"Texting with... Riku" pt. 5
Added 2022-08-16 18:13:01 +0000 UTC
Bored, I drum my fingers on the steering wheel. Once again, I'm stuck waiting for a client to finish their business before driving them on to their next destination.
I try not to complain. Most of the time I really do enjoy my work. Being efficient, professional, being able to drive and spend my time around cars.
But, no job is perfect, and as a driver for other people you are still subject to their whims and demands.
As I sit there, contemplating banging my head against the window for entertainment, I'm rescued by a text message.
rikuBaby69: heeeeeey Mr. stickshift90! Riku has finally arrived at the museum!
stickShift90: Hey there, cutie. I'm glad you finally made it!
rikuBaby69: hehe, riku likes when u call her things like cutie! 😘
stickShift90: Oh yeah? I'll have to remember to do that more often.
rikuBaby69: yaaaaaay! Hehe
rikuBaby69: ooooo, museum is so big and fancy!
rikuBaby69: but riku has to wait in a loooooong line to get in! 😭
stickShift90: Oh no, how bad is it?
rikuBaby69: not super bad. There r many senior citizens, there must have been some kind of tour… awwwwww they are so cute!
rikuBaby69: awww, some of the men are smiling and pointing at riku! Hello kind older Americans! hehe!
stickShift90: Haha! I bet seeing you really made their day.
rikuBaby69: Thank u, stickshift90! U are so sweet!
rikuBaby69: one nice old gentlemen just asked me if i'd like 2 go out back of museum so he could show me anatomy exhibit! Sounds super interesting! But y do they put this out back of museum?
stickShift90: Riku, do not go with that man.
rikuBaby69: awwww, fine 🙄
rikuBaby69: riku will have to stream while she is here so she can bring chat on museum tour, guided by riku! It will mean her stream is educational now!
rikuBaby69: and chat could use some education! Sometimes they say not the smartest things!
stickShift90: Oh yeah? I wouldn't mind getting a tour of the museum by a cute little tour guide like yourself. I'm jealous.
rikuBaby69: Awwwww dont be jealous mr. stickshift90!
rikuBaby69: Riku will learn all about the museum and she will give you extra special tour herself!
stickShift90: You will, huh? I'll hold you to that.
rikuBaby69: Riku promises! Riku will even plan on wearing extra cute outfit!
stickShift90: Well then how will I focus on the tour?
rikuBaby69: Ooooo mr. stickshift90 is baaaaad!
rikuBaby69: what is mr stickshift90 up to right now anyway? Maybe he could come join riku at museum so she could give him tour 😉
stickShift90: God, I wish I could. I'm stuck waiting for a client to finish an errand so I can drive them to their next stop.
rikuBaby69: awwww, that sounds boring 😔
stickShift90: Haha, it certainly isn't the most exciting part of the job.
stickShift90: I guess it still beats being stuck in an office all day, though. At least for the most part I'm moving around and going some place.
stickShift90: Did Riku ever work anywhere before she became a big hit Kawai streamer?
rikuBaby69: awwwwwwwww, stickshift90 thinks riku is big hit kawai streamer!? U gonna make riku blush 🤩🤩🤩
rikuBaby69: riku had a few jobs before she became full time streamer. First job was working at coffee shop. Riku didn't mind it. But sometimes people were very rude 2 riku!
stickShift90: That's too bad. Yeah, sometimes people get really prickly about their coffee orders.
rikuBaby69: ya ya, and sometimes men would say strange things, like if riku could add some extra cream 2 their coffee cuz she had such big bomb-bombs!
stickShift90: Haha, oh no.
rikuBaby69: and rikus manager kept getting rikus uniform size wrong! She never fit in top quite right! It was always 2 small!
stickShift90: Its too bad tipping isn't a thing in Japan. You would have made a killing.
rikuBaby69: riku knows 😭
rikuBaby69: after coffee-shop, riku works at temp job at big office, but she not last long there!
stickShift90: oh no! Why is that?
rikuBaby69: buttons kept flying off of rikus blouse! And she got told her skirts were always too short!
stickShift90: Did your fellow officer workers end up dropping a lot of things and asking you to pick them up?
rikuBaby69: 😲! How did stickshift90 know this?
rikuBaby69: yes yes, men at the office were so clumsy! Luckily riku was there and eager 2 help them get their pencils and pens off of the floor!
rikuBaby69: but office manager let riku go, cuz she was a “human resource liability”! 😭
stickShift90: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that, Riku.
rikuBaby69: It's fine, after this, riku went 2 work at maid-cafe! Maid cafe was super-fun!
stickShift90: Maid-Cafe, huh? I bet you were a very popular waitress.
rikuBaby69: Hm-hm! Riku made so many customer friends! Some pay extra for private service from riku! And maid outfit was suuuuuper cute!
stickShift90: I bet it was, you'll have to send me pictures of you in it some time.
rikuBaby69: 😲 Mr. stickshift! So naughty!
rikuBaby69: Uggggh, riku is FINALLY though the line and has her ticket! Yaaaaaaay!
rikuBaby69: okay mr. stickshit90 and museum expert, you tell riku 2 go see Air and Space part of museum, and she is walking that way now, but which section should riku go 2 first?
rikuBaby69: the ww2 part with all the pretty airplanes?
rikuBaby69: The concord exhibit? Oooo maybe riku will finally join mile high club, lol! 😘
rikuBaby69: ooooo, mr. stickshift they have big rocket and space exhibit! Riku does not know why, but she has always really loved the look of a big, long straight rocket!🤩