December Bonus Comic Poll

Because...readers...

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

How did this deteriorate so fast...

onitake

Steve eating melon with cereal on top? :P

Brad Knowles

Remember when Pintsize ate the cake mix? I think this will be the same.

Brian

which is that Jeph fucks the cereal?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Steve eating cereal with melon on top? :D

Brian English

Jeph, I don't see how there's really any option here... Like, there's clearly and obviously a single correct answer

Nick Gilbert

Steve eating Melon’s Cereal :D

Will Cuppett

this one is Steve AND Melon

Jeph Jacques

so all bonus comics are melon forever, got it

Matt Lee

I don’t even have to see the results to know which option is going to win.

Populuxe

won't stop us from crossing 'em, but yeah, it's crazy.

Nicklaus Gunnflag

Wait! What about Steve eating Melon's cereal?!

Though I am concerned because I believe the AI in this universe do not eat? So...is Melon *smelling* the cereal? Is there robot cereal?

Natalie Wagner

*ring ring* Oh hey Jeff, oh this is how you are delivering this months bonus comic, by phoning it in? Hey, that's cool man, everyone needs a break sometimes.

how about instead: cereal eating Steve and Melon!

Matt

Heck yeah - two for the price of one!

Dave

Jeph is super cereal, you guys...

Trigon Manthree

A rigged poll

ysth

It's exactly like voting!

J.E. Melton

Melon eating cereal while sitting on Steve (who is also eating cereal).

Ian

I SO want to see/write up the QC world as an RPG setting. :)

Czarzhan

I went there, too...

Czarzhan

"Steve and Melon Eating Cereal"? Really? Are you voters crazy? DO NOT CROSS THE BEAMS!

BobC

Clearly only one answer to this.

Mark

I think Melon would be more excited to BE the cereal. “I’M CEREAL NOW :D” “I STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.”

William Hanna

Man if you tee it up like that (as per option 3), you gotta hammer the ball. :)

Jerry Han

Due to going through my emails while tired and being on many Patreons, I misread this as "Jim Sterling posted December Comic Bonus Poll" for a few minutes, which was a very weird moment. Probably not as weird as Jeph doing a comic about "They're just cosmetics."

NekoIncardine

I'm giving you a like, but also a groan and a glare. Well done.

I'm vote 666 for option 3, honestly, shouldn't we just leave it for posterity?

Steve eating Melon? Melon eating Steve?

Summer Sudbrink

With those options, you had to ask?

what.

MOAR YELLING BIRD!

Like, how was anybody _not_ going to choose option 3?

Abhayakara

Melon and Steve actually go "way back"...

Chris Gallaty

So the endorsement deal from the Dairy and Grain Marketing Boards finally came in?

Captain Button

They're going to use their cereal ports. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet.

Looked at the poll ... "How is this even in question" ... voted ... "Yep, just as expected".

Peter Jensen

It's called Voight-Comp.

Craig P Steffen

Can yelling bird be serving the cereal to them in a hipster cereal cafe?

Can the cereal be pop rocks?

Cereal eating Steve and Melon

Matthew Harris

Is this a Turing Test?

drij

Even though we all know that that the third option is going to win, even if it didn't, the third comic would technically satisfy the two options.

JD

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Øyunn Hagland

I'll be holding my breath for the sequel, "Melon II: This Means Porridge".

He wants think that we have a choice, when he knows that we don't.

JD

Melon eating Steve who is now cereal

This poll is rigged! Jeph knows what we want amd is just teasing us!

I voted for all 3 options. MAXIMUM DEMOCRACY

I suspect that Jeph is on to our needs...

Haldon Lindstrom

Tell us what you really want this comic to be about, Jeph.

Carl Cravens

Like that poll is even a question. :)

Hopefully with marshmallows

Joe Cottle

Well, clearly it involves cereal.

Will Weaver