She's actually a robot mom Hanner's dad built to cover up the reality that [REDACTED]. Sadly, her dad is not good on parenting.
Captain Button
2017-11-08 23:41:17 +0000 UTC
It's been awhile since we saw Hannelore's mother. So long that you notice they stylistic changes. I don't recall her eyes being pink, but I suppose she could've had some work done since then.
Brent Catherman
2017-11-07 03:16:26 +0000 UTC
So, Hanners' Mom waited this long to assign her an assistant? And she's an Ellicott-Chatham? Doesn't this qualify as dereliction of fiduciary duty or somesuch, by being so careless and waiting so long?
Brad Knowles
2017-11-07 01:48:24 +0000 UTC
Some of us can afford the upgrade.
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2017-11-07 01:40:25 +0000 UTC
After all, what is dressage but...dancing for horses?
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2017-11-07 01:39:16 +0000 UTC
I'm shipping her with Pintsize. :)
2017-11-07 00:49:08 +0000 UTC
I see that AI's are truly equal to humans in how they are treated by Hanalore's mom?
Shane
2017-11-07 00:02:35 +0000 UTC
That horse is the stuff of nightmares...
Frank Li
2017-11-06 23:37:15 +0000 UTC
Didn't Beatrice used to have green eyes?
Eric Lusby
2017-11-06 19:15:53 +0000 UTC
Helpful how, by ordering a replacement for the phone that only got broken because she showed up?
Jumpy James Johnson Junior
2017-11-06 17:16:18 +0000 UTC
Only if it gets left out in the train.
Jumpy James Johnson Junior
2017-11-06 17:15:15 +0000 UTC
Wilson is a companion, not an assistant. Tilly, however, is on the payroll. Two completely different paradigms.
2017-11-06 16:26:30 +0000 UTC
Question: what assistance can Tilly supply that Wilson can not given he now has a humanoid body? Prior to the new body, I could see this being a need, now I can not see the need for a human assistant.
Wild Card
2017-11-06 15:37:23 +0000 UTC
$1 says that she pays the horse to misbehave to make the experience authentic (and to give her a reason to use the teaser)
Jason Rock
2017-11-06 14:52:26 +0000 UTC
P.S. Excellent Kirby-like dynamic throwing arm on Hanners!
Douglas E. Smith
2017-11-06 14:16:41 +0000 UTC
Waitasec...this is the 'meeting' that her mother was in from which she couldn't be disturbed? Quality control of of the warbeasts prior to the invasion?
Douglas E. Smith
2017-11-06 14:15:39 +0000 UTC
I just noticed robo horse's blade pointed tail on panel one. I think it's a war chevaline ala "The Diamond Age."
Gary Walker
2017-11-06 12:08:17 +0000 UTC
Nope. Do not like her not one little bit!!
2017-11-06 11:02:13 +0000 UTC
Maybe the horse is folding up into a briefcase? I can’t figure out what’s happening there at all.
Peevester
2017-11-06 10:18:24 +0000 UTC
Man! I really don't like Hannalore's mom, so much so, I'm making a couple monstrous assumptions about the horsey: (1) That the AI is an inmate in Robo-jail, and this is a similar deal to May's "personal assistant" thing with Dale when she was in slam. (2) That the AI's vocabulary has been restricted, at the request of Ms. Ellicott-Chatham, to horsey-noises. (Whether this is a limitation built into the horse body, or some form of software "muzzle", we don't know yet.)
Czarzhan
2017-11-06 09:17:15 +0000 UTC
It could happen instantly, if she were thrown from her malfunctioning robo-horse and trampled by it. The horse wouldn't be at fault, as it was damaged by an unexpected electric shock believed to have been inflicted by the late heartless human imposter.
gatherer818
2017-11-06 09:16:02 +0000 UTC
I do hope one day this woman gets some form of karmic retribution
Dylan T
2017-11-06 07:16:18 +0000 UTC
Was starting to sing the opening to the Lion King. "Maaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba....."
Rudolph Gerber
2017-11-06 06:53:10 +0000 UTC
Okay, so we *really* don't like Mom, right? Right?!
Pavel Curtis
2017-11-06 06:35:21 +0000 UTC
:( Agreed, poor robo horse. But, what is it saying?
