...and I haven't responded yet, please message me again!
Either Patreon has a glitch where it marked all my messages as "read", or maybe I was just super tired and open...
2021-01-11 06:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It's officially December 1st! Which means I'm playing Christmas music, drinking seasonal black teas, and sitting beside a roaring fire despite it still being 75 degrees where I live lol
For C...
2020-12-01 17:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be on Camsoda tonight at 7-8pm PST!
Don't be a stranger! $5 gets you in the door, for 30 minutes of live entertainment. I'll be doing two shows back-to-...
2020-11-11 17:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This preview is SFW! Subscribe to see NSFW ;)
2020-10-27 00:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, this is kinda a sad post and just me venting a little :(
Some of you know, I used to deal antiques. I worked at an antique mall and managed a goodwill. Antiques are my passion, and I’ve...
2020-10-19 11:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy October :)
As many of you know, I’m a big fan of Halloween, but trick or treating isn’t happening this year, due to Covid.
I'll be on camsoda tonight at 8pm-9pm PT if you'd like to stop by and say hi! Username is HopelessSoFrantic
I'll be trying on some new lingerie and special pieces, so I hope to see you there ...
2020-06-03 00:11:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Great news!
The Hopeless Adoption Railroad was a complete success. I traveled to Charleston, South Carolina to adopt out my korean meat trade foster. She is currently in her new home and thri...
2020-06-02 21:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post
As I'm sure many of you know, I've been doing a lot of animal rescue work lately. This month, I fostered 11 different dogs, and most were at the same time! I still have 6 dogs in m...
2020-05-24 18:47:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone!
My COVID-19 test results came back NEGATIVE, which means I'll be live-streaming with my mom on MFC on Mother's Day: this Sunday at 5pm PT!
My mom and I wil...
2020-05-08 23:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post
See me get flexible in this month's yoga kink set :) Available now to the $50+ tiers!
2020-04-30 21:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Ditch this COVID-ridden planet and take a rocket ship to outer-space. In this month's $20+ tier set, see Emily Bloom and I as galactic space girls.
Link will be in the next post ;) ...
2020-04-23 00:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Boudoir is for everyone, no matter your shape, age, or gender-- It's about exuding confidence, learning about your shape, and feeling sexy.
When talking to my mom about my odd career path, sh...
2020-03-31 18:59:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little sample ;) if you'd like to treat yourself and see the full 60+ image set, along with a backlog of other kink sets (latex, bondage, oil, etc), hop over to the $50 tier and enjoy <3<...
2020-03-21 23:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Took some pictures of my nuggets -- mom is a red mini husky and was dumped at my local shelter with her babies and sister. I usually try to avoid fostering puppies (they're a lot of work and I love...
2020-03-18 21:27:33 +0000 UTC View Post
5 years, 7 months, and 5 days since I brought you home. You were so tiny and sick. The first week I had you, your vet visit was over $1000, and boy, you taught me how to budget well.
You foug...
2020-03-14 05:06:20 +0000 UTC View Post
He was supposed to leave the hospital 11am yesterday. He’s still fighting for his life. We’re going to do one more day of hospitalization, but if he can’t maintain his BG levels on his own, t...
2020-03-07 16:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post
If you didn't see on yesterday's reddit post, I’m working on a new game for MFC... Hopeless Monopoly! It’ll include Polaroids, prints, bras, and lots of other fun stuff. I’m going to stream o...
2020-02-04 19:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, howdy and Seasons Greetings!
We’ve reached the season of giving, and Misses Claus has lots of presents to give!
This month (and this month only), I will be doing a Holida...
2019-12-03 01:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to give the biggest of thank yous to both new patrons and long-time subscribers. I really am grateful I get to use this platform to interact with you and share my life and stories.
I...
2019-11-19 01:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m editing a set from Italy for you all :) Here’s a goofy preview. I’ve been shooti...
2019-11-08 22:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Next month's set is from my stay in Budapest, one of the most underrated cities in Europe. The food was cheap and delicious, the city was clean and not overpopulated, and the architecture was incre...
2019-08-17 02:22:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, hopefully you ;) lol seriously! Some of these sets from Greece are so adorable. This is that red Calzedonia swimsuit I was talking about. Like it more than the yellow? I didn't do a shoot in ...
2019-07-26 11:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
So a little backstory, this bathing suit comes from a store called Calzedonia... it actually had tops that fit me and the whole bikini was $50. These swim shops are all over Europe...
2019-07-26 10:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a mix of a couple different things, all shot by Allen Henson @therealallenhenson... 65 images for your pleasure
Throwback to long blonde hair too ;)
For everyone under $50...
2019-06-25 11:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostI'm at the hotel right now, after a great Day 1 (of three). Luckily, the other model in this seminar is one I already know! 2019-06-01 07:34:57 +0000 UTC View Post
-Naughty tutor set with lots of pussy and butthole, yay! (if you wanna see what I look like in glasses)
-Launch patron discord
-Submit my website for approval from payment gateway (usua...
2019-05-01 21:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post"hey all!
Last month I noticed a massive decline in patrons and received 37 messages from patrons who said they keep trying to follow me but cant because their payment methods are being...
2019-05-01 21:49:26 +0000 UTC View Post
My ferret (Baby Boy or BB) was rushed to the vet this morning for being stumbly and not present. His BG was at 39, which is critically low-- lowest it's ever been. He could have died. We doubled hi...
2019-04-02 21:37:41 +0000 UTC View PostI mean that. Mine was...kind of a bummer. But whenever I'm having a bad day, that means someone else in the world is having a really good one. And I hope that lucky person was you.
So, for th...
2019-03-18 05:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post