July Bonus Comic Poll

Except that Bubbles attempting to be sexy requires 0.000 effort...

Nemo of Utopia

Can I vote for sexy Hannelore AND Momo?

Tim Peterson

Crushbot tries to be sexy, news at 11.

Carl Cravens

I don't even like guys, but accidental sexy is always the best sexy.

BookofNote

I got a feeling this has been rigged for option 3

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

If Mel loses...can we still at least get a bonus bonus?

Joel Bateman

just do all of them

DROID 06 TRY TO BE SEXY. NO ONE NOTICE.

Matt Grayson

I would love to see Spooky Bot in a sexy way... I think they are hot...

I second that. Even though he probably doesn't have an emblem. But a TEH tattoo might be funny :)

Cleo Schmitz

Can these 3 just be the next 3 months of bonus comics?

Fatamatician

She just got back.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Bubbles doesn’t need to attempt. She is what she is.

Matthew Van Gangelen

I guess it's too soon to ask for a Hanners update :(

Ross

All of the above?

dang this is closer than I would've thought! Usually someone runs away with it by now

Jeph Jacques

I choose Melon because I think it would be funnier seeing what she thinks is sexy and trying to attempt it.

Brent Catherman

Why do you always make it so I want ALL THREE <3

BrenaMarie

I suspect it works something like a feedback loop. The cable that connects the two AIs relays signals from the sensory system of each participant. Lets try an example: Jeremy experiences sexual stimulation and the Seven experiences their version of it. As Seven's pleasure rises, Jeremy feels this as well and the feedback loop begins to form. This is where we could introduce another factor - the cable's resistance. In order to prolong the pleasure for each AI, the growth of the feedback loop needs to be slowed, otherwise each AI is going to climax in a matter of milliseconds. This resistance would explain why the cables burn out, if the AIs are banging all night long. I suspect firewalls and antivirus would be part of sexual hygiene for AIs but we don't know enough about AI reproduction to guess at preventing pregnancies, or even if such a thing would be possible.

Thomas Boys

I want to see Bubbles trying to be sexy, but I had to vote for Melon. Bubbles would be good undoubtedly, but Melon has that "grab a camera this is gonna be epic no matter how it turns out" thing going for her. Elliot sexy by accident is most strips he appears in.

See, I'd be happy with Bubbles or Elliot, but we've already seen a bit of Bubbles while Elliot is overdue!

Diptych

Big dude, works at the Secret Bakery and bouncer at the bar.

jimfromtx

Eh, no surprise Bubbles is leading, but I'd prefer Melon. Who was Elliot again? The station AI?

Nulgar

I love Elliot, but there is never enough Bubbles.

Thomas Halpin

SEXY BUBBLES INTENSIFIES

Jim

most controversial bonus comic poll ever. all of the above pls

Matt Lee

As long as it's Melon, the character, rather than melon, the thing that Sven had on his junk, I'm good.

Bagge

Marten in the same pose Roko was.

Thomas Boys

which would probably make her attempts to do so even more endearing :-)

Mark

yeah, why tease us with just ONE? ::^_^::

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I'd like to see Melon meet Randy and yelling bird

Pete

Bubbles does sexy without even trying.

Ack

Moar Melon. <3

Cozy

I think I spent longer debating my answer that many important life decisions.

Dang. Looks like melon won’t win. 😕

*slams the Elliot button* I miss him

Ace

I'm with @Thisguy above. There is never enough Melon!

awgiedawgie

All three?

MercuryBuddha

damn, imma have to change my vote for that reason now XD

Akashimo Hakubi

I voted for Elliot because I want to see who _reacts_ to him being sexy.

Bubbles or Melon? Tough choice!!

Wild Card

Precisely why I voted for it. It'll be a train wreck.

