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Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend

I took a one-off bonus comic and turned it into a weird little story

Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend

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How is this weird? TONS of people tell others they have gluten allergies. :-)

David H. Adler

Claire is awesome and for some reason reminds me of my brother's GF, who is also awesome.

SSJ Carrot Cake

You had me at hello, Pintsize. You had me at hello.

Must've been a dream I had.

Brent Catherman

I love Claire's and Pintsize's friendship so dang muuuuuch

Airyu

YAY! I love when Claire is around.

Worked fine. :)

Only jerks don't call back the next morning, Pintsize! Call her back! Don't you give up on this! I need this!

Eric Burns-White

I thought that show was about that new drug?

William Burns

I saw something like this on that Nina Bedford Show. Toast Fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

Brent Catherman

possible root of Pintsize's toaster fetish: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908</a> (first attempt at a link in patreon, hopefully it will work, sigh)

Simran Khalsa

Claire's response almost seems like she has had to give it before so it's rehearsed on some level.

Shawn K. Younkin

Likely the *only* sweet response Pintsize has ever gotten....

Ralph

I think that's the sweetest response to a proposition Pintsize has ever gotten. Aww. &lt;3

What a great connection, Captain!

Andy Sleeper

I want a set, so I can store it next to my Magical Love Gentleman mug

Andy Sleeper

That or her threat to lobotomise him with several terabytes of cat gif index tables.

Ben Russell-Gough

Claire is so awesome, I adore her! &lt;3

Nicki Faulk

I love it! I was kind of hoping for a follow-up.

Czarzhan

Yay Claire! ❤️

Will Weaver

Always hard to tell with the stranger kinks. Like, what does the guy with a <a href="https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/969622359744360449" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">high-priced wonderbread/pollution/deforestation fetish</a> get out of it? Apparently he's spending a lot of money on commissions of said fetish, so there's gotta be something, right?

Peter Jensen

Dammit, now I want Crab Girlfriend to be a real thing!

Marc Pengryffyn

Marten's <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Loom of Doom</a> really left its mark on Pintsize's behaviour towards Claire!

David Paul

you gonna be at ECCC tommorow? hope to see you there again this year

""I don't want to mate with your woman, " I tell him. "Your woman is a crab, for God's sake." But this only makes him angrier, because I think he knows, deep inside his slimy little heart that I'm telling the truth. " - Dave Barry <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html</a>

Captain Button

Episodes of Crab Girlfriend simply write themselves: "Omg, Crab-chan might be into me? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!" *scuttlescuttlescuttlePINCH* "Ow!"

Thomas Boys

So, Pintsize is actually into shooting toast at people? I mean, who am I to judge but you do have to wonder what he gets out of it!

Ben Russell-Gough

I like that Claire seems to have had a positive effect on all of Marten's family.

Overnight, Marten vanishes without a trace. Pintsize graciously offers Claire a shoulder to cry on. No one suspects a thing (if they know what’s good for them). [Good grief. That took a very Film Noir twist didn't it]

Andrew

A+ adulting in this comic

Julia Allen-Hesse

You know, originally I thought Pintsize had just gotten confused at the whole "toasting" thing, but this is so much better.

Paul Rendell

Gotta not fault Pintsize for this one. He did ask politely...

"I make bread FUN"

Bagge

V ENOL is what it looks like

Mordaeus

aw

Stoodmuffin

I would buy a Crab Girlfriend mug.

Mordaeus

You really think Pintsize was gonna say 'face'?

Dean Reilly

"what? Of course I'm not cheating on you, I'm just letting your weird ai companion shoot toast on my face!" Thanks to this comic, this is a conversation I've imagined now, please get it out of my head.

gatherer818

I love this little scene. There's a kinship and understanding between them which is really nice to see.

Celine Chamberlin

Claire's such a sweetheart ❤

Fart Captor

And I suddenly want a Crab Girlfriend mug.

Celine Chamberlin

Damn it, what does her shirt say?? I'm just going to assume Venus in Furs.

Alex Mullenix

Crab girlfriend is trash Magical Love Gentleman 4ever

Cody Renton


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