Vape thingy?! (At first I thought the weed was in the cookies, but that would have been slightly ooc, for both Jeph and mom, wouldn't it?)
Willinwoods
2018-04-11 09:07:19 +0000 UTC
That’s a fun idea but realistically she probably has her phone change “son” to “daughter”. After all, Claire lived at home until recently, and Clinton lives in Amherst (booo, UMass sucks, let’s go VCU!). Their mom probably used that to help early on in Claire’s transition to avoid misgendering her.
Will Weaver
2018-04-11 02:42:54 +0000 UTC
So, what is it that Clinton has in his hand in panel #1?
Brad Knowles
2018-04-11 01:17:30 +0000 UTC
No, this one is occurring at exactly the same time as 3717, so it has the same number.
Kevin Hicks
2018-04-10 22:29:16 +0000 UTC
Shouldn't this be numbered 3718?
Trigon Manthree
2018-04-10 18:56:24 +0000 UTC
What did autocorrect do? It must be something contextual to the start of the message and beginning with 's' or 'so'. Maybe it autocorrected to 'my SO, N' (my significant other, name beginning with 'N'). You don't want to be telling one of your occasional casual lovers that your significant other is there!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-10 14:37:19 +0000 UTC
Oh, so that’s what Clinton’s old roommate’s name is!
Will Weaver
2018-04-10 14:36:55 +0000 UTC
"...is it a nice one?"
Diptych
2018-04-10 12:23:28 +0000 UTC
"Wanna see?"
Dean Reilly
2018-04-10 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
I disagree with the assumption that being stupid or reckless or curious are inherently tied to age.
Cleo Schmitz
2018-04-10 10:09:29 +0000 UTC
I'm thinking that Clinton and his mother are going to have a night that, when they wake up, they will only be able to recall whilst biting their fist to numb the horrific embarrassment.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-10 08:44:44 +0000 UTC
Now you've got this beautiful young woman who views you as a surrogate parental figure making you feel unimaginably old. Right?
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-10 08:15:10 +0000 UTC
Poor Clinton! Every step he takes, he gets more and more aware of just how more interesting a life his mother has compared to him!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-10 06:08:49 +0000 UTC
I feel like Clinton wouldnt be handling this as well as he is if he was sober
Dylan T
2018-04-10 05:56:50 +0000 UTC
And their friends, too.
Simran Khalsa
2018-04-10 05:35:04 +0000 UTC
According to my mom and her best friend with offspring my age, their fun-loving, silly embracing, rule breaking (and yes pot smoking) selves have spawned rule-abiding sticks in the mud. So yes, my mom (and Dad, and stepmom) is cooler than me, too.
Simran Khalsa
2018-04-10 05:26:56 +0000 UTC
Hay Jeph? New fan favorite. Mom upstaged her kids.
Phil Nadeau
2018-04-10 05:26:50 +0000 UTC
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Ami
2018-04-10 05:01:22 +0000 UTC
What a great idea!
KCkittysnores
2018-04-10 04:47:22 +0000 UTC
Love her!
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
2018-04-10 04:35:14 +0000 UTC
My mom is cooler than me
Stoodmuffin
2018-04-10 04:19:41 +0000 UTC
I have an ex who is basically Clinton's mom. I remember her daughter sitting on my knee listening to stories. That daughter is now 21. 8-|
Auros Harman
2018-04-10 04:07:59 +0000 UTC
Does she have her phone set to autocorrect son to daughter? Interesting detail if I'm parsing that right.
War and Pieces
2018-04-10 03:52:08 +0000 UTC
Ha, she looks just so proud in the last panel.
Bagge
2018-04-10 03:50:35 +0000 UTC
I'd send Clint's mom a dick pic
A sheep
2018-04-10 03:35:07 +0000 UTC
So, when QC people take alcohol, they produce little bubbles, does that mean if they smoke cannabis they will now sport little rainbows?
Holly Nelson
2018-04-10 03:11:17 +0000 UTC
She's all I want and I've been waiting so long.
Daryl Sawyer
2018-04-10 03:03:25 +0000 UTC
I love her.
Aleeza Brown
2018-04-10 02:36:30 +0000 UTC
There is a long list of things we should review about our parents, to be filed under the category:
"So much older than me, yet still young enough to..."
BobC
2018-04-10 02:21:33 +0000 UTC
I guess at that age, male attention becomes more flattering than offensive! (Though I'm sure it varies.)
TMN
2018-04-10 02:17:10 +0000 UTC
I hope the booty call was from Elliot. :)
Gary Walker
2018-04-10 02:16:29 +0000 UTC
As long as she doesn't show me the pictures
Alex Mullenix
2018-04-10 02:11:18 +0000 UTC
never really seen a face like that when the word dick pics is said by a woman
2018-04-10 02:10:00 +0000 UTC
Reminds me of the conversations I had with mom when she was hella baked on half a pot brownie. "I don't blame your friend's golden retriever for smelling your crotch, I'm sure boy's crotches are very interesting!" Also: "I need you to take care of the puppy for a while. I don't think I've been this stoned since the 70's!"
TMN
2018-04-10 02:08:41 +0000 UTC
Trying not to have a crush on Clinton's mom. Failing miserably.
Alcaria Swain
2018-04-10 02:07:21 +0000 UTC
It’s definitely a hair clip.
Will Weaver
2018-04-10 02:07:11 +0000 UTC
I think we all knew his mom was cooler than him.
Erin Hartshorn
2018-04-10 02:06:54 +0000 UTC
is that a dyed streak in her hair or some type of clip?
Peter McDevitt
2018-04-10 02:06:43 +0000 UTC
“You were a kid, and now you’re, like, an adult!” “I remember some of those times. Whoa.”
Will Weaver
2018-04-10 02:06:32 +0000 UTC
Well, maybe not if they got a kickass fill-in....
Rob Vary
2018-04-10 02:06:13 +0000 UTC
I'd say at this point she should join Marten's band, but given Hanner's globetrotting adventure Deathmole is probably on hiatus.
Michael Lazare
2018-04-10 02:03:34 +0000 UTC
Clinton's mom is fucking cool. I want her as my mom.