-15 02:14:13 +0000 UTC
Dune reference, people! That's a crysknife!
BobC
2019-07-15 02:10:20 +0000 UTC
:O
...
She looks like a crazy mix of pop-culture aussie/carlifornian..
I don't like it..
Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin
2019-07-15 02:05:28 +0000 UTC
Squee seconded!
Michele Williams
2019-07-15 02:00:30 +0000 UTC
I KNEW IT WASN'T THE REAL HANNELORE CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED
otusasio451
2019-07-15 02:00:15 +0000 UTC
THE JEPH HAS HEARD ME. BLESSED BE THE JEPH!
Joel Bateman
2019-07-15 01:59:58 +0000 UTC
Hmmm. Naw! I don’t believe that.
Philip D Jones
2019-07-15 01:59:37 +0000 UTC
Panel 2, her leg is transparent near the very bottom.
Nematrec
2019-07-15 01:56:10 +0000 UTC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fart Captor
2019-07-15 01:55:10 +0000 UTC
She could show you, but then she would have to use it on you...
Chris Gallaty
2019-07-15 01:54:46 +0000 UTC
Important note: Dora not only keeps a big ol' stabbin' dagger on her person, but it is the classic wavy-bladed "we're going to sacrifice your girlfriend now, Stanley" dagger. You don't get those from Sears, cousin.
2019-07-15 01:53:09 +0000 UTC
Henlo Tannelore
Mike de Jong
2019-07-15 01:47:30 +0000 UTC
Tannelore.
Gary Walker
2019-07-15 01:47:08 +0000 UTC
Loving the look of Tanners here
MrSinn
2019-07-15 01:46:18 +0000 UTC
HANNERS!!!! Oh, Honey, we missed you. Also... you may want to sit down. If my rather popular prediction last year was true, well... We're about to get the squee that ends the World.
Joshua Roberts
2019-07-15 01:45:26 +0000 UTC
HANNELORE!!!
Flounder
2019-07-15 01:44:09 +0000 UTC
Yay! Hanners!
Where’s Winslow?
Erin Hartshorn
2019-07-15 01:39:04 +0000 UTC
It's not Hanners, it's a super-advanced robot body indistinguishable from a real human created through an underclocking-induced tryst between Station and Yay Newfriend
Nutjob
2019-07-15 01:37:54 +0000 UTC
Where does Dora keep the knife?
2019-07-15 01:37:33 +0000 UTC
HANNEEEEEERS! WE MISSED YOU
cookiecryptid
2019-07-15 01:34:51 +0000 UTC
Tannelore
Omnithea
2019-07-15 01:31:43 +0000 UTC
Speedforce.
R L
2019-07-15 01:31:26 +0000 UTC
It's Tanners!
randomuserforstuff
2019-07-15 01:30:41 +0000 UTC
OMG OMG OMG I'm so happy about this.
Leaflemming
2019-07-15 01:29:39 +0000 UTC
The circle is almost complete...
2019-07-15 01:29:11 +0000 UTC
Are you back/Yes implies back to stay. This could get interesting
ysth
2019-07-15 01:28:56 +0000 UTC
Hanners is back whoo, my favorite character returns!
2019-07-15 01:28:11 +0000 UTC
And with her personal breakthroughs (I really hope we get some flashbacks) perhaps my ultimate ship of Hanners and Elliot can be realized!
Ted Van Roekel
2019-07-15 01:27:19 +0000 UTC
FUCK YEAH HANNERS
Raven Razor
2019-07-15 01:26:51 +0000 UTC
That sacrificial dagger can't possibly be street legal...
TMN
2019-07-15 01:26:48 +0000 UTC
Also, does Dora carry that kris everywhere? If so, where? A sheath down the middle of her back? 'Cos for sure there’s nowhere on her person it could be hidden.
Holly Nelson
2019-07-15 01:26:44 +0000 UTC
HANNERRRRRS!!!! <3 I missed her so much.
Samantha Yeaman
2019-07-15 01:26:23 +0000 UTC
OMG HANNERS!!!! *loud squeeing noises commence*
Ted Van Roekel
2019-07-15 01:26:05 +0000 UTC
Hanners, have you met Kris yet?
