November(?) Bonus Comic
Added 2017-12-16 13:48:19 +0000 UTC
Sorry this one is so late! This month has been crazier than I expected. I'll try to have the poll up for the December bonus strip shortly and get it in by the end of the month.
LOL I went to Catholic school and I swear I caught the nuns practicing their rulercraft with katanas in the back >.>
Freya Thurell
2017-12-18 01:51:23 +0000 UTC
The worst of it was when he tried to replace his divot. THAT'S what caused the lawsuit.
J.E. Melton
2017-12-17 18:24:56 +0000 UTC
ALL THE TINGS. The tings are all ruined by Vatican II.
Borg Lord
2017-12-17 18:04:36 +0000 UTC
Damn Vatican II, ruining everyting
Borg Lord
2017-12-17 18:03:38 +0000 UTC
What do Orthodox priests carry?
Brent Catherman
2017-12-17 16:16:15 +0000 UTC
You totally can! Woot was selling a “butt putt” golf set the other day.
Will Weaver
2017-12-17 15:37:32 +0000 UTC
Why oh why do I let Jeph make me Google these things?!? <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/playboy-model-golf-club-buttocks/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.mamamia.com.au/playboy-model-golf-club-buttocks/</a>
Chris Gallaty
2017-12-17 14:22:56 +0000 UTC
I used to know a vicar who played Werewolf: the Apocalypse, but he's gone into acting now.
Jumpy James Johnson Junior
2017-12-17 10:37:14 +0000 UTC
ASS GOLF!? I want to play that!!
Ottar Kraemer
2017-12-17 09:53:15 +0000 UTC
If you’re gonna play ass golf, don’t take any penny-related wagers
Magic Chopstick Games
2017-12-17 05:56:48 +0000 UTC
Does this unit have a soul?
Julia Allen-Hesse
2017-12-17 05:50:14 +0000 UTC
College courses about or mentioned religion was way more interesting cause it had the learning part... but no other part.
Highschool and before had other shit
Stoodmuffin
2017-12-17 05:07:19 +0000 UTC
I am glad she inturrpeted him. I had a whole text book of that stuff I'm trying to purge from my memory
Stoodmuffin
2017-12-17 05:06:04 +0000 UTC
None.
Gary Walker
2017-12-17 04:50:00 +0000 UTC
An Episcopalian told me a joke recently -- wherever you find four Episcopalians, you'll find a fifth.
Celine Chamberlin
2017-12-17 02:23:22 +0000 UTC
Actually, Episcopalians are best with Martinis, used as martillery.
BobC
2017-12-17 01:12:08 +0000 UTC
Nuns are now totally OP
Mooster
2017-12-17 01:11:26 +0000 UTC
A supplement of Macho Women With Guns? (A real RPG, albeit not a very serious one. It already has a "Renegade Nuns On Wheels" supplement.
Captain Button
2017-12-16 21:41:57 +0000 UTC
They’ve nerfed priest? Every time Vatican gets an update the pope has to go and rebalance!
Andrew
2017-12-16 20:34:24 +0000 UTC
Best interpretation of Catholicism
Alcaria Swain
2017-12-16 20:17:51 +0000 UTC
Bet those halberds came pretty handy in the nun wars
<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=692" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=692</a>
Bagge
2017-12-16 20:10:56 +0000 UTC
Nuns With Halberds, you've got your spinoff title right there.
Erin Halfelven at BigCloset
2017-12-16 20:06:30 +0000 UTC
Mormons carry lever action repeating rifles.
Daryl Sawyer
2017-12-16 19:28:55 +0000 UTC
This is funnier than it has any right to be.
Michael Russell
2017-12-16 19:25:40 +0000 UTC
I’m interested in this priest’s church.
Will Weaver
2017-12-16 18:51:40 +0000 UTC
Unitarian Univeralists get lasers.
Gary Walker
2017-12-16 16:31:53 +0000 UTC
is he a priest from the butt church?
Matt
2017-12-16 16:06:37 +0000 UTC
Yes.
2017-12-16 15:50:45 +0000 UTC
Ich want more cool priests!
2017-12-16 15:47:24 +0000 UTC
If I knew a priest like this I would totally go to his church.
Paul Rendell
2017-12-16 15:41:17 +0000 UTC
Does ass golf explain what sent Melon's butt into orbit?
2017-12-16 15:20:47 +0000 UTC
I hadn't realized Melon was such of fan of the comic she appears in to be wearing a shirt with such an obscure, 4th wall breaking bit of reference.
Or maybe it was a game of ass golf gone wrong that caused her to need the help of Faye and Bubbles.
Olivia Waters
2017-12-16 15:19:29 +0000 UTC
In addition to whatever meaning the phrase might inherently have, it's also one of Jeph's alternative domains for the comic. <a href="http://ass.golf" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://ass.golf</a>
Olivia Waters
2017-12-16 15:08:23 +0000 UTC
a priest, a Melon and a theoretical demon. When do they walk into a bar?
Peter McDevitt
2017-12-16 14:55:00 +0000 UTC
I do not want to play ass golf.
John Ridley
2017-12-16 14:47:12 +0000 UTC
How many nunchucks could a nun chuck if a nun could chuck nunchucks?
Ack
2017-12-16 14:41:04 +0000 UTC
Nunchucker is a prestige class.
Diptych
2017-12-16 14:22:50 +0000 UTC
Halberds? I would have thought their weapon of choice would be nun-chucks. :D
Thomas Boys
2017-12-16 14:16:25 +0000 UTC
My new wish for 4 panel comic. 1: Steve being held in a supervillain lair; 2: Group of halberd-wielding nuns break in; 3: General mayhem; 4: Steve eating cereal.
Wayne Rossi
2017-12-16 14:12:57 +0000 UTC
Five words: Roko and Melon buddy comedy
Rich Holmes
2017-12-16 14:10:08 +0000 UTC
Is ass golf where you play golf with an ass, on an ass, or ...
Captain Button
2017-12-16 14:07:09 +0000 UTC
Not to mention yardsticks.
2017-12-16 14:02:52 +0000 UTC
I see what's going on here. Jeph just wanted to plant an image of nuns with halberds in our minds and it's taken him this long to work out that's just not going to happen in the Hanners-Tilly storyline.
2017-12-16 13:56:14 +0000 UTC
Nuns are also proficient in bludgeoning weapons like flails, or Nunchucks.
Mike de Jong
2017-12-16 13:52:17 +0000 UTC