He Learned It From His Kids(?)

AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED

Brian

So, the Dick Van Dyke show actually DID have lyrics. Good to know.

Unanimous D

Just think how many strips it took before we found out Bubbles' armour was removable...

David Howe

ah, but do you ship all of Clinton, or just his robo-hand? :)

David Howe

I ship the word ⓑⓔⓡⓕ

FunkyTuba

He was in a bonus sketch rather than a full comic.

Diptych

And then the banged XD.

Kevin

Awww. Clinton never gets a break.

Mooster

Well at least she doesn't appear to be wearing a badge.

Mooster

Roko: IT’S PSYCHOSOMATIC!

Kristian

Getting drunk in uniform? That is a big mistake.

Populuxe

Ok, thanks. Have we met O"Malley before?

O'Malley has kids; probably taught him "crunk"

drij

The "title"(?) loses me. Can someone enlighten me?

"How I Met Your Robo-Mother", episode 1, scene 1.

Ben Russell-Gough

Given that it STARTED with Pintsize shooting toast on a blind date... yeah, I'm totally on board with wherever this goes.

Bagge

Clin ton

ysth

This arc feels like Jeph isn't sure where to go next, so he's just kind of screwing around until inspiration strikes. I like it. :)

Daryl Sawyer

Yeah but there’s no easy portmanteau of names for the ship

Brian

i don’t remember boarding this ship but here we are

Brian

Hope she didn't face plant too hard on the sidewalk, but if she did it's a convenient segue to Union Robotics.

Brent Catherman

it looked like a usb so it could even be just junk code running and slowing them down? Drunk.exe

BERF

Luzahn

So am I the only one who wonders how AIs can get drunk and stumble? We saw Station do this in a simulation, and May did this by downclocking her processors (with square drunk-icons floating above her head). But now they can do it by vaping.

Andy Sleeper

SET THAT HAND TO VIBRATE, CLINT

A sheep

Triangle? He's already in the Brun - Clinton - Elliot triangle! This is just adding more and more vertices!

Diptych

The cover on his hand makes Clinton look like he's going to a formal party.

Dylan T

But Pintsize! Could this become the love triangle we didn't know we needed?

Andrew Tate

If she took <a href="https://www.pcworld.com/article/165133/vista_or_windows_me.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ME</a>, I think that would be grounds to admit her to robot hospital. And maybe rehab (data recovery centre?).

David Paul

Art imitating life? <a href="https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144</a> "Not shitting you, but I actually just rescued a robot in distress on the street after someone had tipped it over. This is one of those weird dreams, right."

Leak

This needs to be something Roko says.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm thinking more of 'hetrosexual platonic best friends' and we have about 1000 strips of 'will they, won't they?' whilst Roko is dating Pintsize and Clinton is dating Brun. IMO, we will know Jeph is going down that route if Roko wakes up in Clinton's dorm, hooked up to a charger plugged into one of his wall sockets.

Ben Russell-Gough

Yeah, that's the great thing about it!

Ben Russell-Gough

*Sigh* Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. How do you do it? You just keep falling into the arms of troubled pretty women with whom you don't really want to have a relationship but who are just going to continually give you mixed signals about their feelings! Clinton Augustus, my friends: The QC universe's "Chew Toy of Fate"!

Ben Russell-Gough

So what would AI drunken-software have to accomplish - nerf the CPU clock multiplier, randomly kill some subroutines, add errors to all sensor inputs, randomly delete blocks in memory... .... wait, so it's basically Vista?

Andrew

Maybe he got a Toaster tattoo to hook up to the socket on his wrist!

Andrew

Ship that? Yes, please!

Ian Wolfe

Berf

ruined

Roko is quickly one of my favorite characters.

William Cole

YOU ARE UNDER ARESCHT FOR BEING TOO SEXY

Bagge

I imagine their offspring as something like Vera the robot from Superman III

Summer Sudbrink

That's a remarkably sensible pairing.

darklion

Clintoko? Roton? :)

Summer Sudbrink

But Emily said she was too busy for dates! You're not making sense!

Fart Captor

Clin ton!

Julia Allen-Hesse

YES

Olivier Laroche

He wasn't on his way home from toaster shopping by any chance, was he?

David Paul

Not sure. We WILL find out.

It's too late for him to run and hide, isn't it?

This is really funny, and encouraging. I like Occifer Basilisk, and I'd be DELIGHTED to see Jeph tormenting the Shippers using her and (whoever) as the next "Fables". :)

Oops I ship it now.

Luzahn

Basilisk + Clinton = Bastion. Which would make for some REALLY weird shipping.

Noise

berf

R. Francis Smith

Roko and Clinton go on a date, or two, or they become a thing. Faye and/or bubbles finds out. Gets to thinking about faybles, etc. etc.

Travis Wedding

Too short, too late. The story of Clinton’s life.

Andrew

Ooh looks like he's going on another date soonish

Kyle Major

Whelp. Guess we're gonna need a new ship name. How about Clinko?

Celine Chamberlin

oops! tripped over her shadow!

Tim Williams

Well we haven't seen him in a bit. This could be very interesting. Set sail new ships!

Oh Clinton, you poor bastard

Lord Crusade

And the shipping speculations multiply exponentially ...

Peter Jensen

Unexpected!

Gary Walker

hey so what's brun been up to

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

berf

Dean Reilly

He meets new women at the most inopportune time!

Grace Kieser

A wild Clinton appears! I sure wasn’t expecting that...

Will Weaver