Barry Callahan

Must be Melon! Pretty sure we’ve already seen Elliot and Bubbles be sexy by accident. That and there is never enough Melon. Jeph could probably make a three panel daily comic called “the antics of Melon”

Thisguy

I cant decide

May I recommend all of them together?? I'm thinking like the Christmas pin up from forever ago :p

Freedom

jeph these are all so good

Waffliesinyoface

Any of them recruiting any of the other two to teach them how to be sexy. Or any of them voluntarily trying to each one of the others to be sexy.

I want all of these!

Katherine

Same here. I voted for Bubbles because of stacked Amazonian-beauty robot, but all of these have amazing potential.

Lucanid Landman

I want to see all of these, but Bubbles has my vote because she is clearly going to be the most awkward of the three and I am all about that.

Samantha Yeaman

I'm terrified to learn. This is some eldritch knowledge.

I shudder to think what Melon considers sexy.

Jax

Bubbles does not, nor has she ever, needed to "attempt" to be sexy

Sally Fields

Being sexy by accident is bi culture.

i want them all. im sad that not all of these will happen.

Ashley Thomas

I am both horrified and delighted at the possibility of finding out what happens when Melon tries to be sexy . . . but really we need all of these.

Borg Lord

I really, really, am having trouble choosing. I think _all_ of these need to be bonus comics at some point.

Yonatan Zunger

Elliot! Eliot! Eliot! I love that softboy

Give me the sexy Elliot!!

I feel like A and C could actually complement one another really well in the same strip. Both so strong, but very different.

neato

This is one of those polls that could really use an "all of the above" option... :D

Melon's concept of sexy must be akin to her concept of a good job or appropriate greetings, so I want to know what that looks like...:)

Douglas E. Smith

My wife is going to have to become a patron so that she can vote for, as she puts it, "Elliot's No-Shame Kinky Bakery".

Matt Pedone

One situation featuring all 3 of the above would probably blow my mind. :¬)

theaardvark

Unfair! I want them all. Can we have the ones that don't make it be bonus comics for following months?

What's this about Bubbles ATTEMPTING to be sexy?! There is no attempting that feat, for her. She never STOPS being sexy! It's an always-on feature.

Ian Wolfe

Knowing how robots work in this comic, she would probably change colors or something

Brian

Cis just means you’re not transgender. Did you mean heterosexual?

Brian

I consider myself a plain vanilla "cis" male, but even so... Gotta be Elliot. :)

Joseph Bonnar

Me too. There isn't a lot of positive representation for kind but doofy big guys like us, and Elliot is so wholesome!

TMN

“Accidentally”

Brian

Normally I know exactly which option I went to vote for, however in this occasion I'm having a particularly hard time making up my mind.

Erin Moriarty

I see no losers in this poll.

Wolfger

All three of these sound like they could be the same comic! Bubbles attempt to be sexy, Melon ... is melon, and then Elliot accidentally at the end.

MiaKitty

If Bubbles in short shorts didn’t qualify, I shudder (in anticipation) to think...

Matt Grayson

All Elliot has to do is bend down to check the ovens. But I have to know what explosives Melon thinks are seductive.

Sleepy John

OTOH, Elliot being sexy *has* to end up in the poor boy finally getting some smooches, or it just won't be fair.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Elliott being accidentally sexy is my choice because it’ll involve bread, violence, and spatulas.

Miyaa

In my mind, that question answers itself. ;)

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I'm torn.... Melon trying to be "sexy" would likely be either hilarious, or terrifying. Or both. But Bubbles trying to be "sexy" would almost certainly *be* sexy. As in, "My-brain-might-explode" sexy.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

As much as I love Elliott, Melon is best girl. I have no choice, may the AI gods have mercy on us all.

Cass

Aw, I was hoping for a dog facts option.

aj

option 4: this is the script for panels 1, 2, 3

Wayne Rossi

I fear Melon trying to be sexy would result in actual harm to her....

Shawn K. Younkin

it breaks my heart that there isn't an 'all of the above option...

Team Bubbles all the way.

Thomas A. Dennis

Oh my god, I know this is a poll but can I just say that Elliot is just such a big inspiration for me because he is friendly and big and not skinny and I just relate a lot to him? I would just love to see something sexy of him ;___;

Isn't Elliot being sexy by accident just regular Elliot?

