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Something To Believe In

A roomba, but for dicks

Something To Believe In

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Yes. I think the earliest thing is 234. with Pintsize and some other robot, whom Pintsize tought to be female. Then sometimes robots IRC'd, Pintsize, Momo, PT410X, maybe Winslow too.

Both of Momo's have anime sweat in different styles. Did she prepare those ahead of time, knowing she was going to need them?

gatherer818

I'm confused. Why do the emoji have to be cut in half?

Brad Knowles

Do AIs have built in AIM Messenger? Have we seen this before?

Matthew

They both seem to have updated emojis as they updated/changed chassis. Much like one would update a profile picture, I suppose.

Peter Jensen

Yeah, but it takes away the option of throwing a phone out the window in frustration. Though granted, that's no longer a non-costly option for me after I retired my faithful Nokia 1100 for a smartphone.

Peter Jensen

OMG. Looked this up... it's a thing. <a href="http://megustalaroomba.com/wp-content/uploads/final-emoji-alternativa-roomba.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://megustalaroomba.com/wp-content/uploads/final-emoji-alternativa-roomba.jpg</a> <a href="http://megustalaroomba.com/2017/01/26/ponle-cara-a-tu-roomba/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://megustalaroomba.com/2017/01/26/ponle-cara-a-tu-roomba/</a> Now just need one with a dick on it.

Chuck Dee

“dickroomba”

Lalo Martins

If you ever see someone abruptly look startled for no clear reason, consider that they might be an AI that just got called a dickroomba over their brainmessager.

R. Francis Smith

Fun fact: the reason humans are so smart is that we were pushed by evolutionary pressure to get good at modeling each others' mental states and understanding the state of the social whole. The ability to think together is our evolutionary superpower. So the idea that AIs would do this kind of modeling actually makes sense—it may be what woke them up.

Abhayakara

Of course robots yell by using all caps.

Yes, it means that they're cluttering up their internal communications with endless series of emojis masquerading as '1337 code'.

Ben Russell-Gough

The “angry May” emoji is everything.

Will Weaver

Oh good lord. The AIs have telepathy with one another. This changes EVERYTHING

CalmWeaver27

🤖‍🍆 Works for me

Jan Gampe

Hang on, would May's emoji have changed when her facemeats colour changed?

Sally Fields

'Roomba' is a brand of autonomous robot vacuum cleaner; it's got only the simplest pseudo-AI control software. Basically, May found an elaborate way to call Momo stupid.

Ben Russell-Gough

I dunno; May actually gave good advice (oddly enough, she usually does in these scenarios). The issue here is whether Dale can keep his brain from tripping him up and whether Marigold is in a mood to listen.

Ben Russell-Gough

I knew that the AIs had their own IM network!

Ben Russell-Gough

Its official amongst all the variations of relationships in this strip we also have the one that's so awkward it takes the processing time of not one but two AI's to keep it going :P

Rudolph Gerber

I'm with Pinky the Roomba on this.

Stoodmuffin

They can talk behind our backs! Robot apocalypse imminent.

William Burns

Nobody let pintsize know about the dickroomba.

Grant Swire

OH MY GOD THEY CAN TEXT IN THEIR HEADS?! THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE AND I'M SO JEALOUS!

Di-kroomba!

Aye Caramba, it’s a Dic-kroomba! (Not sure yet which is more horrifying - a Roomba that seeks out dicks, or a Roomba made of dicks)

Andrew

They ARE in contact. I assume "Romba" is some sort of robot slur.

Bagge

Pretty sure it is just texting, they just don't need a touchscreen because they are the phone. Pint-size took dictation before.

gatherer818

DOOOOMED!

Andrew

I wish I had custom emojis

Kyle Major

Is this the first instance we've seen of "AI Telepathy"? Too bad it looks just like texting. I mean, even I can do that...

BobC

I think I found a new insult.

Nicholas Lopez

QC as a whole is filled with great portmanteaus like that

Cody Renton

May is amazing at coming up with insults.

JD

Oh man, now I want custom emoji.

Diptych

no dickroomba emoji?

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns


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