Now I Want A Bagel
Added 2018-03-19 03:22:47 +0000 UTCgimme de bagel
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Needs to be crowd-funded...
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2018-04-02 11:22:47 +0000 UTCWith how horny everybody is it's a wonder nobody has done any robots yet
tuypo1
2018-03-20 05:32:44 +0000 UTCSrsly? There is Only One Pintsize Ship: Pintsize + Gary. [mic drop]
BobC
2018-03-20 01:43:50 +0000 UTCAnimalcule husbandry.
BobC
2018-03-20 01:42:05 +0000 UTCIx-nay on the ipping-shay alk-tay! Else the Jeph Troll will continue to block all shipping.
BobC
2018-03-20 01:41:09 +0000 UTCBromance? "Bros! Bros! Bros!"
BobC
2018-03-20 01:37:38 +0000 UTCNP:
BobC
2018-03-20 01:37:00 +0000 UTCJust thinking of what to call a Pintsize - Droid 06 ship. Armageddon? EndOfTheWorld? EverybodyButShelbyDies?
2018-03-19 20:39:43 +0000 UTCBen Russell-Gough's ship needs a name as well, I suppose. Rokbot.
2018-03-19 20:38:08 +0000 UTCTweed-Flotsam. Lots of funny names in this universe.
RoofPig
2018-03-19 15:02:22 +0000 UTCTrue. Scones are quickbreads and therefore a matter of chemistry whereas yeast breads are more a matter of animal husbandry.
Gary Walker
2018-03-19 14:56:13 +0000 UTCClinton and Elliot; Buddy comedy. ;D
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2018-03-19 14:42:53 +0000 UTCThe reason one can bake the perfect scone is the same reason one can make the perfect cup of tea. It's all in the math.
David R Long
2018-03-19 13:42:13 +0000 UTCI decree the official ship portmanteaux: Bruniot Brunton Bruliniot Cliniot Clinko Elko Sixpints
Rook Hallan
2018-03-19 13:35:31 +0000 UTCClinton - Elliot is my favorite, but I wouldn't mind some Brun sprinkled in as well.
Morgan
2018-03-19 12:53:50 +0000 UTCDroid 06 and all the things.
Gary Walker
2018-03-19 11:42:30 +0000 UTCJust to let you know I'm rooting for Roko-Punchbot myself!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-19 11:40:37 +0000 UTCHow many different Ships are now setting sail? Brun - Elliot, Brun - Clinton, Brun - Clinton - Elliot Clinton - Elliot, Clinton - Roko, Elliot - Roko, Droid 06 - Pintsize?
2018-03-19 10:54:22 +0000 UTCTweed-Flotsam :-D I do love the American posh British surname generator :-D
Patrick Jackson
2018-03-19 09:56:14 +0000 UTCSHHH! The guildmasters' agents are always on the lookout for people who leak craft secrets!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-19 09:42:14 +0000 UTCYou put them one way around on one half of the scone and the other way around on the other half.
Diptych
2018-03-19 09:39:43 +0000 UTCHmm. Does this mean that a proustian moment is a halting state?
Abhayakara
2018-03-19 08:45:40 +0000 UTCTrue. They are not particularly complete without a bit of black current jam...
Abhayakara
2018-03-19 08:44:16 +0000 UTCI guess they're NP-complete when they finish baking?
Andrew
2018-03-19 08:01:01 +0000 UTCI hadn't made that connection! Well done!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-19 07:26:36 +0000 UTCJust fully absorbing panel 5 and I still can't tell if Elliott is sassing Clinton or if he is serious. The crafts such as baking have so many secrets and so much hidden lore that it is difficult to tell if you're being given an insight or they're just trolling you.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-19 07:02:43 +0000 UTCWith scones the debate is no longer centred around the scone itself, but around the positioning of the clotted cream in relation to the jam. Source: me, lived in Devon for 3 years.
2018-03-19 06:47:49 +0000 UTCCroissants are only NP-hard if you leave em in your knapsack for too long.
Dave Cochran
2018-03-19 06:39:33 +0000 UTCAwwww. Those two have a great interaction.
Bagge
2018-03-19 06:09:46 +0000 UTCFunny footnote/comp theory joke. If only NP wasn't actually ruining my life right now :P... And now I'm just imagining all baked goods as just really tasty computation problems...
蒲公英
2018-03-19 05:56:15 +0000 UTCultimate scone
allanfranta
2018-03-19 05:16:43 +0000 UTCI think Elliot would be a better match for Roko. He knows how to bake and he's tall.
Brent Catherman
2018-03-19 05:01:58 +0000 UTCHell I'd settle for a merely superior scone.
DVW
2018-03-19 05:00:32 +0000 UTCYeah, she’d be all like: “bake me like one of your French pastries”
Andrew
2018-03-19 04:32:55 +0000 UTCIf Roko were there now listening to this she'd be drooling. Or rather, venting coolant. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3669" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3669</a>
2018-03-19 04:01:23 +0000 UTCDid you find anything?
2018-03-19 03:59:51 +0000 UTC2 problems come to mind... First, they would be far too soft. A good loaf of battle bread blunts the saw blade when trying to take a sample. And the second problem is that they're too edible. (After all, dwarfs are forbidden to give battle bread to prisoners by the Uberwald Convention.)
2018-03-19 03:58:35 +0000 UTCIn Morselnomics, food consume you!
JPMK! {verb}
2018-03-19 03:56:47 +0000 UTCI feel like if we get anything close to a real relationship with Clinton it will take at least as long as Marten took if not longer.
2018-03-19 03:48:39 +0000 UTCThe mention of Bertrand Russell gave me grad-level philosophy flashbacks.
Caroline Thornton
2018-03-19 03:41:54 +0000 UTCIf those scones are so ultimate, would they stack up against some discworld battle bread?
Andrew
2018-03-19 03:40:43 +0000 UTCBerthold and Bethany lived by the same riverbank. Had they lived at the same time, they could have invented the cronut sixty years too early, but sadly they're just floating by each other in history.
Brendan Jones
2018-03-19 03:37:45 +0000 UTCThe perfect bagel recipe was by Berthold Herringbone-Jetsam. But that just happened, so Jeph may not know about it yet.
BobC
2018-03-19 03:35:42 +0000 UTCDo you pay extra if Brun sweats in your drink?
Andrew
2018-03-19 03:35:12 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who searched for Bethany Tweed-Flotsam in the hope it was a real person?
Erik Hawkinson
2018-03-19 03:32:55 +0000 UTCThat’s some serious old-school QC banter there, like triple entendres or logarithmic nerd scales.
William Cole
2018-03-19 03:29:24 +0000 UTCI'll take one ultimate scone please.
Nicholas Lopez
2018-03-19 03:24:59 +0000 UTC
