Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend
Added 2018-03-04 05:50:08 +0000 UTCI took a one-off bonus comic and turned it into a weird little story
Comments
How is this weird? TONS of people tell others they have gluten allergies. :-)
David H. Adler
2018-03-05 19:29:06 +0000 UTCClaire is awesome and for some reason reminds me of my brother's GF, who is also awesome.
SSJ Carrot Cake
2018-03-05 18:49:42 +0000 UTCYou had me at hello, Pintsize. You had me at hello.
2018-03-05 16:17:58 +0000 UTCMust've been a dream I had.
Brent Catherman
2018-03-05 13:24:27 +0000 UTCI love Claire's and Pintsize's friendship so dang muuuuuch
Airyu
2018-03-05 05:07:46 +0000 UTCYAY! I love when Claire is around.
2018-03-05 03:41:11 +0000 UTCWorked fine. :)
2018-03-05 02:34:48 +0000 UTCOnly jerks don't call back the next morning, Pintsize! Call her back! Don't you give up on this! I need this!
Eric Burns-White
2018-03-05 02:04:06 +0000 UTCI thought that show was about that new drug?
William Burns
2018-03-05 00:50:51 +0000 UTCI saw something like this on that Nina Bedford Show. Toast Fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
Brent Catherman
2018-03-04 17:38:40 +0000 UTCpossible root of Pintsize's toaster fetish: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908</a> (first attempt at a link in patreon, hopefully it will work, sigh)
Simran Khalsa
2018-03-04 17:28:32 +0000 UTCClaire's response almost seems like she has had to give it before so it's rehearsed on some level.
Shawn K. Younkin
2018-03-04 17:08:50 +0000 UTCLikely the *only* sweet response Pintsize has ever gotten....
Ralph
2018-03-04 15:20:54 +0000 UTCI think that's the sweetest response to a proposition Pintsize has ever gotten. Aww. <3
2018-03-04 15:18:26 +0000 UTCWhat a great connection, Captain!
Andy Sleeper
2018-03-04 14:58:36 +0000 UTCI want a set, so I can store it next to my Magical Love Gentleman mug
Andy Sleeper
2018-03-04 14:52:40 +0000 UTCThat or her threat to lobotomise him with several terabytes of cat gif index tables.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-04 14:23:28 +0000 UTCClaire is so awesome, I adore her! <3
Nicki Faulk
2018-03-04 12:32:34 +0000 UTCI love it! I was kind of hoping for a follow-up.
Czarzhan
2018-03-04 12:07:27 +0000 UTCYay Claire! ❤️
Will Weaver
2018-03-04 11:39:43 +0000 UTCAlways hard to tell with the stranger kinks. Like, what does the guy with a <a href="https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/969622359744360449" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">high-priced wonderbread/pollution/deforestation fetish</a> get out of it? Apparently he's spending a lot of money on commissions of said fetish, so there's gotta be something, right?
Peter Jensen
2018-03-04 10:50:28 +0000 UTCDammit, now I want Crab Girlfriend to be a real thing!
Marc Pengryffyn
2018-03-04 10:47:42 +0000 UTCMarten's <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Loom of Doom</a> really left its mark on Pintsize's behaviour towards Claire!
David Paul
2018-03-04 10:13:33 +0000 UTCyou gonna be at ECCC tommorow? hope to see you there again this year
2018-03-04 09:09:22 +0000 UTC""I don't want to mate with your woman, " I tell him. "Your woman is a crab, for God's sake." But this only makes him angrier, because I think he knows, deep inside his slimy little heart that I'm telling the truth. " - Dave Barry <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html</a>
Captain Button
2018-03-04 09:07:01 +0000 UTCEpisodes of Crab Girlfriend simply write themselves: "Omg, Crab-chan might be into me? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!" *scuttlescuttlescuttlePINCH* "Ow!"
Thomas Boys
2018-03-04 08:27:17 +0000 UTCSo, Pintsize is actually into shooting toast at people? I mean, who am I to judge but you do have to wonder what he gets out of it!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-04 07:57:12 +0000 UTCI like that Claire seems to have had a positive effect on all of Marten's family.
2018-03-04 07:36:48 +0000 UTCOvernight, Marten vanishes without a trace. Pintsize graciously offers Claire a shoulder to cry on. No one suspects a thing (if they know what’s good for them). [Good grief. That took a very Film Noir twist didn't it]
Andrew
2018-03-04 06:43:37 +0000 UTCA+ adulting in this comic
Julia Allen-Hesse
2018-03-04 06:34:53 +0000 UTCYou know, originally I thought Pintsize had just gotten confused at the whole "toasting" thing, but this is so much better.
Paul Rendell
2018-03-04 06:29:56 +0000 UTCGotta not fault Pintsize for this one. He did ask politely...
2018-03-04 06:24:07 +0000 UTC"I make bread FUN"
Bagge
2018-03-04 06:14:47 +0000 UTCV ENOL is what it looks like
Mordaeus
2018-03-04 06:12:39 +0000 UTCaw
Stoodmuffin
2018-03-04 06:08:39 +0000 UTCI would buy a Crab Girlfriend mug.
Mordaeus
2018-03-04 06:07:52 +0000 UTCYou really think Pintsize was gonna say 'face'?
Dean Reilly
2018-03-04 06:05:09 +0000 UTC"what? Of course I'm not cheating on you, I'm just letting your weird ai companion shoot toast on my face!" Thanks to this comic, this is a conversation I've imagined now, please get it out of my head.
gatherer818
2018-03-04 05:58:29 +0000 UTCI love this little scene. There's a kinship and understanding between them which is really nice to see.
Celine Chamberlin
2018-03-04 05:56:06 +0000 UTCClaire's such a sweetheart ❤
Fart Captor
2018-03-04 05:53:55 +0000 UTCAnd I suddenly want a Crab Girlfriend mug.
Celine Chamberlin
2018-03-04 05:53:50 +0000 UTCDamn it, what does her shirt say?? I'm just going to assume Venus in Furs.
Alex Mullenix
2018-03-04 05:52:26 +0000 UTCCrab girlfriend is trash Magical Love Gentleman 4ever
Cody Renton
2018-03-04 05:52:23 +0000 UTC
