December Bonus Comic

«Is that a euphemism?»

Kristian Pettersen

Now I want a spin-off comic where Melon joins up with the US Department of Kicking Your Ass and it’s just the most off-the-wall spy thriller since Austin Powers.

Kristian

It's morning. he probably hasn't had his coffee yet.

Ack

I like the fact that Steve is no more than curious about a stranger eating his food like that.

There's plenty more in the basement.

Trigon Manthree

Much as I love the preview strip for tomorrow, I correctly suspected I'd need this one after it!

Mark

Now in my head-canon Steve is a British ex-pat. who went to a public school and therefore unable to be ruffled by eccentric androids who enter his abode and consume the packaging of his breakfast.

Rudolph Gerber

Basically, it's the story of two Very british strangers sharing a package of cookies, in complete silence, on a train station.

Lars Gottlieb

This reminds me of Douglas Adam's story about the cookies. Full text here: <a href="https://theoldvillage.wordpress.com/2004/01/28/douglas-adams-shares-a-true-story/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://theoldvillage.wordpress.com/2004/01/28/douglas-adams-shares-a-true-story/</a>

Lars Gottlieb

There is now.

Borg Lord

I love Melon

Fart Captor

Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!

BobC

Steve is the best.

Flounder

"Underpants! Underpants for Hideki!!" "that's right, Melon, say it just like that. You are such a good persocom..."

Paul Grodt

I love the idea that unlikely badass secret agent Steve has a tunnel under his house. I also love the idea that he knows nothing about it. xD ;)

Chris Hewson

Who says he dug it?

Oh come on Jeph you cant just give us this backstory and drop us like that

Dylan T

Steve is chill, Melon noms are adorbs x3

Cole Blackblood

Why am I thinking that the tunnel is a relic from the Robot Underground Monorail back in the bad old days?

Captain Button

act casual XD

Kyle Major

Hee hee hee- as always, I love how chill Steve is. Just like - "This strange robot lady is in my kitchen eating my cereal....whatever."

Shawn K. Younkin

Pintsize has eaten stuff before! ...it pretty much came out the other end exactly as it went in, but he did eat it.

Diptych

If you're a new patron, definitely go back and look up the old bonus strips. Plenty of Melon among them. Won't solve any mysteries, though ...

Peter Jensen

C,mon, Steve. You’re an international man of mystery and you don’t even know about the tunnel in your basement?

Populuxe

Nooooo, they are out of cereals!!!

Bagge

Followed by Melon and Steve foil the Mole Emperorbot

Stephen Smoogen

And now, next month is already set... Steve and Melon explore the tunnel in the basement.

Stephen Smoogen

Ass Golf? I don't wanna know. 'ell's bells, I don't even watch Tank Golf.

I can now die happy

Dave

Melon is like the friendly homeless person everyone invites over for dinner. Of course in this case she snuck in, but Steve is still a chill bro.

Kyle Jenkins

I squeeeee so hard when I saw this was posted!!! 😁😁😁😁

Julienne Ignace

So now we have bulbasaur, squirtle, and Charmander

Stoodmuffin

A robot actually consuming something orally - this is a new thing in the QC Canon, I believe. Or perhaps these bonus comics are extracanonical.

Andy Sleeper

yeah--like Steve doesn't have basement tunnels, sure

Magic Chopstick Games

I guess now we know what happened to the butt. I'd always known world's elites controlled everything from golf courses, but I hadn't realize the DEPTHS of their depravity! (Get it? Because of butts? And holes?)

Geo (Overand)

"Oh boy"

drij

THAT WE KNOW OF. keep in mind, he is a super secret spy and junk.

Mister Cletus

Copyright 2018 aaaaaahh!!! Where has the time gone?

Kristian

Tasty, tasty cardboard!

Will Weaver

That's exactly what I thought. Uh, Jeph. You plan on selling those Ass Golf shirts?

Alex Mullenix

Shouldn't a former secret agent know about basement tunnels? Getting sloppy Steve (PS this was great)

Stuart Telfer

On the contrary! As a leveret, I was quite fond of snacking on paper[1]. (Life Pro Tip: except printer paper. That stuff's memorably bitter) [1] And t-shirt collars.

Melon is the best character.

Alcaria Swain

I was wondering who "Melon" was. Mystery solved :)

AkiraSeranas

“Also, I have a basement?”

Andrew

Please let the shirt become reality, Jeph

I really want Melon and Steve to become a regular thing. Besides, he's one of the few characters without an AI friend around at this stage.

Stevie C-K

Steve has all the chill

Becky Landry

Best ship

Matrim Cauthon

Now I need an Ass Golf t-shirt.

nowshowjj

There is now.

Chris Crowther

It's as good as I hoped!!!

I don’t know, Melon is helping reduce waste, right?

Mark P.