Littleshiro-kun
2017-11-06 06:04:16 +0000 UTC
Of course her mom would be doing dressage or something like that.
Mark P.
2017-11-06 05:56:56 +0000 UTC
She is a true friend of the crown. Tilly dilly!
Brian English
2017-11-06 05:25:59 +0000 UTC
Tilly? Silly! Willy-nilly hill-billy? Maybe killy? Run of the milly? Milli-vanilli? Tilly, tilly bo-billy, banana-fana bo-billy. Fee-fi-fo filly. Tilly.
BobC
2017-11-06 05:07:08 +0000 UTC
Now all I can see is Bubbles on an AI horse riding in to her wedding. (If you have to ask who I'm shipping with Bubbles, you get the sharp end of the Ellicott-Chatham tazer.)
2017-11-06 04:35:41 +0000 UTC
Hmmm. Does Mama Ellicott-Chatham have intimations of mortality? PS poor horse! Call the ASPC-AI!
Holly Nelson
2017-11-06 04:24:07 +0000 UTC
That's just what Hanners was told
Hedgie
2017-11-06 04:20:35 +0000 UTC
With a name like Tilly, one would expect her to have a proper English diction.... but a killer accent like Bubble would be fun.
Chris Gallaty
2017-11-06 04:16:17 +0000 UTC
I want a robo-horse :o
Waffliesinyoface
2017-11-06 04:14:21 +0000 UTC
I thought she was in a meeting.
Captain Button
2017-11-06 04:11:56 +0000 UTC
Well adjusted families don't produce webcomic artists.
[JOKE]
Captain Button
2017-11-06 04:10:57 +0000 UTC
Why are webcomic parents so shitty?!
Giant Speck
2017-11-06 04:05:09 +0000 UTC
Another terrible pun. Please continue.
Celine Chamberlin
2017-11-06 04:04:37 +0000 UTC
Humanoids.
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2017-11-06 03:59:56 +0000 UTC
If humanoid robots see ungulates, what does a robot ungulate see when it smells tea?
C Bonesmith
2017-11-06 03:58:53 +0000 UTC
Wow, it's been a <i>decade</i> since we've seen Beatrice.
She didn't stay gone long enough.
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2017-11-06 03:57:00 +0000 UTC
His name should be Oberon.
Summer Sudbrink
2017-11-06 03:54:12 +0000 UTC
RoboCruelty is wrong. And that assistant is already helpful
Kyle Major
2017-11-06 03:53:41 +0000 UTC
Oh, this is so not going to end well.
Brad Knowles
2017-11-06 03:53:21 +0000 UTC
Tazermane
Summer Sudbrink
2017-11-06 03:49:40 +0000 UTC
Artifilly Intelligence
Summer Sudbrink
2017-11-06 03:48:48 +0000 UTC
She reminds me of Edina's secretary Bubble on Absolutely Fabulous somehow. (also robo horsey noooo)
Anton
2017-11-06 03:44:17 +0000 UTC
Now shipping: Mrs. Ellicott-Chatham/robot horse, Mrs. Ellicot-Horse
Gary Walker
2017-11-06 03:43:42 +0000 UTC
So graceful
Magic Chopstick Games
2017-11-06 03:43:27 +0000 UTC
Don’t taze me brony!
Summer Sudbrink
2017-11-06 03:43:26 +0000 UTC
Ellicott-Chatham Horse Tasers: when only certain correction of your mechanical horse will suffice.
Gary Walker
2017-11-06 03:42:24 +0000 UTC
Trusty
SC
2017-11-06 03:34:44 +0000 UTC
Horsey was just trying to say "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate"
MikeT
2017-11-06 03:34:36 +0000 UTC
Is that horse an AI? Do I need to turn her in for AI abuse? WELL, DO I?!
Celine Chamberlin
2017-11-06 03:32:43 +0000 UTC
lol Tazer™ Horse.
Nakawē Writer Mari
2017-11-06 03:31:39 +0000 UTC
I loved this new character from the first pic I saw of her but knowing her name and role I'm even MORE excited!
Erin Moriarty
2017-11-06 03:31:16 +0000 UTC