JD

Whoever wins, we all win.

Nikki

Bubbles... just because I want to see the calamity of the attempt.

Alex

But why not all of them?

Yahsho Jinn

If Elliot doesn't win, we riot!

Tara Cook

We NEED smexy Elliot!

Alcaria Swain

This is hard - we really do need all of the above :(

Stephen Tihor

Elliot accidentally being sexy would be great, especially if it was in front of some of the robot girls and they didn’t understand their reactions to what was happening.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

I love it when the guys accidentally flirt with each other :)

Cleo Schmitz

Tough choice. There’s so many possibilities with them all

Jeremy C

Boo, hiss. Bubbles is always sexy. Also, don't you dare make her look silly.

I have no idea who's gonna win this one!!!

Jeph Jacques

This is unfair. I can't choose.

Tom Carlson

Elliot or GTFO you wimps.

Gary Walker

Moar strong robot girlfriend, plskthxbai

Francesco Villani

All three sound like interesting ideas to explore. Keep up the great work.

Howard J.

Listen, Jeph. Everyone wants more sexy robots. Please.

Vincent Pritchard

I guess you have turned us into robosexuals huh

cookiecryptid

Signed!

I voted melon but want all these things tbh.

Lyman Green

I want to know about MoMo. It has been implied that she is not Barbie-like. I am not too proud to ask.

Tim Peterson

Stupid sexy Flan- er Elliott

Kinda Squirrely

Like 1 in 3 Elliot panels is him being sexy by accident, we want something new

Cody Renton

Elliot!

Jeff Solomon

My vote was for #2, but now I'm on team 2+3 super combined vote comic.

Alex Ives

How did Elliot being sexy by accident not win? Androids are kind of sexy by default (why else are you here if you think differently?) plus seeing him with some ‘game’ would be interesting however unintentional or not

Yeah, sorry. Still can't get over the melon baller belly button incident. How would she try being "sexy?" Power tools might be involved.

Is all the above an option?

Amy Gilroy

Storm Jeph Jacques to see them robot tiddies. He can’t stop us all

Lazarus

A mere hu-mon has no hope against the power of robutts!

JT

Option D: Pinup of May? Eh? Just saying...

Yeah, I'm gonna throw out a vote for all.

Darcy

Anything Melon!

allanfranta

All of the above?

Auros Harman

Kind of a late comment, but in the last poll, I thought it said Roko 'pushing' her butt emblem, not polishing. I read more carefully this time. But maybe you could do one of her pushing her butt emblem also?

Melissa Armstrong

Any of these would be good. For once I'm happy to lose. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

ahem. Bubbles does not 'attempt' something she does so naturally.

jimbo

I had to vote for Bubbles because #FayblesForever but damn it, I want all of them. Although some might argue that Elliot is accidentally sexy all the time.

Celine Chamberlin

I want them all lol.

Mr Mydnight

Okay, but this is too difficult a decision. We really do need all of these.

Mordaeus

If it's Bubbles there HAS to be a Faye howling at her girlfriend's hotness. 😏

I WANT ALL OF THESE

Jawes

It's not fair to force us to choose I want all of them

Fart Captor

ELLIOT OMG

Chris Cook

Can we get #2 and #3 in the same panel?

Steve DeGroof

And, you can even tie it into the storyline-how do you fit Bubbles with the RIGHT dress for the wedding? :)

z

To be fair, so is Elliot

Brian

Neither, they are both innately sexy by accident

Kevin Symonds

all of these choices are good choicea

Hope

Personally, I'd love to know how AI's have sex and why it burns through so many cords. Is there some overclocking involved. Are surge protectors AI versions of safe sex, or is that Norton's?

Somber Pony

Torn between Eliott and Bubbles...

Elliot we love you!!!

Alecto

CHOOSE ELLIOT YOU COWARDS bubbles is always sexy

... I am not sure which one I would like better. ._.

Brian