Magic Chopstick Games
2019-07-15 01:25:46 +0000 UTC
She looks like Chel in her current outfit.
2019-07-15 01:25:45 +0000 UTC
She seems to have gone back to her witchy ways of late. We tend to cast a spell for Claire using Marten's blood.
Michael Boettger
2019-07-15 01:25:14 +0000 UTC
I highly doubt that the wedding is happening anytime soon
JD
2019-07-15 01:24:46 +0000 UTC
I don't think we really want to know.
OldGoat
2019-07-15 01:24:31 +0000 UTC
I wonder if she knows about the engagement.
JD
2019-07-15 01:24:22 +0000 UTC
Hey, at least Hanners trained her entourage well - that's pretty much the expected reaction.
R L
2019-07-15 01:24:17 +0000 UTC
Jeph, when you say not to have any conspiracy theories about this, you're practically begging for conspiracy theories.
drone r0m-3
2019-07-15 01:23:57 +0000 UTC
Let's all rush the space station and find the real Hanners. They can't stop them all.
gatherer818
2019-07-15 01:23:48 +0000 UTC
HANNERS!
Will Weaver
2019-07-15 01:23:46 +0000 UTC
Yay, Hannelore's back!
Vanestus
2019-07-15 01:23:35 +0000 UTC
Tan Hanners is best Hanners!!!!
RaptorShadow
2019-07-15 01:23:02 +0000 UTC
Hanners!Hanners!Hanner! Now for good? A visit? Until the wedding?
Michael Boettger
2019-07-15 01:22:50 +0000 UTC
Why is Dora carrying an athame? Is she a witch? I can't remember anything about that previously, but I could be going senile :-)
Richard Laxton
2019-07-15 01:22:46 +0000 UTC
...where was Dora keeping that knife?
Peter McDevitt
2019-07-15 01:22:19 +0000 UTC
Ahhhhhhh! I missssssed her!!!!! SO MUCH!
*Crying actual tears over a DRAWING*
Ginaelisa Cortez
2019-07-15 01:21:36 +0000 UTC
Where is Dora’s scabbard for that kris?
Aussie Jim
2019-07-15 01:21:30 +0000 UTC
Thats quiet the tan, but aside form that... She's back! YAY!
Omnoms
2019-07-15 01:21:24 +0000 UTC
And where was Dora hiding that dagger?
Matt Grayson
2019-07-15 01:21:22 +0000 UTC
48 hours brushing Yaks and explaining a human having a relationship with an near all powerful AI to your dad will do that.
Miyaa
2019-07-15 01:21:19 +0000 UTC
Omg squeeeeeee!
Heather King
2019-07-15 01:21:10 +0000 UTC
I love that Dora routinely carries that scary dagger.
Max Kaehn
2019-07-15 01:21:00 +0000 UTC
*coughrobotcough* #noconspiracybro
2019-07-15 01:20:58 +0000 UTC
Wooooooooh!
Matt Grayson
2019-07-15 01:20:32 +0000 UTC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEPH THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL
Alcaria Swain
2019-07-15 01:20:29 +0000 UTC
Whaaaaa?!? Yay Hanners!! ❤️❤️
Rachael R
2019-07-15 01:20:14 +0000 UTC
It’s the clone her mom made
Daniel Burnett
2019-07-15 01:20:08 +0000 UTC
Yesssss! Hanners!
Andrea Andrew
2019-07-15 01:20:08 +0000 UTC
I know we've seen it already in the bonus strips, but Hanners looks hella different with that tan.
LH
2019-07-15 01:20:00 +0000 UTC
YAAAAAY! 🎉🎉🎉
2019-07-15 01:19:54 +0000 UTC
Lovely lovely toasty tan happy Hanners!
Holly Nelson
2019-07-15 01:19:49 +0000 UTC
Hanners! Wahooo! She's back and so very tan xD
Kyle Jenkins
2019-07-15 01:19:31 +0000 UTC
HANNERS! 😄
Lord Crusade
2019-07-15 01:19:20 +0000 UTC
Dora! Stop carrying that dagger!
Miyaa
2019-07-15 01:19:16 +0000 UTC
HANNERS
2019-07-15 01:19:14 +0000 UTC